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Does Sam look slightly injured to anybody else? He seems to be moving kinda gingerly.
Lol we ask this every year. He's not hurt...He just sucks...sigh
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All the fun and games are gone.  Not going to feel positive about much after this game.  

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maybe if I throw my tv out the window they will come

back 

What ever it takes....

 

(In on Pg58)

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Texas has 10 minutes to push Techs shit in and act like they're the bigger, hungrier, more talented team.  Or Herman can go fuck himself talking about toughness.  

Maryland says hi!

1 minute ago, Don Hornleone said:

Does Sam look slightly injured to anybody else? He seems to be moving kinda gingerly.

His rotator cuff has the COVID.  

Tom Herman was too busy having a superior IQ to us lowly peasants that he couldn’t be bothered with petty things like game planning. 

Hey Ash, Tech is going to dink and dunk in the short game. 

Sam is playing like his girlfriend broke up with him

Yurkich has somehow turned a Heisman qb into someone that has thrown for less than 200 yds .... right after HBU threw for, what, 600?

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I mean we beat a really shitty utep team and jow we get to see the real team. And we had a bye week! I really expected to see us throw for more teared than this. 

Well, we're no Houston Baptist.  Baby steps.  

Imagine getting paid almost 5 mil to shake a magic 8 ball

Three and out or pick 6 would be nice here

Somebody tell Brando it already was a one-score game

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Terrible route and effort there Eagles.

Just an overall pussy effort. He didn't even try. 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I really think we are about to take this L

Welcome to the party, pal

I think we had to realize this was gonna happen after a linemen chased down our DB with a convoy 

can't wait to hear Brando cum all over himself while yelling "Matt Wells signature win!"

Big 12: "It's in our best interest to keep us out of the playoffs."

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sam is playing like his girlfriend broke up with him

I'd leave his ass too after this shit.

Tom's "slow the game down" strategy is the ugliest football ever.  It sucks, it doesn't work and i hate it.   

50 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This is what I figured. Halfway under the bar now.

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Thud…😵

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Tom Herman was too busy having a superior IQ to us lowly peasants that he couldn’t be bothered with petty things like game planning. 

Yeah, in a lot of respects this is a typical, patented Herman special.  A game we should win decisively, but not a pushover.  Tech is Maryland.

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Just an overall pussy effort. He didn't even try. 

He should be benched with that effort

We got what we needed. Offense needs to do their part.

Anyone saying that the defense has sucked this game is too drunk to be commenting. They are the only thing preventing us from being down 3 scores right now. Tech has only scored 21 points off of normal field position.

Tech doesn't even have 300 yards on the game right now. I mean God how dumb are some of you?

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Yeah, you stay away from that punt, Jamison.

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Shitfaced out of my mind

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