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WTF is Green doing there? If you're man up then MAN UP. Don't just stand there staring at him. Attack his ass when he steps back. 

We are terribly coached. 

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, in a lot of respects this is a typical, patented Herman special.  A game we should win decisively, but not a pushover.  Tech is Maryland.

Maryland would wipe us off the map they're so far into Herman's head. 

2 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Just an overall pussy effort. He didn't even try. 

eagles isn’t good. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Big 12: "It's in our best interest to keep us out of the playoffs."

Herman-   “Hold my beer!”

I say we score, but we fuck up the 2 point conversion, just seems like that kind of day

WTF is Green doing there? If you're man up then MAN UP. Don't just stand there staring at him. Attack his ass when he steps back. 
We are terribly coached. 

That’s been happening with our CB’s for many, many years and it angers me.
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

WTF is Green doing there? If you're man up then MAN UP. Don't just stand there staring at him. Attack his ass when he steps back. 

We are terribly coached. 

Or not coached at all.

Texas needs to score a TD and go for 2.

Vasher has the longest arms I've ever seen. 

you know , sometimes you just want to turn the game off, send the wife off to the friends and just cry and masturbate until you cum. Happy ending and everyone is satisfied 

Anyone saying that the defense has sucked this game is too drunk to be commenting. They are the only thing preventing us from being down 3 scores right now. Tech has only scored 21 points off of normal field position.

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you know , sometimes you just want to turn the game off, send the wife off to the friends and just cry and masturbate until you cum. Happy ending and everyone is satisfied 
Especially your wife.
3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

We have a billion WRs even without them, 4 TEs, and 3 RBs.   It’s beyond fucking retarded to play a 150 pound non-threat walk on at any of our skill positions.  This is even dumber than when he blew a Maryland game by making Garrett Gray our go to receiving target.

I dunno. That was pretty fucking dumb.

Did tarik black fuck someone’s girlfriend where’s he been 

I'm pretty sure that was also an illegal formation 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Diarrhea commercial is timely.

 

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Diarrhea commercial. Appropriate

Heh.

And here I was being told that Herman is the guy. What the he’ll is happening today? I haven’t been able to watch because of work but I’ve been following the score 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Did tarik black fuck someone’s girlfriend where’s he been 

Injured 

immediate drive killing holding penalty.  god job okafor you dumbass.  this team sucks.

throw into triple coverage!

Sam is off, throwing into that kind of coverage.

"Did you know diarrhea is often caused by Tom Herman's coaching?"

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Did tarik black fuck someone’s girlfriend where’s he been 

Dropped a TD earlier 

Where is Sam throwing it?

1st and 20. Might as well punt it on 1st down 

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