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Listen to how sad y'all are!

Little heartbroken bitches.

Seriously, how in the world are broadcasters that completely unprofessional allowed to work in this sport?  Where do I send my strongly written email?

Dickheads.

One of, if not the best, games we'll see this season, and they're just completely dejected.

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I don't know how we haven't used any of our perceived power to get Brando off of Texas games. He's a complete homer for whatever team we are playing, and it's been the case for years.

Them focusing on the PI for 30 minutes while ignoring all of Tech's missed penalties is a joke. Fuck 'em.

I like how they said at one point they didn’t care who wins. It was the first or second quarter. They clearly did. 
 

Fuck them both. 

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Fuck those bitches! Love Brando saying they aren’t taking a side. If you have to say that, you’ve chosen a side fuck face

I didn’t know if I was just showing my bias, but holy shit. I’ve never heard it come off so obvious like that (other than Joe buck in any world series involving the cardinals, of course)

Is there a way we can petition FOX so they don't call our games anymore? 

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2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck those bitches! Love Brando saying they aren’t taking a side. If you have to say that, you’ve chosen a side fuck face

Seriously.  It's like when a girl on a dating site says she's not crazy.

Can we send them some post cards or cow manure or something?

when tech went ahead or scored, they were giggling like MIA

 

32 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

I don't know how we haven't used any of our perceived power to get Brando off of Texas games. He's a complete homer for whatever team we are playing, and it's been the case for years.

Them focusing on the PI for 30 minutes while ignoring all of Tech's missed penalties is a joke. Fuck 'em.

They harped on this PI call for 30 minutes and we’re laughing off the blatant hold on the Tech TD run.

Then claimed they “didn’t care who won.”  Their producer probably told them to say that, shaking their head. 

I loved it.  I hope they get to do more Texas games and literally cry on the air next time.  

Tom Heinsohn was less biased calling Celtic games for CBS.

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The best was "It was just his heel that was out of bounds!"

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Tom Heinsohn was less biased calling Celtic games for CBS.

He was so fun to listen to, though.

Went to the mute button early. As I always do when that fuckhead Brando is in the booth. He’s a small market Louisiana nobody who somehow caught an enormous break with ESPN about 30:years ago, and found a way to parlay that into a career. Baffling.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Went to the mute button early. As I always do when that fuckhead Brando is in the booth. He’s a small market Louisiana nobody who somehow caught an enormous break with ESPN about 30:years ago, and found a way to parlay that into a career. Baffling.

Didn't Brando start with CBS? Not that it matters.

Fuck Tim and Spencer and the Brocks.  

I will never listen to these fucks again. They straight hate Texas.  I wonder who was crying harder when Texas pulled the win out...Herbie or these douche bags.  

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1 minute ago, stork642 said:

I will never listen to these fucks again. They straight hate Texas.  I wonder who was crying hard when Texas pulled the win out...Herbie or these douche bags.  

Herbie is vain and conceited and he picked Texas for the CFP so I’m guessing the latter

Are you clowns in here not capable of synching it with Craig Way??? We just gave up the most points we have ever given up to Tech and y’all are griping about announcers??!?

I don't know why all you idiots continue to abuse yourself.  Announcers are pointless.   As long as you know more or less know the rules of football you don't need a old dude in a suit explaining it to you.

  Put it on mute.  

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Are you clowns in here not capable of synching it with Craig Way??? We just gave up the most points we have ever given up to Tech and y’all are griping about announcers??!?

Good point about Craig Way.  Not as concerned about all the points given up that I usually would be because with the crazy offseason and no spring practice all of these teams are really struggling in these early games.  More important that we found a way to win.  

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Are you clowns in here not capable of synching it with Craig Way??? We just gave up the most points we have ever given up to Tech and y’all are griping about announcers??!?

This-the broadcast was much more acceptable even if the game wasn't until the last five minutes.  Brando and Tillman comfort each other with tears tonight while giving each other a blowjob nearly as good as they gave Tech today during the game.

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Is there a way we can petition FOX so they don't call our games anymore? 

Is there any way we can petition to have FOX never have our games again.  Here in Pensacola, a 7 hour drive from Tampa, we had fucking FOX switch to the Tampa Rays playing the Phillies in a who gives a fuck baseball game instead of finishing the Texas game.  I had to figure out the fucking FOX Sports app to finish watching the game.  The Big 12 has a low rent TV contract for sure.  

8 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Are you clowns in here not capable of synching it with Craig Way??? We just gave up the most points we have ever given up to Tech and y’all are griping about announcers??!?

I'm an olds. please tell me how to synch it up.

one time late when we were punting to tech Tillman said under his breath "be careful" as the tech returner was catching the ball.   I'm really tired of Tim fuckface, Tillman and Andre Ware calling our games.  can't we get someone that didn't go to OU or another SWC foe?

fuckface is just a douchebag with his giggling and  focusing on calls that Texas might get only.

Its hard to sync to Way and watch other games at the same time.

54 minutes ago, TXpride said:

The best was "It was just his heel that was out of bounds!"

Also an earlier play where a Tech receiver stepped out of bounds to bring back a long gain. I think they showed an overhead replay from like 50-60 yards above the field and they were complaining about how close it looked. I had to go for the mute button after that.

54 minutes ago, TXpride said:

The best was "It was just his heel that was out of bounds!"

 Was that the play where one of em said "if they call that, that's just ticky tack"?  Fuck those cunts.

And Spencer, take BOTH losses today, pussy. 

56 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Went to the mute button early. As I always do when that fuckhead Brando is in the booth. He’s a small market Louisiana nobody who somehow caught an enormous break with ESPN about 30:years ago, and found a way to parlay that into a career. Baffling.

Raycom?

Said it in the game thread but Tim Brando has been a cunt since he was on the SEC on CBS. 

I'm an olds. please tell me how to synch it up.

Grab a radio or stream to a speaker and pause the tv until it matches up with Craig’s call
11 minutes ago, Surgical said:

Also an earlier play where a Tech receiver stepped out of bounds to bring back a long gain. I think they showed an overhead replay from like 50-60 yards above the field and they were complaining about how close it looked. I had to go for the mute button after that.

They were bitching about how "only" part of his foot was out of bounds.

 

E:  And giggling about the missed holding on the touchdown where the guy stepped OOB.  Fuck these two.

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1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck those bitches! Love Brando saying they aren’t taking a side. If you have to say that, you’ve chosen a side fuck face

fucking this.  Brando was so openly rooting for tech it was awful.  The play where a completion was overruled because the receiver was out of bounds and Brando says, "but it was only his heal..."  My lord.  

Another reason Gus Johnson is the best PBP guy they have. He’s just a fan with a microphone, gets excited no matter what team.

Probably discussed already but on the play where they bitched about pass interference not being called wasn’t the play clock on -4 when Tech finally snapped the ball?

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hey Tim and Spencer kiss my raunchy red brown unwiped ass and enjoy it.  

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