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My favorite exchange was when they were lamenting the “ticky-tacky” officiating because the receiver only stepped out of bounds a little bit before he caught it. I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone argue that it matters how much of your foot is out of bounds.

20 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

My favorite exchange was when they were lamenting the “ticky-tacky” officiating because the receiver only stepped out of bounds a little bit before he caught it. I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone argue that it matters how much of your foot is out of bounds.

Or when they were laughing with a blatant holding that wasn't called on Sarodericks TD in the 4th. Earlier in the game, they were insinuating the refs gave us a TD on the blocked punt because they didn't call interference on Sterns on the previous play

Lol.  There was a play in the 4th in which they actually said they were impartial.  I think it may have been right before Tech's last TD.  Anyway, "We're impartial".  Next play sounded like Kate B. offered to give them head. 

58 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Did y'all know that Sam tends to overthrow because he gets too excited? I didn't.

That was a gem.

Morons.

59 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Did y'all know that Sam tends to overthrow because he gets too excited? I didn't.

That motherfucker repeated something along these lines at least three times meanwhile they couldn't get off of Bowman and his three interception throwing dick about how awesome he was. 

Fuck it.  They should drop the guise of being impartial.  Just have the same broadcast with two different commentary options.  One for Texas and one for punk ass bitches.

The difference between a good play for tech and a good play for Texas is just absurd.  Worse than rattler's haircut:  

 

Edited by HornsOverIthaca

OMG, I watched the highlights. When Adimora picks off Bowman's pass, Spencer Tillman visibly groans!

EDIT: Tillman also groans when Josh Moore catches his last TD with seconds to play in regulation.

And listen how sad Brando sounds when Caden Sterns picks off the ball in OT. He literally sounds like a home radio announcer for a HS program when their team loses.   

Edited by TreatyOak

Tim Brando brings his wife with him on work trips.

That motherfucker repeated something along these lines at least three times meanwhile they couldn't get off of Bowman and his three interception throwing dick about how awesome he was. 


Talked about Bowman’s “next level” ability. Frankly, I don’t see it.
2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

As long as you know more or less know the rules of football you don't need a old dude in a suit explaining it to you.

So you're new to the football board, huh?

16 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

OMG, I watched the highlights. When Adimora picks off Bowman's pass, Spencer Tillman visibly groans!

EDIT: Tillman also groans when Josh Moore catches his last TD with seconds to play in regulation.

And listen how sad Brando sounds when Caden Sterns picks off the ball in OT. He literally sounds like a home radio announcer for a HS program when their team loses.   

I just watched the stretch from 3:13 to tying it up, and came to post Tillman’s reaction on the Moore TD. Under his breath, but clear - “you gotta be kidding me.”

Funny - that’s the same I say about you having a job you Sooner asshole. 

They were so clearly Tech homers. My teenage son kept asking me why they were rooting for Tech. I tried to tell him it wasn't happening, but then the Adimora INT happened. The dude catches it, swivels on a dime, keeps his knee off the ground, and runs back 70+ yards and all they could do was suck that Tech lineman's dick for 5 minutes afterward. That duo sucks. 

Edited by honolulu horn

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


Talked about Bowman’s “next level” ability. Frankly, I don’t see it.

 

Kept sucking off Bowman after he was getting absolutely bailed out by awesome catches by Vasher/Ezukanma/Digby. 

Like, it's ok to say it was mostly about the WR having a hell of a game! It doesn't all have to fit your initial narrative!

6 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

They were so clearly Tech homers. My teenage son kept asking me why they were rooting for Tech. I tried to tell him it wasn't happening, but then the Adimora INT happened. The dude catches it, swivels on a dime, keeps his knee off the ground, and runs back 70+ yards and all they could do was suck that Tech lineman's dick for 5 minutes afterward. That duo sucks. 

Not so much tech homers as much as they just hate Texas. 

Ha! Brando doesn’t like being referred to as a homer....
Just responded to my tweet laughing at him and his blowU partner crying at the end of the game.


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44 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Not so much tech homers as much as they just hate Texas. 

this.  Tilllman is a sooner douche and Brando is a fuck face pussy.  

49 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this.  Tilllman is a sooner douche and Brando is a fuck face pussy.  

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And Tillman is either a self-righteous douche, an idiot, or a petty troll with all of "Ehling-JER" mis-pronunciations. It's absolutely inexcusable for a professional broadcaster - who should have name pronunciation guides with them for the broadcasts - to mispronounce a starting QB as well known and of Sam's profile that many times. 

6 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

And Tillman is either a self-righteous douche, an idiot, or a petty troll with all of "Ehling-JER" mis-pronunciations. It's absolutely inexcusable for a professional broadcaster - who should have name pronunciation guides with them for the broadcasts - to mispronounce a starting QB as well known and of Sam's profile that many times. 

That was driving me crazy. He's at worst a top 3 Heisman candidate and one of the most visible players in the country. It shouldn't be that hard to pronounce his name correctly when that is basically all you are getting paid to do. 

Right on Tim!

Edited by mulletpelini
Nice jinx you dick

"Partner"

Tim's neighbor Billy Joe

Constant reference to former players from the 80s

Brando thinking it had to be obvious he stepped out of bounds

Tee-heeing each Tech touchdown 

Fox sent the wrong crew to Norman

3 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Fuck it.  They should drop the guise of being impartial.  Just have the same broadcast with two different commentary options.  One for Texas and one for punk ass bitches.

The difference between a good play for tech and a good play for Texas is just absurd.  Worse than rattler's haircut:  

 

I’ll add another one. On Chris Brown’s interception (1:30), you can clearly hear Spencer trying hard not to say “shit.”

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

So the highlights were cool, and they showed the first play when we won the game, but they didn't show the second time we won the game?  One simple play later?

3 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Fuck it.  They should drop the guise of being impartial.  Just have the same broadcast with two different commentary options.  One for Texas and one for punk ass bitches.

The difference between a good play for tech and a good play for Texas is just absurd.  Worse than rattler's haircut:  

 

I just saw something very bizarre on the replay at 2:34. The Tech slot WR didn't move during the play at all. Not sure I've ever seen that. 

is nobody going to bring up tillman audibly saying “nice” as the tech wr caught the long sideline pass that they ended up calling out of bounds?

They woooohhhoooddd when they scored, Tillman laughed openly when they showed the 2009 highlight.  Fuck them, most biast shit I’ve ever seen.

Gotta love their shits and giggles when our defender got egregiously held on Techs TD to go up 42-38. They didn’t replay it 3 times like they did the Caden Sterns non call talking about integrity of the game. Fuck Brando!

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

I just saw something very bizarre on the replay at 2:34. The Tech slot WR didn't move during the play at all. Not sure I've ever seen that. 

He wasn’t an eligible receiver.  If he had left the line, it would have been an illegal man down field. 
 

Look at the line pre-snap. 

9 hours ago, mdmost said:

Said it in the game thread but Tim Brando has been a cunt since he was on the SEC on CBS. 

Started long before that.  Straight out of the womb. 

6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They woooohhhoooddd when they scored, Tillman laughed openly when they showed the 2009 highlight.  Fuck them, most biast shit I’ve ever seen.

Biast???

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

I just saw something very bizarre on the replay at 2:34. The Tech slot WR didn't move during the play at all. Not sure I've ever seen that. 

I was thinking he might've spaced out due to sun exposure.
"I wonder why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle...."
"I was once the youngest person on earth..."
"She sells sea shells down by the sea shore..."

Did y'all know that Sam tends to overthrow because he gets too excited? I didn't.
It's even better when the throw he was commenting on was simply thrown behind the receiver rather than over him.
7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

They woooohhhoooddd when they scored, Tillman laughed openly when they showed the 2009 highlight.  Fuck them, most biast shit I’ve ever seen.

The instant they said "flash back" i said "fuck this!" and used the little fast forward time I had available to save myself the rage.

Putting the anti-Texas bias aside, there were so many unprofessional mistakes made throughout the game. Mispronouncing Elinger's name, calling players the wrong names, blatantly stating various calls as fact (to be later refuted by replay), missing flags...just atrocious. 

My favorite exchange was when they were lamenting the “ticky-tacky” officiating because the receiver only stepped out of bounds a little bit before he caught it. I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone argue that it matters how much of your foot is out of bounds.

My freaking Dish recording went haywire, so I haven’t been able to find the play yet you’re referring to, but I used the your term “ticky-tacky” and it obviously touched a nerve with ‘ol Timbo....his response was within seconds late last night. Obviously he must have been up late sucking off Spencer, as to him including OUFootball ‘s twitter display name in his response....




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1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Brando also still does that annoying thing where he speaks.

FIFY

I don’t know what’s sadder, Brando’s command of written English after seeing his twitter gibberish or the fact that he actually responds to random fans to defend himself. 


 

Did you catch the part where Brando started singing the lyrics to "Cotton Fields" to Spencer? 

I wonder if Brando was going off of what Tilman told him. It's possible that ol' Spence has erased that 1983 mudfucking from his memory. Or maybe he got smacked so hard during that game that he doesn't even have a memory to recall. Understandable, really. 

13 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

I don’t know what’s sadder, Brando’s command of written English after seeing his twitter gibberish or the fact that he actually responds to random fans to defend himself. 


 

Not only responding, but pulling the  tough guy "pal" !!

 

stripes lighten GIF

Could you imagine if they added Joe Buck and Chris Collinsworth to their crew for the playoffs?

50 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Brando also still does that annoying thing where he refers to our team as "Hook em".

he tries really really hard to make it some signature thing. he did guns up for tech.  he has no signature call and it probably drives him up the wall because he is a fuck face pussy and giggles with that moron Spencer Tillman.  Tillman is dumb as a box of rocks.

59 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

I don’t know what’s sadder, Brando’s command of written English after seeing his twitter gibberish or the fact that he actually responds to random fans to defend himself. 


 

La Monroe graduate.  he's not the brightest bulb...

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