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Just now, Blotto said:

I dont care what the Bama line is, I'm taking it. 

Careful. Covering the spread against Bama is our Super Bowl.

aggy isn’t that bad. They’re simply up against some of that celebrated SEC style defense. 

Who is their backup web? Are they calling for him yet? The regularly scheduled aggie senior  benching seems imminent.

If ever a season needed Dave South in the booth.

"What are we looking for out of Kellen Mond and this explosive A&M offense in this second half?"

Lulz.

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"I can only imagine what Jimbo told his team in the locker room."

"Please stop fucking my wife "

Hey Looch, in your professional SEC cock eating experience, is vandys penis as big as bama’s since they’re also in the SEC or do you prefer LSU’s? I’ll hang up and listen. 

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Leach is going to go in on this team with a sandpaper and barbed wire condom and absolutely no lube.

16 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Careful. Covering the spread against Bama is our Super Bowl.

True, but most years your entire student body doesnt want to lynch the starting QB. 

Lmao, what a terrible throw.  Aggy is so bad.  Candy was driving down with their back up DL starting on the oline

5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Hey Looch, in your professional cock eating experience, is vandys penis as big as bama’s since they’re in the SEC or do you prefer LSU’s? I’ll hang up and listen. 

Ha! You think it matters to him?

Just now, Wishbone said:

Ha! You think it matters to him?

It was a trick question that only an sec trick could answer.

My wife is an aggy (yeah I know) so I kinda hope TAMU does okay in this one to make up for the fact that she had to listen to me screaming, yelling, and crying from 2:30 to 7:00 today.

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24 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Careful. Covering the spread against Bama is our Super Bowl.

You are a treasure to this board. You and the Iowa state guys. 

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Gonna need to see more of Taylor Davis:

You better buy her a step stool then.

4 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

My wife is an aggy (yeah I know) so I kinda hope TAMU does okay in this one to make up for the fact that she had to listen to me screaming, yelling, and crying from 2:30 to 7:00 today.

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14 minutes ago, Deej said:

"I can only imagine what Jimbo told his team in the locker room."

"Please stop fucking my wife "

 

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6 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

My wife is an aggy (yeah I know) so I kinda hope TAMU does okay in this one to make up for the fact that she had to listen to me screaming, yelling, and crying from 2:30 to 7:00 today.

You're going to be touching yourself a lot over the next few months.

is it just me, or do they give aggy the most boring, monotone announcers for every. damn. game. i mean I know the game hasn’t been exciting at all, but goddamn act like you care just A LITTLE

I love O'Neal celebrating after every tackle he makes like aggy isn't play the worst P5 team in college football.

Second lost fumble for mond.  Good thing he has the full support of the 12th man to help him through the hard times

Just now, Mason Ramsey said:

is it just me, or do they give aggy the most boring, monotone announcers for every. damn. game. i mean I know the game hasn’t been exciting at all, but goddamn act like you care just A LITTLE

I went out to get something and I was listening to the aggy announcers. I had no idea what the fuck was going on. They were calling passing plays like Vandy was running the ball. Leal would make a tackle 3 yards down the field, but the aggy announcers made it seem he made a TFL and recovered a fumble.

There is no better sight than watching Leon O’Neil celebrate a stop he barley contributed to making and then get bitched the next play 

11 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

My wife is an aggy (yeah I know) so I kinda hope TAMU does okay in this one to make up for the fact that she had to listen to me screaming, yelling, and crying from 2:30 to 7:00 today.

Nah fuck that 

Vandy playing this game like Turtle Tom with a 2 point lead with 4 minutes to go.

13 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

My wife is an aggy (yeah I know) so I kinda hope TAMU does okay in this one to make up for the fact that she had to listen to me screaming, yelling, and crying from 2:30 to 7:00 today.

NowThis sock?

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I went out to get something and I was listening to the aggy announcers. I had no idea what the fuck was going on. They were calling passing plays like Vandy was running the ball. Leal would make a tackle 3 yards down the field, but the aggy announcers made it seem he made a TFL and recovered a fumble.

like dave south.

Thats a great fucking throw. An NFL level throw.

half time had a screen that said "you're event is at halftime. play will resume after half". lol

The state of Texas is a qb stock pond for college football programs. 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

like dave south.

I think a regular pbp guy would thoroughly confuse aggy at this point.

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