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Waking up to discover you caught a skunk in your live trap.  The day is not starting off well.

56 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Waking up to discover you caught a skunk in your live trap.  The day is not starting off well.

Pop him with a .22, use rake to move trap, empty trap. You can cover with a sheet before you shoot it if you're squeamish.

And the correct answer is ou.

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That is what I did minus the sheet.  It still sprayed though after I shot it.  Was a little tricky because the trap was up against my shed, but I managed to do it without shooting it or the trap and avoided getting sprayed.

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20 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I absolutely read this as if it were lyrics to a Bruce Hornsby song.

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Deer, mother fuckin suicidal deer. Run out in front of me on my way to work and trashed the front end of my car, busted the oil cooler and now I'm stuck in Decatur. 

My point exactly.

That I can sit for a weekend in an East Texas stand and not see a deer and this motherfucker has em jumping out on the road begging to be harvested.

8 hours ago, RPM said:

Deer, mother fuckin suicidal deer. Run out in front of me on my way to work and trashed the front end of my car, busted the oil cooler and now I'm stuck in Decatur. 

Decatur?  I spent a week there one night.  You probably mean Texas.  But my brother lives 90 minutes from Decatur, IL.  He hates driving there or back home at night because of the suicidal deer.  So they call it "Deercantturn"  

My mother-in-law goes screaming down unpaved country paths in rural Western Kansas giving zero fucks about all the deer that just run across the "road" from water draw to water draw just waiting to kill a carful of humans.  But she refused to walk on the Kemah Boardwalk because the sharks could jump up and get us at anytime.  

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Decatur?  I spent a week there one night.  You probably mean Texas.  But my brother lives 90 minutes from Decatur, IL.  He hates driving there or back home at night because of the suicidal deer.  So they call it "Deercantturn"  

My mother-in-law goes screaming down unpaved country paths in rural Western Kansas giving zero fucks about all the deer that just run across the "road" from water draw to water draw just waiting to kill a carful of humans.  But she refused to walk on the Kemah Boardwalk because the sharks could jump up and get us at anytime.  

a "carful" of  humans should enter our formal lexicon.

Aw c'mon man, from one assman to another, you gonna give me shit on 'carful'?  I was close to car full!

I guess I was going for careful in a way, too.  But yeah, maybe we got a new word going on here.  

16 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Decatur. 

Decatur? he just met her 

Decatur?  I spent a week there one night.  You probably mean Texas.  But my brother lives 90 minutes from Decatur, IL.  He hates driving there or back home at night because of the suicidal deer.  So they call it "Deercantturn"  
My mother-in-law goes screaming down unpaved country paths in rural Western Kansas giving zero fucks about all the deer that just run across the "road" from water draw to water draw just waiting to kill a carful of humans.  But she refused to walk on the Kemah Boardwalk because the sharks could jump up and get us at anytime.  
Lots going on there.
16 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Filling up your gas tank and realizing someone has stolen your gas cap...what the fuck!?

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Surly posters.

JFC... Surly has certainly gone downhill - 42 posts and no....

 

 

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JFC... Surly has certainly gone downhill - 42 posts and no....
 
 
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Someone forgot their glasses this morning , see post #4.

But yours is better, larger and more colorful!
27 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Someone forgot their glasses this morning , see post #4.

But yours is better, larger and more colorful!

 

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On 9/29/2020 at 7:44 PM, Willfully Horn said:

Jerry Jones

/thread

On 9/28/2020 at 5:32 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Linda Lovelace

Vacuum cleaners

The whole state of Michigan 

FIFO

26 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

FIFO

That would be things we don't give a damn for. 

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