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Shaggy came online in 2007 and hit it big in 2008. We had two good years sans Gideon and then went into the shitter for the majority of shaggy’s life and it sucked. 

 

The surly era is a return to not being in the shitter. 

 

It is known. 

36 minutes ago, sidis said:

Shaggy came online in 2007 and hit it big in 2008. We had two good years sans Gideon and then went into the shitter for the majority of shaggy’s life and it sucked. 

 

The surly era is a return to not being in the shitter. 

 

It is known. 

God I hope so.

 

We're still gonna need a neg function, though. 

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

10 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

God I hope so.

 

We're still gonna need a neg function, though. 

Oh it’s there. You just have to find it. 

I'm in,  the long road of sucking is over. 

Edited by Lobwedgephil

19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

There is no such known force in the universe.

I thought being an asshole was a requirement, if not ritualistic. And on this side of the pond, it's arsehole.

So OP means to say the downturn in UT athletics was all blacklab's fault? And here I thought it was the curse of the LHN.

Edited by Braff Zacklin

Part of the mystique of Shaggy was the anger involved from the shitty play of the football team.  Let's not ever lose that.

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are? 

 

Technically it’s third to neglectful parenting and chronic substance abuse 

We were on Hornfans in 2005. God only knows what will happen with this migration.

Edited by Spawn of Cthulhu

18 hours ago, sidis said:

Shaggy came online in 2007 and hit it big in 2008. We had two good years sans Gideon and then went into the shitter for the majority of shaggy’s life and it sucked. 

 

The surly era is a return to not being in the shitter. 

 

It is known. 

So let it be written.  So let it be done!

Your keyboard to God's eyes.

On 3/26/2018 at 12:02 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

Oh we will still be assholes.  We will just be more sanctimonious about being assholes.  I'm excited about the possibility.

On 3/26/2018 at 12:02 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

Goddammit NMAS...wtf, man?

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2 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Surlyhorns is a blank canvas that will eventually be covered in manure 

And just think of what fantastic goodness could grow out of that!

On 3/26/2018 at 2:45 AM, mulletpelini said:

Part of the mystique of Shaggy was the anger involved from the shitty play of the football team.  Let's not ever lose that.

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On 3/26/2018 at 1:02 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

I think we will be fine

37 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Surlyhorns is a blank canvas that will eventually be covered in manure 

This is the secret of success for the gardening thread.

On 3/25/2018 at 1:12 PM, sidis said:

The surly era is a return to not being in the shitter. 

 

It is known. 

Has anyone asked portapotty girl what she knows?

On 3/26/2018 at 12:02 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

There is no causation nor correlation.

 

Edited by TexasEd

On 3/26/2018 at 12:02 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

Fuck no. Then we'll just be fucking assholes with a good football team.

On ‎3‎/‎29‎/‎2018 at 10:33 AM, Effyourcouch said:

Surlyhorns is a blank canvas that will eventually be covered in manure 

Surly Horns is the Bluebonnet that rose through the Bevo manure in the spring of '18.

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Surly Horns is the Bluebonnet that rose through the Bevo manure in the spring of '18.

Bluebonnets, did someone say bluebonnets?  I'm in...

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Surly Horns is the Bluebonnet that rose through the Bevo manure in the spring of '18.

New motto?

On 3/25/2018 at 1:12 PM, sidis said:

Shaggy came online in 2007 and hit it big in 2008. We had two good years sans Gideon and then went into the shitter for the majority of shaggy’s life and it sucked. 

 

The surly era is a return to not being in the shitter. 

 

It is known. 

Your momma hit big last night.

On 3/26/2018 at 12:02 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that we should all thank the crappy football team for making us the assholes we are?  What happens if the team gets good again do we stop being assholes?

 

So, if we start winning, then we also have to start bitching about winning. Very confusing. When we inevitably fly a banner, what will it say?

9 minutes ago, stupidgringo said:

So, if we start winning, then we also have to start bitching about winning. Very confusing. When we inevitably fly a banner, what will it say?

DeLoss wants a surly Surly.

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Winning is not our standard

But whining is? /rimshot

I'm in,  the long road of sucking is over. 

Keep praying. Whatever’s been happening over the last decade ain’t working.

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