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1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Have we ever beat Fatterson by that much? Herman is tailor made for him.

2018: 31-16

From OB:
Texas receiver Jake Smith was a full participant in practice on Sunday, according to my sources.

In addition, running back Bijan Robinson did not practice, but I was told he looked good on Sunday. In addition, Robinson is expected to participate in practice on Tuesday or Wednesday.
 

Ummm did you do the redactin’ and care to elaborate ?


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Maybe the line is -16 because Iowa State got routed by Louisiana and then beat TCU.  I dunno just a possibility. 

TCU isn't good, Texas will probably be healthier than they were yesterday, Texas will be at home, and Texas probably just woke up.

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Hellen Keller

 

17 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

She was mostly useless but we still remember her.  First lady of the American stage.

 

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Iowa State averaged 7.6 yards per carry and 9.2 yards per pass against TCU's defense.  

Iowa State averaged 4.4 yards per carry and 4.1 yards per pass against Louisiana.

58 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Is that supposed to be somehow comparable to betting on the 2017-present Texas Longhorns?

If you play penny stocks. 

10 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

 

Ummm did you do the redactin’ and care to elaborate ?


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What you talking about Chad

2 minutes ago, fellside said:

Iowa State averaged 7.6 yards per carry and 9.2 yards per pass against TCU's defense.  

Iowa State averaged 4.4 yards per carry and 4.1 yards per pass against Louisiana.

RoJo and Ingram better be well fed during this game.

Lines are for losers...we just need to win. 

Matters not 1 point or 17 , just win baby .

My nick name for Fatterson is “sweaty butt cheeks”.

30 minutes ago, fellside said:

Iowa State averaged 7.6 yards per carry and 9.2 yards per pass against TCU's defense.  

Iowa State averaged 4.4 yards per carry and 4.1 yards per pass against Louisiana.

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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Except for aggy. They always suck.

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38 minutes ago, fellside said:

Iowa State averaged 7.6 yards per carry and 9.2 yards per pass against TCU's defense.  

Iowa State averaged 4.4 yards per carry and 4.1 yards per pass against Louisiana.

And we needed a miracle to beat a team that nearly lost at home to Houston Baptist. We should not be favored by that much. 

42 minutes ago, fellside said:

Iowa State averaged 7.6 yards per carry and 9.2 yards per pass against TCU's defense.  

Iowa State averaged 4.4 yards per carry and 4.1 yards per pass against Louisiana.

So you're saying we need to hire Louisiana's DC?

57 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Have we ever beat Fatterson by that much? Herman is tailor made for him.

Stranger things have happened. We Herp-Derp’ed TCU 30-7 in 2013. 

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Stranger things have happened. We Herp-Derp’ed TCU 30-7 in 2013. 

That was just Fatterson trying to keep Mack around.  Of course he never imagined we would then hire Chuck.

Something tells me TCU will be working hard this week on their rushing attack in preparation for the HORNS...

Will Zach Evans get his first CFB carry vs TEXAS ??

 

Thanks to @Ricky's one-hitter  for the following...

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TCU is not a good football team. Put out a few roach traps and everything will be fine.

14 hours ago, South Austin said:

Don’t get me wrong. I’m wringing my hands with the rest of you after yesterday’s performance. But we’re going to win. 

Snacks is back!

59 minutes ago, Extra Anejo said:

TCU is not a good football team. Put out a few roach traps and everything will be fine.

Neither was Tech.  What's TCU look like on the offensive side of the ball?

36 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Neither was Tech.  What's TCU look like on the offensive side of the ball?

They were bad with Downing in, but once they put Dugan in, they scored almost very possession and he had a great game. I don’t expect us to win this one unless we can put up 50+. If I’m TCU, I’d just RPO us to death until our LBs show they can hold up (they won’t).
 

We need to start Jacquess. I know he’s limited athletically and not great in coverage, but at least he gives you something. Juwan Mitchell was fucking awful and didn’t even give good effort. Fuck that guy. He’s punched a coach, got suspended multiple times, threatened to quit/transfer multiple times, and he’s not even good. Not worth the drama at all. 

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3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

They were bad with Downing in, but once they put Dugan in, they scored almost very possession and he had a great game. I don’t expect us to win this one unless we can put up 50+. If I’m TCU, I’d just RPO is to death until our LBs shoW they can hold up (they won’t).
 

We need to start Jacquess. I know he’s limited athletically and not great in coverage, but at least he gives you something. Juwan Mitchell seas fuckjng awful and didn’t even give max effort. Fuck that guy. He’s punched a coach, got suspended multiple times, threatened to quit/transfer multiple times, and he’s not even good. Not worth the drama at all. 

Thanks

I ain't fallin for no banana in the tailpipe this time.  You got me last time with the 19-1/2 against Tech.  Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice...

13 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

2018: 31-16

Yeah. And that was a mudholing that the 15 points wouldn't suggest. We could have won that game by 30. Against a much better TCU team (or a team that was supposed to be much better - we'll see how their 2020 squad finishes).

'Member when there were only one or two conference games that even made the Horns break a sweat?  I 'member.

Is turtle tom calling the plays ?

special teams needs extra work this week. 

it will be a closer game...8 pts or so

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah. And that was a mudholing that the 15 points wouldn't suggest. We could have won that game by 30. Against a much better TCU team (or a team that was supposed to be much better - we'll see how their 2020 squad finishes).

No it wasn’t. TCU averaged more YPP than us in that game and we’re inning and generally outplaying us until Shawn Robinson lost his mind and started throwing picks like every drive. Our offense was struggling to move the ball or score. There’s no way we could have won that game by 30. And that TCU team sucked. They went 7-6. 

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

They were bad with Downing in, but once they put Dugan in, they scored almost very possession and he had a great game. I don’t expect us to win this one unless we can put up 50+. If I’m TCU, just RPO us to death until our LBs show they can hold up (they won’t).  We need to start Jacquess. I know he’s limited athletically and not great in coverage, but at least he gives you something. Juwan Mitchell was fucking awful and didn’t even give good effort. Fuck that guy. He’s punched a coach, got suspended multiple times, threatened to quit/transfer multiple times, and he’s not even good. Not worth the drama at all. 

I'm with yah on replacing Mitchell... he was "lazy as fuck" on several plays!!

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

They were bad with Downing in, but once they put Dugan in, they scored almost very possession and he had a great game. I don’t expect us to win this one unless we can put up 50+. If I’m TCU, I’d just RPO us to death until our LBs show they can hold up (they won’t).
 

We need to start Jacquess. I know he’s limited athletically and not great in coverage, but at least he gives you something. Juwan Mitchell was fucking awful and didn’t even give good effort. Fuck that guy. He’s punched a coach, got suspended multiple times, threatened to quit/transfer multiple times, and he’s not even good. Not worth the drama at all. 

And Duggan had a pretty good game against us last year. Presumably, we should win this game, but I wouldn't lay any points after watching the shit fest last week. the fact that we ended up with a win doesnt change what I saw on the field. 

14 hours ago, fellside said:

Iowa State averaged 7.6 yards per carry and 9.2 yards per pass against TCU's defense.  

Iowa State averaged 4.4 yards per carry and 4.1 yards per pass against Louisiana.

So lousiana is better than TCU also?

23 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

No it wasn’t. TCU averaged more YPP than us in that game and we’re inning and generally outplaying us until Shawn Robinson lost his mind and started throwing picks like every drive. Our offense was struggling to move the ball or score. There’s no way we could have won that game by 30. And that TCU team sucked. They went 7-6. 

Dicker missed a 42 and 43 yarder that game and we just ran the clock out with Daniel Young on our last possession. So had he made both field goals and had we elected to run it up and try and score again that could be 13 points right there. 

I'm not saying we SHOULD have won by 30, but after the Robinson meltdown began it could have gone that way. 

Also, that TCU team got worse as the season went on. They were competitive against tOSU the week before coming to DKR and super cocky on that day having won 4 straight against us. Really, I think the game in DKR kind of broke them for the rest of the season.

17 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Final score 72-70, in regulation.

With Dicker hitting a 60 yarder as time expires, probably will bounce off and over the cross bar

14 hours ago, South Austin said:

Stranger things have happened. We Herp-Derp’ed TCU 30-7 in 2013. 

So you're saying what we need is a three-hour lightning delay?

49 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

So you're saying what we need is a three-hour lightning delay?

And/or a herp-derp at QB.

2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Anyone saying easy money this week the way they did last week?

They’re terrible, we should win in a heart attack inducing fashion.

I don't know how anyone but a degenerate could bet on CFB this year. Wayyy to many unknowns from week to week. 

fuck these dumbshit lines. Does Vegas scout Texas soley using the $9.95 fanfic practice reports?

As long as we don’t shoot ourselves in the foot, we should win. TCU isn’t good, but they’ll play their best game of the year against us.

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

As long as we don’t shoot ourselves in the foot, we should win. TCU isn’t good, but they’ll play their best game of the year against us.

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1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I don't know how anyone but a degenerate could bet on CFB this year. Wayyy to many unknowns from week to week. 

I was +$4 this weekend so slob my knob you dumb idiot

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

I don't know how anyone but a degenerate could bet on CFB this year. Wayyy to many unknowns from week to week. 

Bet the over/under.  Been easy the first three weeks. 

8 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

No it wasn’t. TCU averaged more YPP than us in that game and we’re inning and generally outplaying us until Shawn Robinson lost his mind and started throwing picks like every drive. Our offense was struggling to move the ball or score. There’s no way we could have won that game by 30. And that TCU team sucked. They went 7-6. 

Correct, I remember thinking they just handed it to us 

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