September 28, 20205 yr it's almost heaven you know. I recently learned through a death in the family that I am now the proud owner of 4 cemetery plots in beautiful Cunningham Memorial Park in St Albans. Only problem is I don't live there and don't plan on being buried there. Ultra serious inquiries only please
September 28, 20205 yr I'm going to have my ashes divided up and put in baggies and dumped in eight or ten places around the globe. I get to go back to a happy place one last time and my kids/grandkids get a fun trip.
September 28, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Bullneck said: I'm going to have my ashes divided up and put in baggies and dumped in eight or ten places around the globe. I get to go back to a happy place one last time and my kids/grandkids get a fun trip. One of my friend’s grandfather fought at Normandy and years later his ashes scattered there on the beach per his wishes. A few years ago my friend’s dad died and wanted his ashes spread there too to be near his father. The French rejected the request, so my friend had to sneak the ashes with him through customs and dump them on the DL while he pretended to be hunting sea shells or something on the beach.
September 28, 20205 yr Unless you need the money I would give them away to a church or charitable organization. West Viriginia is both poor and full of untimely, tragic deaths.
September 28, 20205 yr My Dad always said he wanted his ashes (illegally) put into the Maury River not too far from his home in Lexington, Virginia. Then when he got cancer, he found out his ashes could be interred @ Arlington National Cemetery, so that's where he went April of '19. While West Virginny is a beautiful place (except where the coal co's are literally tearing mountains apart & dumping them in any available water system), I doubt many of us have a connection to it. I'll also bet there's a thriving industry built around advance funeral plot purchases, not unlike time share resales.
September 28, 20205 yr Author 1 hour ago, StruggleBus said: Is west virginia a code word for your mom? If so, then yes. as of March 13, you are a little late I appreciate the CSBs and the unsolicited advice...I really do. there are probably a couple threads around here for that. but this thread is for selling 4 cemetery plots on a hillside in peaceful, tranquil, beautiful West By God Virginia. @Whitman make me an offer Edited September 28, 20205 yr by Dennis Taylor
September 28, 20205 yr 22 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: but this thread is for selling 4 cemetery plots on a hillside in peaceful, tranquil, beautiful West By God Virginia. As soon as you post it here that's not what the thread is about anymore.
September 28, 20205 yr I already have one near Anson Jones' grave. If the one you have is next to someone more famous maybe I'll trade you.
September 28, 20205 yr Author 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I already have one near Anson Jones' grave. If the one you have is next to someone more famous maybe I'll trade you. Who you got in mind? I can make it happen
September 28, 20205 yr Author Just now, 4th and 5 said: If it was near Shinnston or Pruntytown I might have considered it Its only a couple hours
September 29, 20205 yr On 9/28/2020 at 12:27 PM, Dennis Taylor said: as of March 13, you are a little late I appreciate the CSBs and the unsolicited advice...I really do. there are probably a couple threads around here for that. but this thread is for selling 4 cemetery plots on a hillside in peaceful, tranquil, beautiful West By God Virginia. @Whitman make me an offer LOL. Already have it covered.
September 29, 20205 yr On 9/27/2020 at 8:07 PM, Bullneck said: I'm going to have my ashes divided up and put in baggies and dumped in eight or ten places around the globe. I get to go back to a happy place one last time and my kids/grandkids get a fun trip. Sounds a little like a Harry Potter movie
October 5, 20205 yr On 9/27/2020 at 8:09 PM, Dennis Taylor said: it's almost heaven you know. I recently learned through a death in the family that I am now the proud owner of 4 cemetery plots in beautiful Cunningham Memorial Park in St Albans. Only problem is I don't live there and don't plan on being buried there. Ultra serious inquiries only please wait for the WVA game week and re-post on FootBall board
October 5, 20205 yr Author 11 minutes ago, next2naus said: wait for the WVA game week and re-post on FootBall board you've got dibs
October 6, 20205 yr I assume some West Virginians will exhume the bodies and do unnatural things to them? I may be interested
October 12, 20205 yr I’m here in WVA now for work. It’s nice here. Definitely...different. I am not interested in being buried here, though.
October 24, 20205 yr Author On 10/11/2020 at 7:18 PM, fattyflattie said: I’m here in WVA now for work. It’s nice here. Definitely...different. I am not interested in being buried here, though. On 10/5/2020 at 8:25 PM, Digdogger said: I assume some West Virginians will exhume the bodies and do unnatural things to them? I may be interested Let the bidding war commence
October 24, 20205 yr Well I’m still here and pretty sure this project will in fact, kill me. I assume Best Buy coupons are still the preferred currency? I’ll offer 7.
October 26, 20205 yr Author On 10/24/2020 at 1:05 PM, fattyflattie said: Well I’m still here and pretty sure this project will in fact, kill me. I assume Best Buy coupons are still the preferred currency? I’ll offer 7. That is a wonderful offer, it really is. But I'm really looking for something a little more liquid. Like a check
November 5, 20205 yr Author On 10/30/2020 at 10:57 AM, BottleRocket said: Do these plots include mineral rights? Are there restrictions on plot depths? You can dig down as far as you want
November 5, 20205 yr Author 6 hours ago, Scraps said: Why didn't you bury the dead person in one of them. Then you would be down to 3 She chose cremation just like our dad did
February 6, 20214 yr Author Well you guys missed out. These babies are officially sold at 25% of list price. Don't come whining to me when you need them, you had your chance
March 22, 20214 yr If one had to be laid to rest in West Virginia it would seem more practical to be cremated on a comfortable couch.
March 23, 20214 yr Buying this plot does seem like solid preplanning for a Morgantown trip. It's the responsible thing to do really.
April 10, 20214 yr On 9/27/2020 at 8:07 PM, Bullneck said: I'm going to have my ashes divided up and put in baggies and dumped in eight or ten places around the globe. I get to go back to a happy place one last time and my kids/grandkids get a fun trip. That’s my plan too, only one current location but I may change that to several.
April 15, 20214 yr Was in lovely WV yesterday. No ammo shortage here, someone emptying their entire stimulus into the dirt somewhere off in the woods not far from us. Also, Derkie White with the double fair hand jobs. Well done son, well done.
April 16, 20214 yr On 4/14/2021 at 11:18 PM, fattyflattie said: Was in lovely WV yesterday. No ammo shortage here, someone emptying their entire stimulus into the dirt somewhere off in the woods not far from us. Also, Derkie White with the double fair hand jobs. Well done son, well done. Not the same bitch, neither.
April 19, 20214 yr On 4/16/2021 at 10:28 AM, Kennythetiger said: Not the same bitch, neither. Lol I was gonna rewatch it to get that quote correct, but was all Derkie White’d out for a minute.
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