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    Immamq probably enjoys sucking trophy’s useless cock.    so glad Trump dragged his balls over all your faces.    gonna be a great four years. 

  • He gets to enjoy his ban until January 20 2029. 

  • What the actual fuck is wrong with you?  Blacklab isn't dead and is still a primary mod on the board as well as being heavily involved in the care and feeding. So no, he handled it here, in the o

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On 11/27/2024 at 4:52 AM, immamac said:

Derka is banned from viewing the site until the CCG, then he's banned from posting until December 31st and after he's back is going to need every single post approved or it remains hidden indefinitely (shadow banned) 

this is some of the dumbest shit ever posted on this board. 

when the “immamac is a fascist” thread is going on 5 pages, it might be time to reevaluate some priorities around here. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Derka was posting in the Wordle thread on the Lulz board, as a normal participant.

Any way to open that back up to him @immamac?

And KenPom is 6 letters…

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

The white knights that appear for this guy never cease to make me laugh. Of course they’re in the small minority, but that doesn’t affect their ridiculous conviction. 

Idk, I think Derka is an 85% great poster a 13% thread derailing poster and a 2% can't handle message boards at all poster. 

The 15% of his posts that suck aren't why he's banned, the 2% of his posts where he clearly can't fucking handle things are why he's banned. 

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28 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

He’s fucking terrible. 

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Derka’s a great poster when it’s about sports. He puts his opinions out there and it drives conversation. 
 

When he feels slighted by someone else’s opinion, that’s when it can go sideways, in a hurry.  Unfortunately he cannot ignore when folks deliberately engage that bullshit. If we were all in person, as opposed to keyboard; some of his detractors would be told to knock it the fuck off and stop being a bitch. As it is, he simply cannot resist answering back. 
 

Again, when he’s on, he brings a lot to the table. When he’s not, it sucks on many levels. 

Derka's out of the penalty box today, right?

52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Derka's out of the penalty box today, right?

Yes but he’s on double secret probation 

On 12/27/2024 at 12:33 PM, Rex Kramer said:

A good portion of the remainder of his posts are provocative posts designed to elicit argumentative posts.

Is this fucking real life?

19 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

100%. If you disagree, then you’re not paying attention.  

And this myth that he’s a “good poster when he posts about sports because it drives discussion” is just that, a total horseshit myth.False.  It is not a myth at all.  Derka posts plenty of constructive material in those topics.  His worst atttributes are evident in discussions about Horns basketball, Quinn Ewers, Sam Ehlinger, (randomly) Andrew fucking Luck, and high school baseball players. 

You missed the single biggest one.  I mean, different dude...same last name.

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Either you are proving you don't read this board, or this guy just slipped your mind...

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42 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

100%. If you disagree, then you’re not paying attention.

Jesus fuck, you're obtuse. My dismay wasn't directed at the idea that Derka makes "provocative posts designed to elicit argumentative posts"; rather that you, of all people, have the nerve to type that without a hint of irony.

43 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’m not sure you’re familiar with my entire catalogue. And clearly you don’t celebrate it. 

Under which username?

  • 2 weeks later...

THANK YOU, @immamac

I saw where a large amount of reddit subs were also banning xitter embeds and I wondered if that would fly over here. Grateful to see you're trying it. 

5 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

wtf is this banner Im seeing on homepage now

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I’m not on twitter or x and never have been. What happened to cause this recent uproar? 

1 minute ago, Hate said:

I’m not on twitter or x and never have been. What happened to cause this recent uproar? 

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Musk has been manipulating Twitter/x content to push his own political beliefs. If you don’t believe that, ask yourself why his posts are at the top of your feed every time you log in. Fuck him. 

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Musk has been manipulating Twitter/x content to push his own political beliefs. If you don’t believe that, ask yourself why his posts are at the top of your feed every time you log in. Fuck him. 

Block the fucker 

Immamq probably enjoys sucking trophy’s useless cock. 
 

so glad Trump dragged his balls over all your faces. 
 

gonna be a great four years. 

Lol c ya. Glad I won’t have the see your pussy ass random negs anymore 

14 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Immamq probably enjoys sucking trophy’s useless cock. 
 

so glad Trump dragged his balls over all your faces. 
 

gonna be a great four years. 

Wow, just wow. @immamac @hayden_horn

10 hours ago, Hate said:

I’m not on twitter or x and never have been. What happened to cause this recent uproar? 

 

 

The election.  lol  

 

 

4 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Immamq probably enjoys sucking trophy’s useless cock. 
 

so glad Trump dragged his balls over all your faces. 
 

gonna be a great four years. 

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Certain people’s true anti-minority, anti-women, anti-lgbtq, and anti-“any religion other than my religion” colors are coming out for all to see. 
 

 

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57 minutes ago, immamac said:

He gets to enjoy his ban until January 20 2029. 

I guess you could say that pilot made an error

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We've had 1 self immolation and and 4 Nazi sympathizers total. 

The threads with heavy Twitter embeds have been completely fine (shocking I know) and alternatives like bluesky and images have replaced it without issue. 

We are a no Nazi website. Lmk if you wanna be associated with Nazis and I'll make sure you get your ban. 

So there is no misunderstanding where the board stands on South African nazi’s, but what is the official stance on Illinois Nazi’s?

I suspect the blue check SurlyHorns twitter account will be going black as well.

16 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I suspect the blue check SurlyHorns twitter account will be going black as well.

Lulz. I would like an explanation on why @surlyhorns made a tweet yesterday a couple of hours after imma’s policy change and proclamation that X was a nazi-run propaganda platform. 

29 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. I would like an explanation on why @surlyhorns made a tweet yesterday a couple of hours after imma’s policy change and proclamation that X was a nazi-run propaganda platform. 

@BornAndRaised has been tweeting I'm sure he will stop now. I paid a year in advance and I'm not sure they prorate the blue check. 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

@BornAndRaised has been tweeting I'm sure he will stop now. I paid a year in advance and I'm not sure they prorate the blue check. 

that one wasnt me lmao, I haven't been on twitter in a few days. think it was rgb

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

I guess you could say that pilot made an error

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I assumed his dad was the pilot. 

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

@BornAndRaised has been tweeting I'm sure he will stop now. I paid a year in advance and I'm not sure they prorate the blue check. 

Either way, y'all need to start posting on bluesky because there is zero SurlyHorns content on bluesky.  

Many of the people/orgs I follow on twitter are similar.  @Hornius Emeritus does a pretty good job of cross posting @tracesoftexas, but none of my Texas barbecue follows post much on bluesky.  My Austin FC folks are doing a decent job of posting and I can follow almost everything with the AustinFC feed.

That was me lol and I actively avoid the news. Whos a nazi now? lol

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