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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Elon Musk definitely did a Nazi salute twice on Monday. 

Fun. Glad I have avoided this subject till now and look forward to continuing to ignore it as I am sure it is not divisive at all

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19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Fun. Glad I have avoided this subject till now and look forward to continuing to ignore it as I am sure it is not divisive at all

It says something that condemning a Nazi salute is viewed as divisive. 

40 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Either way, y'all need to start posting on bluesky because there is zero SurlyHorns content on bluesky.  

Many of the people/orgs I follow on twitter are similar.  @Hornius Emeritus does a pretty good job of cross posting @tracesoftexas, but none of my Texas barbecue follows post much on bluesky.  My Austin FC folks are doing a decent job of posting and I can follow almost everything with the AustinFC feed.


My big problem with BlueSky is the 300-character limit.  I'm just clearing my throat at 300 characters.  So only about a third of my content ends up on BlueSky.

Nevertheless, I love the platform.  Just wish it had more flexibility/functionality.

Also, and I'm sure that @immamac doesn't care, but I am hating the Twitter embargo here on Surly, for several reasons. 

 

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10 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

The election.  lol  

 

 

It enabled nazi fucks to openly be nazi fucks, so yea I guess?

37 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


My big problem with BlueSky is the 300-character limit.  I'm just clearing my throat at 300 characters.  So only about a third of my content ends up on BlueSky.

Nevertheless, I love the platform.  Just wish it had more flexibility/functionality.

Also, and I'm sure that @immamac doesn't care, but I am hating the Twitter embargo here on Surly, for several reasons. 

 

Write something under 300 characters?

aint nobody got time for that GIF

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Man, you’re a Dodgers fan. Don’t think we’re letting you off easy here.

We may be thugs and Los Vatos Locos, but we ain't Nazis.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

We may be thugs and Los Vatos Locos, but we ain't Nazis.

You underestimate how much I hate the fucking Dodgers.

And Mets.

And Yankees.

40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You underestimate how much I hate the fucking Dodgers.

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

We may be thugs and Los Vatos Locos, but we ain't Nazis.


but at least ya ain’t a fucking yankee!

6 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Write something under 300 characters?

aint nobody got time for that GIF


Most of my most popular posts have been over 5000 characters.  My most popular post of all time (over 100k likes) was.

Seeing this thread pop up made me chuckle. Didn't even care what it was about.

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Lol, calling out a trans poster, just proves it was never about eggs, it was always about hate for gays, trans, and Mexicans for these idiots. 

On 1/23/2025 at 11:13 AM, immamac said:

Elon Musk definitely did a Nazi salute twice on Monday. 

Stick on point. This is the immamac is a facist thread. If you want to start an immamac is a fuckin idiot thread go ahead.

On 1/23/2025 at 9:07 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Either way, y'all need to start posting on bluesky because there is zero SurlyHorns content on bluesky.  

Many of the people/orgs I follow on twitter are similar.  @Hornius Emeritus does a pretty good job of cross posting @tracesoftexas, but none of my Texas barbecue follows post much on bluesky.  My Austin FC folks are doing a decent job of posting and I can follow almost everything with the AustinFC feed.

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The whole blanket labeling of people as nazi/facist etc has gotten so over done it loses all fucking meaning.  Congrats on both fronts your moron awards have arrived

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

The whole blanket labeling of people as nazi/facist etc has gotten so over done it loses all fucking meaning.  Congrats on both fronts your moron awards have arrived

It's not a blanket you dumbass fucking baboon, it's because he has repeatedly and deliberately platformed and boosted neo-Nazi accounts on Twitter, had to take a fucking trip to Auschwitz to do a photo op with Bibi Netanyahu after doing outright antisemitism and Holocaust denial for like a week straight on Twitter, has expressed open support for birth rate conspiracies and other weird eugenicist Nazi-adjacent conspiracy theories, is openly supporting a surging neo-Nazi (AfD) party in Germany, did an emphatic Nazi salute (TWICE) at Trump's inauguration, the list goes on.

How much more fucking evidence do you and the dumbass Rex Kramers of the world need?

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

It's not a blanket you dumbass fucking baboon, it's because he has repeatedly and deliberately platformed and boosted neo-Nazi accounts on Twitter, had to take a fucking trip to Auschwitz to do a photo op with Bibi Netanyahu after doing outright antisemitism and Holocaust denial for like a week straight on Twitter, has expressed open support for birth rate conspiracies and other weird eugenicist Nazi-adjacent conspiracy theories, is openly supporting a surging neo-Nazi (AfD) party in Germany, did an emphatic Nazi salute (TWICE) at Trump's inauguration, the list goes on.

How much more fucking evidence do you and the dumbass Rex Kramers of the world need?

You are a fucking idiot

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You are a fucking idiot

Refute it then, motherfucker or run away like your bitch ass always does

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Refute it then, motherfucker or run away like your bitch ass always does

My fucking statement was about the fact that idiots like you spout labels far too frequently to the point it loses meaning had nothing to do with Elon but your triggered snowflake ass jumped to conclusions.  I don't give a fuck about Elon one way or the other except I do respect the fact he has taken to pissing y'all off lol.

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

My fucking statement was about the fact that idiots like you spout labels far too frequently to the point it loses meaning had nothing to do with Elon but your triggered snowflake ass jumped to conclusions.  I don't give a fuck about Elon one way or the other except I do respect the fact he has taken to pissing y'all off lol.

You're a fucking pussy and you're running away from your stupid ass comments yet again. Coward, pussy.

On 1/26/2025 at 9:27 AM, po elvis said:

Stick on point. This is the immamac is a facist thread. If you want to start an immamac is a fuckin idiot thread go ahead.

How about an Immamac looks like a Gilbert Shelton Cartoon thread

4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

You're a fucking pussy and you're running away from your stupid ass comments yet again. Coward, pussy.

One of us knows how to run an LLM locally

One of us knows how to profit from this change in the global dynamic

One of us thinks we can virtue signal our way through life as they wind up a total fucking scrub
 


Enjoy the shitbox you have laid my good dude the difference is I'd rather evolve than talk to low IQ stockholm syndrome idiots who will prove they are useful idiots until the day they die.

I really wish we could round up everyone like you and gift you the 15 minute cities that Klaus Schwab and the WEF have promised the rest of us so that you can live our your dopamine slave lives while the rest of us went about our business trying to get to space and explore the universe.

@Brian Fantana If you had even a picosecond (smallest measurement of time we have) of balls you'd watch this clip and see how your handlers hate you....

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4f1tmypGQ6y1

Have a good day just know when you show up on my doorstep looking for help when I ask you what is a woman or how many genders exist will determine if you die on my doorstep.

Go into prison of your own volition just never drag the rest of down along the way.

Fantana is a fucking chode as much as I may or may not disagree with y'all's politics. 

Everyone here would be better off ignoring him.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fantana is a fucking chode as much as I may or may not disagree with y'all's politics. 

Everyone here would be better off ignoring him.

I didn't realize me and ztejas were gonna get along (eventually)

Lulz. I don’t often frequent the same threads as Fontana but just today’s exposure was enough to hit the ignore button. 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. I don’t often frequent the same threads as Fontana but just today’s exposure was enough to hit the ignore button. 

I'm glad I could finally deliver value!!!

3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Ah! You've identified the problem. Next step is fixing it.

Nah y'all emotional thinking idiots are on your own

Elon sucks ass for usurping the Telsa name when if he honored Tesla he would pull free energy. Mix in the whole whole Starlink global surveillance shitbox along with him putting a chip in  your brain you'd have an arguement.

Sadly you are calling him a nazi/dumbfuck because he has the audacicity to call your bullshit progressive destroy society ass out for what it is.

My take on Elon remains the same... when you thought he was your hero I hated him now that he takes a stand against your bullshit he moves towards pH 7 aka neutral

Keep being mad bro

I might actually like Elon if Surly keeps being the stupid virtue signaling cocksmokers they have largely proven to be.

 

#DAMN

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Nah y'all emotional thinking idiots are on your own

Elon sucks ass for usurping the Telsa name when if he honored Tesla he would pull free energy. Mix in the whole whole Starlink global surveillance shitbox along with him putting a chip in  your brain you'd have an arguement.

Sadly you are calling him a nazi/dumbfuck because he has the audacicity to call your bullshit progressive destroy society ass out for what it is.

My take on Elon remains the same... when you thought he was your hero I hated him now that he takes a stand against your bullshit he moves towards pH 7 aka neutral

Keep being mad bro

 

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I might actually like Elon if Surly keeps being the stupid virtue signaling cocksmokers they have largely proven to be.

 

#DAMN

Do you think the Nazi salute was a bit much though?

Regardless of response Fantana still fucking sucks. Just wanted to make that clear. 

50 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

@Brian Fantana If you had even a picosecond (smallest measurement of time we have) of balls you'd watch this clip and see how your handlers hate you....

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4f1tmypGQ6y1

Have a good day just know when you show up on my doorstep looking for help when I ask you what is a woman or how many genders exist will determine if you die on my doorstep.

Go into prison of your own volition just never drag the rest of down along the way.

Femtosecond called and wants its money back.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Do you think the Nazi salute was a bit much though?

Regardless of response Fantana still fucking sucks. Just wanted to make that clear. 

Elon Musk's salute was a tribute to Wernher Von Braun who wrote the book Project Mars where the lead character is Elon

At some point you will figure out why Prescott Bush led to Hitler's rise.

Again I know history the balance of you went to "school" and the english word of school means to act like fish and obey, to fall in line.
 

see above posts about my distrust of Elon

In the meantime anyone who can hang outside the overton window hit me up lol

Good news is I love y'all as long as you are willing to join me on the kill the masters agenda.  If not you are a true coward....

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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Elon Musk's salute was a tribute to Wernher Von Braun who wrote the book Project Mars where the lead character is Elon

At some point you will figure out why Prescott Bush led to Hitler's rise.

Again I know history the balance of you went to "school" and the english word of school means to act like fish and obey, to fall in line.
 

Hey man. I'm a free thinker. I love a good conspiracy.

But - Werner von Braun was - um - sort of a Nazi? Right? He was at least adjacent to it. Not sure that's a great counter-example. 

I'm very into a lot of this stuff but I'm also fairly progressive. Feel free to shoot me a dm if you want to get into the weeds because I'll go there. 

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Sadly you are calling him a nazi/dumbfuck because he

...unbans Nazi accounts on Twitter while banning accounts critical of him- the free speech absolutist, pro-actively supports and joins a party that indistupibly tried to overturn a free and fair election, pro-actively supports a foreign far right party, feels immune broadcasting that he came and remained in this country illegally with no in-group fear of repercussions, and purposely and knowingly Nazi salutes on one of the most widely broadcast events knowing there's a mass of pretzel brains who will pretend they're as dumb as you're pretending to be. 

19 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

...unbans Nazi accounts on Twitter while banning accounts critical of him- the free speech absolutist, pro-actively supports and joins a party that indistupibly tried to overturn a free and fair election, pro-actively supports a foreign far right party, feels immune broadcasting that he came and remained in this country illegally with no in-group fear of repercussions, and purposely and knowingly Nazi salutes on one of the most widely broadcast events knowing there's a mass of pretzel brains who will pretend they're as dumb as you're pretending to be. 

He unbanned opposing thoughts

I don't like him but I appreciate him making it possible.

Again get mad the madder you get at him the less I dislike him.

This is so fucking wile

Bitch is so sorry she took advantage of cheap labor

EAT EVERY PIECE OF THE DICK

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Fantana is a fucking chode as much as I may or may not disagree with y'all's politics. 

Everyone here would be better off ignoring him.

Look motherfucker you can keep my name out of your mouth or that weird ass fucking DM you sent me is getting posted in every thread you post in. Last warning.

2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Look motherfucker you can keep my name out of your mouth or that weird ass fucking DM you sent me is getting posted in every thread you post in. Last warning.

Post any DM you want I don't give a shit. 

I have clout here unlike you.

Just now, ztejas said:

Post any DM you want I don't give a shit. 

I have clout here unlike you.

Dude you have no clout. At all. You are delusional. You need to seek therapy.

6 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Dude you have no clout. At all. You are delusional. You need to seek therapy.

This isn't a good way for you to support the arguments you were making. 

Just now, ztejas said:

This isn't a good way for you to support the arguments you were making. 

Is this a good way to speak to a human being like you're not a serial killer? Seriously, you need to log off this website yesterday.

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11 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Is this a good way to speak to a human being like you're not a serial killer? Seriously, you need to log off this website yesterday.

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I can't read any of that. 

From what I recall you were more of a psycho when I tried to ask you what was going on over DM. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I can't read any of that. 

From what I recall you were more of a psycho when I tried to ask you what was going on over DM. 

Uh you need to look a little closer because there is literally no other person alive that would agree with that assessment. You need professional help.

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