September 28, 20205 yr Watch yo kids... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/joe-montana-wife-jennifer-prevent-alleged-kidnapping-grandchild/ Football legend Joe Montana said a home intruder tried to take his 9-month-old grandchild before he and his wife, Jennifer, thwarted the alleged kidnapping, Los Angeles police said Sunday. Montana tweeted on Sunday that it was a "scary situation, but thankful that everybody is doing well." According to police, Montana told them his 9-month-old grandchild was sleeping in the playpen on Saturday when an unknown woman allegedly entered the residence and removed the child from the playpen and held the baby in her arms. Police said Montana and his wife confronted the woman, attempted to de-escalate the situation and asked for her to give back their grandchild. A "tussle" then ensued and Jennifer Montana was able to safely pry the child out of the suspect's arms, police said. The suspect then allegedly fled, and Montana flagged down police......
September 28, 20205 yr That’s some messed up shit. She broke into their home to take their granddaughter? String her up. **goes to check kids’ window locks** Edited September 28, 20205 yr by Ghost of Shag
September 28, 20205 yr Author He started the ‘thwarting’ with a firm tone and said “hey.... stop it.”
September 28, 20205 yr If you are feeling nosy, the alleged kidnappers Facebook page is open FYI. Or at least was last night.
September 28, 20205 yr I was just with Joe Montana in ND a few weeks ago for a commercial. Good dude. His body has definitively taken a toll from being a QB.
September 28, 20205 yr 30 minutes ago, futureman said: joe didn’t do anything. it was all wife. This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper
September 28, 20205 yr Joe said "hey look, it's John Candy" and when the woman looked his wife grabbed the baby.
September 28, 20205 yr 29 minutes ago, cmontexas said: Raising Montana? 2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said: This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper
September 28, 20205 yr 24 minutes ago, nycHorn said: I was just with Joe Montana in ND a few weeks ago for a commercial. Good dude. His body has definitively taken a toll from being a QB. It's always amazing to see people on the screen vs real life--usually much smaller and sometimes more frail. Side note, nice humblebrag.
September 28, 20205 yr 33 minutes ago, futureman said: joe didn’t do anything. it was all wife. GILF.
September 28, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said: This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper I figured he was upstairs masturbating.
September 28, 20205 yr Author I’ve been told if they can pull your wedding ring off with it, it doesn’t count as cheating
September 28, 20205 yr 36 minutes ago, Xian said: If you are feeling nosy, the alleged kidnappers Facebook page is open FYI. Or at least was last night. Sodsai Dalzell https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002989897576 Edited September 28, 20205 yr by B00M Better link
September 28, 20205 yr 47 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: He started the ‘thwarting’ with a firm tone and said “hey.... stop it.” I doubt he said OMAHA !!!!
September 28, 20205 yr Joe probably stiffed her on an hj payment. Holly Hunter sparked something in me as a kid that probably had a less than desirable effect towards choosing my future romantic interests
September 28, 20205 yr A relative in Florida said there was an uptick in kidnappings. She sent me a video where some ladies were at a restaurant with a 9 yr old girl, and some random dude jumps over the deck and grabs the girl. Fortunately some bigger dude was on him in a flash and held him down until the cops arrived. Hide yo wife, hide yo kids
September 28, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Xian said: If you are feeling nosy, the alleged kidnappers Facebook page is open FYI. Or at least was last night. Name?
September 28, 20205 yr His years of motivational speaking prepared him for this. But he didn’t get to use it, because she refused to pay and you don’t just give valuable advice like that away for free.
September 21, 20241 yr Joe Namath was like fuck the sideline phone I will just make a move right on the sideline reporter
September 21, 20241 yr 37 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: Still the best QB ever. guess you’ve never heard of TROY AIKMAN
September 21, 20241 yr On 9/28/2020 at 9:17 AM, Billy Pilgrim said: This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper
September 21, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I wonder what Joe Namath's highest blood alcohol content was in an NFL game? Lower than the Snake's?
September 21, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I wonder what Joe Namath's highest blood alcohol content was in an NFL game? Remember when he was shit faced and was hitting on that sideline reporter? Classic Namath.
September 21, 20241 yr I wonder what Joe Namath's highest blood alcohol content was in an NFL game?Is this on the Stabler/Pastorini scale?
September 21, 20241 yr On 9/28/2020 at 8:45 PM, futureman said: joe didn’t do anything. it was all wife. Joe was about to have his halftime chicken soup and then would have whipped her ass
September 21, 20241 yr On 9/28/2020 at 9:22 AM, smuggs said: GILF. Bumped into her and Joe at a store in Napa 20+ years ago. She remains one of the most stunningly beautiful human beings I have ever seen in person. And tall. And fit. I'm betting she was more than formidable enough to get the job done and whoop kidnapper ass.
September 22, 20241 yr 15 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: Remember when he was shit faced and was hitting on that sideline reporter? Classic Namath. Surly Horns Hall of Fame move. Joking aside, Joe said his Suzy Kolber moment was what prompted him to get help w his addiction problem. As I recall, he said he was ‘disgusted’ with himself. I hope he got the help he needed.
September 22, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Bumped into her and Joe at a store in Napa 20+ years ago. She remains one of the most stunningly beautiful human beings I have ever seen in person. And tall. And fit. I'm betting she was more than formidable enough to get the job done and whoop kidnapper ass. And let's be honest, Joe is kinda goofy looking. Being able to throw a football better than anyone on the planet has its advantages.
September 22, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, TreatyOak said: Surly Horns Hall of Fame move. Joking aside, Joe said his Suzy Kolber moment was what prompted him to get help w his addiction problem. As I recall, he said he was ‘disgusted’ with himself. I hope he got the help he needed. Man, I hope he got the help he needed, too. I'm happy he owned up to it. I was embarrassed for him. I hope he's doing well these days. 7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: And let's be honest, Joe is kinda goofy looking. Being able to throw a football better than anyone on the planet has its advantages. And you're not wrong. Must be that Pennsylvania look. But damn that nose. Has Family Guy ever done a skit on that? Would be hilarious lol
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