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Joe Montana and Wife Thwart the Kidnapping of his 9mo Grandkid

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Watch yo kids...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/joe-montana-wife-jennifer-prevent-alleged-kidnapping-grandchild/

Football legend Joe Montana said a home intruder tried to take his 9-month-old grandchild before he and his wife, Jennifer, thwarted the alleged kidnapping, Los Angeles police said Sunday. Montana tweeted on Sunday that it was a "scary situation, but thankful that everybody is doing well."

According to police, Montana told them his 9-month-old grandchild was sleeping in the playpen on Saturday when an unknown woman allegedly entered the residence and removed the child from the playpen and held the baby in her arms. Police said Montana and his wife confronted the woman, attempted to de-escalate the situation and asked for her to give back their grandchild.

A "tussle" then ensued and Jennifer Montana was able to safely pry the child out of the suspect's arms, police said. The suspect then allegedly fled, and Montana flagged down police......

That’s some messed up shit. She broke into their home to take their granddaughter?

String her up.

**goes to check kids’ window locks**

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He started the ‘thwarting’ with a firm tone and said “hey.... stop it.”

I was just with Joe Montana in ND a few weeks ago for a commercial. Good dude. His body has definitively taken a toll from being a QB.

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

joe didn’t do anything.  it was all wife. 

This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper

29 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Raising Montana?

 

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper

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What's the big deal? she just needed something to trade for meth.

24 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

I was just with Joe Montana in ND a few weeks ago for a commercial. Good dude. His body has definitively taken a toll from being a QB.

It's always amazing to see people on the screen vs real life--usually much smaller and sometimes more frail.  Side note, nice humblebrag.  

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

joe didn’t do anything.  it was all wife. 

GILF.

 

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5 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper

I figured he was upstairs masturbating. 

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I’ve been told if they can pull your wedding ring off with it, it doesn’t count as cheating

47 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

He started the ‘thwarting’ with a firm tone and said “hey.... stop it.”

I doubt he said OMAHA !!!!

She meant to kidnap Joe Montegna.

Joe probably stiffed her on an hj payment.

Holly Hunter sparked something in me as a kid that probably had a less than desirable effect towards choosing my future romantic interests

A relative in Florida said there was an uptick in kidnappings. She sent me a video where some ladies were at a restaurant with a 9 yr old girl, and some random dude jumps over the deck and grabs the girl. Fortunately some bigger dude was on him in a flash and held him down until the cops arrived.

Hide yo wife, hide yo kids

1 hour ago, Xian said:

If you are feeling nosy, the alleged kidnappers Facebook page is open FYI.  Or at least was last night. 

Name?

44 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Got to be a mental health issue

 

 

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Wheelhouse

His years of motivational speaking prepared him for this. But he didn’t get to use it, because she refused to pay and you don’t just give valuable advice like that away for free. 

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Joe Motherfuckin' Cool Montana... 

 

Joe Namath was like fuck the sideline phone I will just make a move right on the sideline reporter

Still the best QB ever.

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I wonder what Joe Namath's highest blood alcohol content was in an NFL game?

Joe Motherfuckin' Cool Montana... 
 

He still didn’t get any
37 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Still the best QB ever.

guess you’ve never heard of TROY AIKMAN

On 9/28/2020 at 9:17 AM, Billy Pilgrim said:

This is what I took away from the article. I pictured Joe sitting there reading the paper while his wife tussled with the kidnapper

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

guess you’ve never heard of MIKE WHITE

fixed

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wonder what Joe Namath's highest blood alcohol content was in an NFL game?

Lower than the Snake's? 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wonder what Joe Namath's highest blood alcohol content was in an NFL game?

Remember when he was shit faced and was hitting on that sideline reporter? Classic Namath. 

I wonder what Joe Namath's highest blood alcohol content was in an NFL game?

Is this on the Stabler/Pastorini scale?

None of them could keep up with Bobby Layne. 

On 9/28/2020 at 8:45 PM, futureman said:

joe didn’t do anything.  it was all wife. 

Joe was about to have his halftime chicken soup and then would have whipped her ass

On 9/28/2020 at 9:22 AM, smuggs said:

GILF.

 

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Bumped into her and Joe at a store in Napa 20+ years ago.  She remains one of the most stunningly beautiful human beings I have ever seen in person.  And tall.  And fit.  I'm betting she was more than formidable enough to get the job done and whoop kidnapper ass.

15 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Remember when he was shit faced and was hitting on that sideline reporter? Classic Namath. 

Surly Horns Hall of Fame move.
Joking aside, Joe said his Suzy Kolber moment was what prompted him to get help w his addiction problem. As I recall, he said he was ‘disgusted’ with himself. I hope he got the help he needed.
 

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Bumped into her and Joe at a store in Napa 20+ years ago.  She remains one of the most stunningly beautiful human beings I have ever seen in person.  And tall.  And fit.  I'm betting she was more than formidable enough to get the job done and whoop kidnapper ass.

And let's be honest, Joe is kinda goofy looking.  Being able to throw a football better than anyone on the planet has its advantages.

10 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Surly Horns Hall of Fame move.
Joking aside, Joe said his Suzy Kolber moment was what prompted him to get help w his addiction problem. As I recall, he said he was ‘disgusted’ with himself. I hope he got the help he needed.
 

Man, I hope he got the help he needed, too. I'm happy he owned up to it. I was embarrassed for him. I hope he's doing well these days. 

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

And let's be honest, Joe is kinda goofy looking.  Being able to throw a football better than anyone on the planet has its advantages.

And you're not wrong. Must be that Pennsylvania look. But damn that nose. Has Family Guy ever done a skit on that? Would be hilarious lol

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