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You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition of Gary Patterson being sweaty even if it's 30 degrees outside.

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coach, is it true you don't gameplan for the opponent's personnel during the regular season?

 

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Wow Herman.... "We'll fix things with more drill time"

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7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coach, is it true you don't gameplan for the opponent's personnel during the regular season?

"Yep. Because I'm Tom fucking "we're just gonna run our stuff" Herman."

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Wow Herman.... "We'll fix things with more drill time"

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Well, it's certainly a start. 

Coach Herman, why do we always look like hammered dog shit after bye weeks?

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based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

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bohls: how many starters do you play on special teams?

therm: all starters, would like to only have starters on only 1 of 4 special units without worry of burning shirts, he and boulware focusing on this but has to feel confident green guys can do it

wow a legit answer

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

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5,2,4,1,3

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

5,2,4,1,3

WTF are those crooked numbers doing there?

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

bohls: how many starters do you play on special teams?

therm: all starters, would like to only have starters on only 1 of 4 special units without worry of burning shirts, he and boulware focusing on this but has to feel confident green guys can do it

wow a legit answer

bohls - Austin American sports columist actually led with "I'm not sure if you play starters on special teams, or if you should play more..."  like do you follow this team at all? watch a game maybe?

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

WTF are those crooked numbers doing there?

How about:  1D, 1A, 1C, 1, 1B?

5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I can’t afford TCU talent

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Did anyone ask if Yurcich was actually there and calling the plays?  Because someone should.

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

bohls - Austin American sports columist actually led with "I'm not sure if you play starters on special teams, or if you should play more..."  like do you follow this team at all? watch a game maybe?

his kids both went to tech (and were mascots) so he's still depressed about the outcome.

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

his kid's both went to tech (and were mascosts) so he's still depressed about the outcome.

*kids

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5 minutes ago, jinx said:

Did anyone ask if Yurcich was actually there and calling the plays?  Because someone should.

that's probably a credential-revocation event

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24 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coach, they were rushing 3 and sacking you.  what happened?

Talk to the hand. 

Two paths diverged in a thread
---- and I, I took the one that had the TCU hotties

and that has made all the difference.

42 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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heilige Scheiße
28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

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60%   80%   100% of those girls can no longer gain acceptance to the 40 acres so the daily talent parade will unfortunately be lost for the foreseeable future.  I, for one, do not think this makes us a better university on the balance.

and 2,3,1,4,5

57 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

This man speaks truth.

14 minutes ago, orange dream said:

60%   80%   100% of those girls can no longer gain acceptance to the 40 acres so the daily talent parade will unfortunately be lost for the foreseeable future.  I, for one, do not think this makes us a better university on the balance.

and 2,3,1,4,5

They should start some high schools that are only for hot girls.  That way the top 6% that can get into UT with all be hot girls.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
 

 

Did anyone ask him about the offense? Houston Baptist put up 8 yards per play on Tech and we put up 5.3 the very next week. At least make him publicly BS about how much better Tech played on defense.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Did anyone ask him about the offense? Houston Baptist put up 8 yards per play on Tech and we put up 5.3 the very next week. At least make him publicly BS about how much better Tech played on defense.

Fake news, there was a bye week in there for us to prepare (and Tech too).  Shoulda been 12 yards per play, but hard to do that while committing to the run against a terrible secondary.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

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1,1,1,1,2

did anyone ask him if he has ever practiced special teams?

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14 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Did anyone ask him about the offense? Houston Baptist put up 8 yards per play on Tech and we put up 5.3 the very next week. At least make him publicly BS about how much better Tech played on defense.

but it's true.  they rushed 3 and sacked us repeatedly.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Are your coaches on defense equally embarrassed?    Curious.  

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Are your coaches on defense equally embarrassed?    Curious.  

Yeah, did Herman ever come out and say "we as coaches didn't have the team ready". I don't listen to most of these, but when I do, accepting responsibility for the team continually shitting down its leg doesn't seem to be a huge priority for mensa boy. 

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

but it's true.  they rushed 3 and sacked us repeatedly.

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

Three rushers from a shitty team should never beat five offensive lineman at Texas.  That it happened twice in one game, and so easily, is absolutely significant.

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

Being hurried out of the pocket as well as having the run game stuffed can be just as disruptive to an offense as a sack.

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Being hurried out of the pocket as well as having the run game stuffed can be just as disruptive to an offense as a sack.

Sure. But that's not the point that was made.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Three rushers from a shitty team should never beat five offensive lineman at Texas.  That it happened twice in one game, and so easily, is absolutely significant.

If it was only 2 sacks, it felt like back to back plays when the game was hanging in the balance (realistically; not miracle imagination land where our offense suddenly works AND we recover an onside). I was too pissed to see straight by that point so fuck it. 

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21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Two sacks = "repeatedly"?

I mean, I guess technically there was one repeat, but that is still not a significant number.

more than 1 is plural, on the same drive is egregious, and any is significant.

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