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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

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How the dirt get on those knees? 

Where does one order a TCU dancer?

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Where does one order a TCU dancer?

Just about any titty bar in Fort Worth 

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

 

Umm no.  Not that I'm complaining.  Big fan of a young woman's journey into self improvement.

20 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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#20 seems like a fun girl.

23 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Umm no.  Not that I'm complaining.  Big fan of a young woman's journey into self improvement.

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35 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Just about any titty bar in Fort Worth 

On my way.

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

more than 1 is plural, on the same drive is egregious, and any is significant.

That's not what you meant and you f'ing well know it.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Where does one order a TCU dancer?

Start perusing the sugar baby sites.  Odds are you'll find at least one.

4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Start perusing the sugar baby sites.  Odds are you'll find at least one.

Time to move this thread. Let’s get to works gents!

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Where does one order a TCU dancer?

Get a small house over off Vickery, start selling coke and Xans

60%   80%   100% of those girls can no longer gain acceptance to the 40 acres so the daily talent parade will unfortunately be lost for the foreseeable future.  I, for one, do not think this makes us a better university on the balance.
and 2,3,1,4,5

I’ve often wondered what the talent pool is like now days. Early to mid 00s was LOADED.
3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

5,2,4,1,3

2,1,3,5,4

Seriously though, I'll take anything

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

35C?  she's more like a 32E or F. 

They should start some high schools that are only for hot girls.  That way the top 6% that can get into UT with all be hot girls.

Texas’ version of the IMG Academy feeder school. Brilliant.
5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Texas’ version of the IMG Academy feeder school. Brilliant.

IWLD Academy?

4 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

heilige Scheiße

Google translate says that is German for "Great googly-moogly".

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

5,2,4,1,3

2,1,3,4,5 

 

 

Hopefully our game plan includes tackling and not screwing up on special teams 

5 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Talk to the hand. 

I thought you were responding to the TCU Cheerleader pics!

TCU dance team is the best talent in the nation. There are other contenders but they've got my #1 vote.

And the campus talent in general is stunning. I remember within two minutes of trying to find somewhere to park at last year's game I was rubbernecking left and right.

Edited by LonghornSean

I've never fapped this much at a presser before. Thanks @LTtxfan

36 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

TCU dance team is the best talent in the nation. There are other contenders but they've got my #1 vote.

And the campus talent in general is stunning. I remember within two minutes of trying to find somewhere to park at last year's game I was rubbernecking left and right.

Knew an ex TCU swimmer. Still think about the stories she'd tell about the pre-match shave parties. 

60%   80%   100% of those girls can no longer gain acceptance to the 40 acres so the daily talent parade will unfortunately be lost for the foreseeable future.  I, for one, do not think this makes us a better university on the balance.
and 2,3,1,4,5

This is absolutely correct. On both answers. Full credit. Talent on the 40 acres has taken a nose dive.

Another factor beyond the 6% rule is most of these hot chicks have Conservative dads that would rather pay for their little pricesses to get a safe Christian education in Fort Worth (lol) than send them to commie Austin.

7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

5,2,4,1,3

Don't agree regardless of ranking system

8 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Another factor beyond the 6% rule is most of these hot chicks have Conservative dads that would rather pay for their little pricesses to get a safe Christian education in Fort Worth or get raped by a fine young Christian man in Waco(lol) than send them to commie Austin

FIFY

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Three rushers from a shitty team should never beat five offensive lineman at Texas.  That it happened twice in one game, and so easily, is absolutely significant.

It's been happening for 12 years.

Knew an ex TCU swimmer. Still think about the stories she'd tell about the pre-match shave parties. 

Go on...


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8 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:


Go on...


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"It's not like we were into each other, but things happen..."

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

"It's not like we were into each other, but things happen..."

Go on...

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Knew an ex TCU swimmer. Still think about the stories she'd tell about the pre-match shave parties. 

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

"It's not like we were into each other, but things happen..."

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The top % rule has really fucked up campus. It's going to kill the sorority system too. 

Not to derail this but I believe, anecdotally, that at some point fund raising is going to take a hit. I just don’t see the influx of students the top % rule is bringing in will dig into their pockets to give to UT sports or organizations at Texas.

I know friends of mine who went to UT whose children attended hyper competitive public and private schools who were not granted admission and have stopped giving. Their kids go out of state or worse - Baylor.
8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if the tall one on the left is, guessing.... 5'5"..... then the one in the middle is 5'3" and has 35c naturals on a 20-inch waist.

she will never bear children because no one will actually be able to get inside of her before they nut.

As natural as her blonde hair. 

They should start some high schools that are only for hot girls.  That way the top 6% that can get into UT with all be hot girls.
I second the motion

#metoo
Just about any titty bar in Fort Worth 
And take a paycut from daddies monthly allowance? Never..
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Use your imagination.

 

 

Edited by Deej

his kids both went to tech (and were mascots) so he's still depressed about the outcome.
hey bowels keel yurself
7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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I had to do a double take, as this one looks nearly identical to my wife when she was that age. 

17 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

based on the last time i was on campus during the day during the semester (2018), funkytown has officially obliterated the daily parade from west campus to pcl in front of the main building.  our former talent level has been usurped.

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Y,Y,Y,Y,Y

or

W,W,W,W,W

5 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

I had to do a double take, as this one looks nearly identical to my wife when she was that age. 

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7 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

I had to do a double take, as this one looks nearly identical to my wife when she was that age. 

Gramps in the background remembers her too.

14 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

TCU dance team is the best talent in the nation. There are other contenders but they've got my #1 vote.

And the campus talent in general is stunning. I remember within two minutes of trying to find somewhere to park at last year's game I was rubbernecking left and right.

Texas Tech is right up there, and in larger numbers.

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