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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Damn, playing the drinking game with my girlfriend and getting a bit fucked up already. 

Gonna a fuck her afterwards?

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Biden fading, he’s clutching up on points and working for the bell. 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Elizabeth could have because she is a fast wit. I think she would have fucked him in the face and made him crazy BUT since she has tits, she would have looked bad so we are here.

Kamala, Warren, Butti would all wipe the floor with Trump.  Probably Kamala foremost cause she punches.  

donald thinks $100 trillion is more than the country could make in 100s of years. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What the fuck is this?

It's moo.

But dotard, you gave away $20 trln in the last couple of years so what's another $100 trln?

THEY WANT TO TAKE OUT THE COWS

 

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Damn, playing the drinking game with my girlfriend and getting a bit fucked up already. 

We're 1h 25m into this thing! Your gameboard sucks! :)

i got to believe Trump interrupting constantly is not winning independents... but what do i know.

Iowa derechos.  Nice.  Paris accord.

This went about how I thought it would go, although I thought Wallace would have a bit more control.

My dream but unexpected scenario perhaps come true? Is Biden's shellacking of T tonight so thorough as to make R senators reconsider their SC vote?

ps Proud boys stand down!

trump making shit up again

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

trump is in charge of forest management, and has done fuck all with it for 3.5 years just like healthcare

he pwns himself.

Rome 418.

or Germany 1931.

I was at Germany 1928.  But the "proud boys" comment just went full brown shirt.  SA.

Just now, yoladu said:

i got to believe Trump interrupting constantly is not winning independents... but what do i know.

It's not.

What, Trump doesn't like it when people make up shit about him. Well, let me just pull out my fainting couch. 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they have leaves!

And branches!!

I'm having a little trouble myself

Fire Tom Herman 

1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

This went about how I thought it would go, although I thought Wallace would have a bit more control.

He needs a weapon

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Additionally, people are going to say Biden is weak from getting railroaded by Trump, but how would any reasonable person have dealt with this better? He just keeps talking. You can’t whip his ass. What does someone do if he never shuts up?  I don’t know that Pete or Kamala or Elizabeth could have done better. They’d have spoken some points better maybe, but he never shuts up. 

Duuuuude, in no fucking world does Donald look good here. Zero fucking world. What a fucking piece of shit 

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

My dream but unexpected scenario perhaps come true? Is Biden's shellacking of T tonight so thorough as to make R senators reconsider their SC vote?

ps Proud boys stand down!

He also said “and stand by”

I’m having a little trouble myself... hard lulz

Just now, tantric superman said:

This went about how I thought it would go, although I thought Wallace would have a bit more control.

This far surpassed what I expected. It is electric.

trump: proud boys stand down

surly conservatives: i ToTaLlY dOn'T kNoW wHaT a PrOuD bOy Is

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Wallace: ballots will be counted after election day.

Oops Joe slipped up there and called his plan the Green New Deal but then fixed it but I think that was a fuckup. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

That was a big fuck up by Biden. 

What?

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

i got to believe Trump interrupting constantly is not winning independents... but what do i know.

Before 2016 I used to think I had a handle on how things would be taken by the greater public.  I now understand that the interwebs has created alternate publics.

Why the fuck is this even a question?

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Duuuuude, in no fucking world does Donald look good here. Zero fucking world. What a fucking piece of shit 

40% of America my man. I’m reading it on FB now. 

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

"head of major country" 

"forest cities"

yeah, what the fuck are forest cities?

Biden fell for Trump's trap of denouncing the GND and alienating progressives. That was a stumble.

it's amazing to me that early voting isn't a thing everywhere. 

Just now, Bullneck said:

What?

He said the Green New Deal Will pay for itself. That’ll be a sound byte on repeat illustrating he is a puppet of the radical left. 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

was trump hanging with the mayor of ewok forrest city ?

no, ewoks are leftist radicals, running an insurrection against the empire.

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Biden fell for Trump's trap of denouncing the GND and alienating progressives. That was a stumble.

Disagree there. 

crooked hillary drink!

coup drink!

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

He also said “and stand by”

the "stand by" is a love note to these white supremist militias. They will await orders from this President!!!

it was like a wet dream hearing that.

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