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36 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:
45 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
Our military hates Trump and will escort him to the door.

I share this viewpoint but Trump supporters actually think the military agrees with them.

Let them think that.  It will be a nice surprise for them.

 

Trump also admitted he’s not accepting mail in ballots and challenging in the courts and that’s why he’s appointing ACB to rule in his favor. 
He admitted it. If the Supreme Court hears the case and rules in his favor, there will be chaos 

It’s a cornerstone of his plan to stay in power. He flatly TOLD US that tonight. We have an anti-democracy Cheeto Benito in our White House. This election is Trump against democracy. And it’s a toss up.
2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Also, if he’s not re-elected, I will pray every single day that he dies on the toilet.  Fuck him and all his enablers.  Fuck it, hope they die too.  

It would go a long way to solving global warming. 

Trump dying and becoming a martyr is possibly the worst case scenario. Dems, I love you people, but sometimes you fuckers are terrible at the long game. He needs to be voted out and destroyed before he dies if we want any chance of squashing this nonsense long-term.

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2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

I hope he dies on his way to the toilet, losing consciousness just a bit after he fully realizes that when they find his corpse, everyone will know he shit himself. 

just as he's doing the maneuver

Can we get rid of this sooner trash now? 
Now do chitowndoc who is a sooner and on your side.
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nope. Just a girl. Hey if my posts bother you incels so much...maybe block me or go motorboat the whale ya married.??

Nicole is hot.  I welcome her input.

I watched all of it, plus the pundit recaps.  Now I know what the dicks in Stoops' luggage feel like.  

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Trump dying and becoming a martyr is possibly the worst case scenario. Dems, I love you people, but sometimes you fuckers are terrible at the long game. He needs to be voted out and destroyed before he dies if we want any chance of squashing this nonsense long-term.

He will be a martyr to his dipshit base no matter what.  The sooner he dies, the better.  Fuck the details.  

What a bitch.

 

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Just now, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I don’t understand how a black person could not vote in this election. 

9 hour lines.  Closed polling places.  Purged voter rolls.  Surprise fines.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:
4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:
Can we get rid of this sooner trash now? 

Now do chitowndoc who is a sooner and on your side.

Stanco!!!!!! 

Just now, markstanco said:
3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:
Can we get rid of this sooner trash now? 

Now do chitowndoc who is a sooner and on your side.

My side? Hilarious, I'm on the side of goddamn America you fascist fuck. As I said, you're sooner trash. Some Sooners are good people. You're the unfortunate byproduct. 

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

There's a pair of good eyes in there somewhere.  There's more droop there than Don Jr's last coke binge. 

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

He will be a martyr to his dipshit base no matter what.  The sooner he dies, the better.  Fuck the details.  

I don't think so. Assuming he loses, a bunch of shit on him is going to trickle out over time and everyone except the redneckest of the rednecks will have to come to grips with the fact that he is a terrible person and president. And you'll see a slow distancing away from him where nobody will ever admit that they voted for him. Sort of like we have here on shaggy with all of the people who parrot every Trump talking point on a daily basis but of course didn't vote for Trump because they know they'd be shunned and embarrassed, but on a country-wide scale. 

It'll be like that poll they did where 2 million people claim to have attended a 200,000 capacity Woodstock, but in reverse.

There were only losers tonight, American democracy most of all.

But,

 

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Trump dying and becoming a martyr is possibly the worst case scenario. Dems, I love you people, but sometimes you fuckers are terrible at the long game. He needs to be voted out and destroyed before he dies if we want any chance of squashing this nonsense long-term.

Why is blaming Dems for this your go to?

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the peak on the right hand roughly coincides with the beginning of the debate, lulz. Nobody should feel good after that shitshow. 

Also, if he’s not re-elected, I will pray every single day that he dies on the toilet.  Fuck him and all his enablers.  Fuck it, hope they die too.  

In prison right? Dies on a toilet in prison.
Just now, Pancho said:

Why is blaming Dems for this your go to?

Why is saying that hoping Trump dies is a misguided thought? I thought I explained why pretty clearly. I don't understand your question. 

2 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

There were only losers tonight, American democracy most of all.

But,

 

Yeah but Biden lost. Everybody knows it /Nicole

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

I don't think so. Assuming he loses, a bunch of shit on him is going to trickle out over time and everyone except the redneckest of the rednecks will have to come to grips with the fact that he is a terrible person and president. And you'll see a slow distancing away from him where nobody will ever admit that they voted for him. Sort of like we have here on shaggy with all of the people who parrot every Trump talking point on a daily basis but of course didn't vote for Trump because they know they'd be shunned and embarrassed, but on a country-wide scale. 

It'll be like that poll they did where 2 million people claim to have attended a 200,000 capacity Woodstock, but in reverse.

His cult can believe whatever the fuck they want.  I’d prefer they believed it with his ass 6 feet under and my piss splashing off his tombstone.  But that’s just me...

Just now, Nivek said:


In prison right? Dies on a toilet in prison.

While being raped by a gorilla. 

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the peak on the right hand roughly coincides with the beginning of the debate, lulz. Nobody should feel good after that shitshow. 

Why in the fuck would anyone sane bet on the future of this country? That makes perfect sense. This country is a shitty investment under current management.

Like Nixon vs Kennedy in 1960, I’m all but certain the polling would be different for the radio listeners of tonight’s debate. 

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

sarah smells what the rock is cooking

Could that maybe be an unverified account? 

There’s a new Borat movie on demand before the election where he interviews Pence. Probably related.
Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

His cult can believe whatever the fuck they want.  I’d prefer they believed it with his ass 6 feet under and my piss splashing off his tombstone.  But that’s just me...

That's fine and good, but his cult is only about 35-40%. Republicans can't win with that. The longer he lives and talks and embarrasses himself, the more he's going to alienate those people. Especially when a real government comes back and starts to reveal the things he's done. 

Don't get me wrong, I'll pour a Blanton's on that day. But long-term I think defeating him and exposing his corruption is a much better path. I don't want my kids to go through this embarrassment again.

My side? Hilarious, I'm on the side of goddamn America you fascist fuck. As I said, you're sooner trash. Some Sooners are good people. You're the unfortunate byproduct. 
Fascist. Man thats harsh. I dont know how I will continue knowing you think that about me.
33 minutes ago, ERhine said:


You’re a truly horrible poster who for years has offered nothing meaningful to the conversation. Can you do us all a favor and post less?

 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why is blaming Dems for this your go to?

Evil will always win because good is dumb. 

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:
12 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:
Can we get rid of this sooner trash now? 

Now do chitowndoc who is a sooner and on your side.

Can you clarify with details and factual statement how the post office is on the Democrats side?

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I watched all of it, plus the pundit recaps.  Now I know what the dicks in Stoops' luggage feel like.  

Now do how stoops’ ass feels like and watch it all on Fox,,,

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


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Is that fromTrading Spaces?

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:
13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:
Can we get rid of this sooner trash now? 

Now do chitowndoc who is a sooner and on your side.

Chitowndoc is an excellent poster. And you ... aren’t. 

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

His cult can believe whatever the fuck they want.  I’d prefer they believed it with his ass 6 feet under and my piss splashing off his tombstone.  But that’s just me...

At $10 per piss ticket, this country should be debt free by 2040. It will be dotards greatest contribution. 

Can you clarify with details and factual statement how the post office is on the Democrats side?

Well, see, they’ll actually deliver votes that voters cast, giving them a say in a contested election.

It doesn’t get more unfairly biased against Trump than that.
8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

9 hour lines.  Closed polling places.  Purged voter rolls.  Surprise fines.

Plan ahead and check for those things and they can be avoided.   Not saying they can’t happen but they sure can been minimized.  
 

I was mostly referring to those who choose to not vote.  

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

At $10 per piss ticket, this country should be debt free by 2040. It will be dotards greatest contribution. 

How much for the Skip the Line pass?

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

At $10 per piss ticket, this country should be debt free by 2040. It will be dotards greatest contribution. 

I’ll give 6 figures for the right to drop a massive dump on his stone... I’m a deranged lunatic, at least that part should impress Dotard. 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At $10 per piss ticket, this country should be debt free by 2040. It will be dotards greatest contribution. 

Trump will sell more annual passes than anybody in history.  

34 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

A bit oversimplified, but distressingly close enough to the truth.  But we got these 2 horrid candidates because just 2 corrupt parties have a stranglehold on our political system and the only choices have to funnel through them.

Seriously, I'm opening up to a shift to a parliamentary system.  Have to break up the 2 corrupt party stranglehold.  (Though it is going to be a 1-party stranglehold for many years/decades on at least the federal level.)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we call the "bargaining" phase of grieving.  

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