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Trump is going to turn it up to epic levels of bullshit tonight. He has only benefited from spewing shit at the wall for the past 4 years, there no reason for him to tune it down now.
Expect blatant lies, insane accusations and echoing of the right wing conspiracy theories.
I don't think Biden is up to the task of corralling Trump. Biden is going to need Don Rickles level skills for off the cuff shit talking to keep up and he doesn't have those skills.

This. He is going to lie and lie and try and bully the fuck out of Biden to make him look confused and frustrated. He is also going to continue to set up the “this election is not valid” play.
1 hour ago, F250 said:

Yeah, I will be blown away if the moderator actually keeps Trump in check. I think the moderator already said he would do his best not to be visible during the debate.

 

I for one am not impressed with Chris Wallace. He’s not his dad that’s for sure. If he was a real journalist he wouldn’t be working for Fox News. 

Fucking amateur hour up in here.  

The key word is "Tremendous" 

And I'm already fucked up. 

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Malarkey 

Wall Street

unfit 

Working class

Blue collar

Unions

Fair share

 

You forgot a big one. 
 

Cmon man!

Should I tweet out highlights like the gameday thread on surly as well? Bring your witty funny comments and best memes. 

I prefer following the debate here than actually watching the grating shitshow in real time, so....yeah.
I propose the following rules:
". . . like nobody has ever seen before"--drink
"Hunter Biden"--drink
". . . the China virus"--drink
". . . the most tests of any country"--drink
"beautiful"--drink
"fake news"--DRINK
"earpiece"--oh you know you're taking a motherfucking drink!
In

I’m gonna drink for every time Donald acts like an asshole. Somebody call Betty Ford. Thanks in advance.

i have it on BBC America right now.  on mute.  i doubt i'll actually listen to the debate.  i'd rather follow comments on here and Twitter.

20 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I propose the following rules:

". . . like nobody has ever seen before"--drink

"Hunter Biden"--drink

". . . the China virus"--drink

". . . the most tests of any country"--drink

"beautiful"--drink

"fake news"--DRINK

"earpiece"--oh you know you're taking a motherfucking drink!

You are trying to kill some mother fuckers up in here.

Ballgame.

So say they both die tonight, would it be Pence vs Harris race in 4 weeks or would we postpone everything or what?

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Should I tweet out highlights like the gameday thread on surly as well? Bring your witty funny comments and best memes. 

Hellz yeah. Our reputation requires it 
 

 

Mr  President, will you release your taxes?
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I plan to be drunk by the first Ensure break so I'm going with a bare bones version of a drinking game. Too many rules on most of these to distract from the actual drinking.

- Any superlative
- Any conspiracy theory mention (rigged ballots, earpiece, Benghazi, Obama and Hillary persecuting him in 2016 etc.)
- Trump interrupts Biden or the moderator

I think that'll be more than enough.

Might throw in "Trump blames Biden for something he has no control over" as well IE Portland riots.

Edited by BradInATX

So has the DT 2020 Presidential Debate (No Politics) thread been started yet?

I’ve got NY Times app casting to
my TV. They are supposedly going to have a team of fact checkers working. Thinking it might be one of the better places to watch.

Malarkey 
Wall Street
unfit 
Working class
Blue collar
Unions
Fair share
 

I’ll do that, too.

But my list is going to get you a lot more intoxicated.


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Just now, DDD Dad said:

They are supposedly going to have a team of fact checkers working.

Nervous Ted Striker GIF by filmeditor

Can we get real time Surly fact checkers? Hugo and Workswithseed. Charge $3.99

Edited by SimonBolivar

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

They are supposedly going to have a team of fact checkers working.

They won't be able to keep up with this brilliant cast.

Goddamn man, we wonder why politics has turned into such team sport bullshit. Scrolling through my guide trying to decide which channel to watch:

- Biden vs. Trump: The MAIN EVENT!!1

- Debate Night in America!

 

No audio?

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

Should I tweet out highlights like the gameday thread on surly as well? Bring your witty funny comments and best memes. 

you tweet high(low?)lights?

Goddamn man, we wonder why politics has turned into such team sport bullshit. Scrolling through my guide trying to decide which channel to watch:
- Biden vs. Trump: The MAIN EVENT!!1
- Debate Night in America!
 

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Family came out and I didn't see Melania. Did I just miss her, or is she not there? 

Santorum makes my ears bleed

There’s a parks and rec marathon on. But I’ll read this for highlights

Edited by StassneyHorn

So the trumps all walk in with masks on, then immediately take them off. Perfect.   

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

There’s a parka and rec marathon on. But I’ll read this for highlights

You're the smartest person on this thread.

$1000 says Trump walks in without a mask and Biden walks in with one before removing it.

Just now, BradInATX said:

You're the smartest person on this thread.

He's gonna get JAMMED.

No starting on time? What it this? Big 12 football?

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