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  • I really don’t care what your political views are.  Personally, I would classify myself as a center right Republican if I had to put a label on it.  We need more fiscal responsibility than either part

  • Funny thing  is, I am a speech therapist, and what Biden has overcome as a stutterer is nothing short of heroic. It may present as bumbling or "dumb" but his strategies to see through dyslfluecies is

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Pretty sure he said go ahead because he knows that’s a losing topic with suburban moms and he wants to move on from it

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh here we go. Nobody has done more for the blacks than I have!

DRINK!

"with the possible exception of abraham lincoln"

holy fuck

Lincoln - Drink!!!!

 

32 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Joe was a pillow and sheets salesman?

Joe was, and is a pillow biter...

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Trump about to bring up the crime bill. Everyone drink in advance 

Nailed it

"Very liberal people cried in my office, they cried in the oval office."

tim scott, who failed all his classes, then met someone at a chik-fil-a, and is now a senator!

Remember three years ago when President Trump freed the slaves?

6 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Those orphans are so well taken care of like no one has ever done before.

BEAUTIFUL CLEAN ORPHANS

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Holy fuck, he's second only to Abraham Lincoln?

Uhhh possibly.....let's not just crown Lincoln 

21 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Trump is so stupid, it's phenomenal.

*finomenle (i think, i've been drinking...)  

What police reform did he pass? 

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Haha so accurate.

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Joe was, and is a pillow biter...

It wasn't funny the first time

Oh here we go. Nobody has done more for the blacks than I have!

Holy fuck, he's second only to Abraham Lincoln?

DRINK!

"with the possible exception of abraham lincoln"
holy fuck

Dude, he’s playing his hits on race. It’s exactly what he always does.

Joe is prepared, and responding coherently. It’s good. And it’s good enough. But we were hoping for more epic Trump idiocy....and we’re just getting normal Trump idiocy.

Biden having fact checks on Biden.com is AWESOME!!!

 

Lmao at Donald taking a deep breath after talking like fuck, what did I just say? 

If Trump is the embodiment of America's id, Joe is the embodiment of our conscience.

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Switching to something stronger

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I hear myself when he stutters or stammers and I think millions of others do, too. 

I’m sure most folks are empathetic to it; it has never been (to me) relevant in terms of capability or intelligence; it’s just a part of who someone is. 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We put our faith in Doge Bonjango

I went to a Bonjango’s at the Charlotte Airport.  Got two pieces of fried chicken and a biscuit.

I DID IT BECAUSE OF YOU!

Biden's nuts are swinging so hard he's blowing past his "number 1, number 2" speech devices. He's got too much teabagging to do to waste his time counting.

Switching to something stronger

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Nice choice.

He said go head.

 

CHARACTER FTW

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I went to a Bonjango’s at the Charlotte Airport.  Got two pieces of fried chicken and a biscuit.

You skipped the side of roids and tumor? 

Moderator wants to talk about race, but Trump wants to talk about....anything.

Told you all were really going to get us Trump spouting the laptop bullshit.

RUSSIARUSSIARUSSIA!

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