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I had a friend in high school with a stupidly loud stereo system in his car, and boy, did we think it was the height of comedy to get baked and drive around blasting The Jerky Boys at passers-by. 

Getting baked and listening to the Jerky Boys was a pastime of mine.

 

15 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Brett Weir I said !

Hold on.

I'll bring all my glasses.  And all my shoes.  So I have them.

I'll bring all my glasses.  And all my shoes.  So I have them.
This is a common quote with my family.

“My name is Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician.”

 

csb/ We had a copy of my cousin's copy of his friend's copy of an original copy on cassette for a year or so back in the early 90's in Chicago.  

We thought it was maybe the funniest thing since "Delirious."  A few years later, they're on storebought CD and making a movie.  It somehow lost its luster.  But those first dozen listens were the funniest fucking things we'd ever heard.  God bless those guys.  No idea how they're gonna do it nowadays unless they're just picking on the elderly and call centers, but despite the vulgarities, they were really witty and knew how to draw somebody out to make a joke.  Sadly, there's already a Karen facebook group probably dedicated to shitting on their ethnic stereotypes.  But never a shortage of people in this country waiting to shit on good humor.  If nothing else, this'll take us back to a funnier time in high school...I look forward to it Kissel!

Gimme the digital download, I'll put mustard on it...I'll eat the fucking shit.  Shit don't bother me.

“My name is Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician.”
 
Doodoododoolaalooooo
4 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Lucius Tate is the standard by which I measure all prank calls 

Killed? I want some pussy, baby...

2020’s reign of doom and gloom starting to lose its grip. 

12 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I'll bring all my glasses.  And all my shoes.  So I have them.

Changing shirts now, coffee through my nose.  Damnit. 

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

csb/ We had a copy of my cousin's copy of his friend's copy of an original copy on cassette for a year or so back in the early 90's in Chicago.  

We thought it was maybe the funniest thing since "Delirious."  A few years later, they're on storebought CD and making a movie.  It somehow lost its luster.  But those first dozen listens were the funniest fucking things we'd ever heard.  God bless those guys.  No idea how they're gonna do it nowadays unless they're just picking on the elderly and call centers, but despite the vulgarities, they were really witty and knew how to draw somebody out to make a joke.  Sadly, there's already a Karen facebook group probably dedicated to shitting on their ethnic stereotypes.  But never a shortage of people in this country waiting to shit on good humor.  If nothing else, this'll take us back to a funnier time in high school...I look forward to it Kissel!

Gimme the digital download, I'll put mustard on it...I'll eat the fucking shit.  Shit don't bother me.

Prank receiving the call centers is a hobby of mine.   I imagine they could make Picasso’s of some of these ad-dialers and “Microsoft Help Centers” 

13 hours ago, smuggs said:

“My name is Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician.”

 

"I woke up, gums bleeding, pants unbuttoned..."

You got all that safety shit?

What?

I said, do you have all that safety equipment?

Nah, I don't go for that union shit.  

Whaddya say we get together and paint each other up?

Holy S!  

I probably do a Sol voice 10+ times a day.  

Quote

 

"Where can I see these things?"

"In the attic."

"Yes, I know, but where?"

"At the top of my house, under the roof."

 

Quote

"It's old Civil War memorabilia."

Quote

"I'm burned about the head, neck, chest, and breast area."

 

 

Will you be covered?  

It's tan. Or sandalwood. Whatever the fuck you guys call it.

there was a year or two when my favorite greeting was "whattayasay, Liverlips?"

My daughter sick, dying, and you offer me coupon!?!?!?

My wife says I have a wonderful muffin ass. 

11 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I had problems with my boss!

You got a tank, I'll sell the fuckin' thing!

Edited by honolulu horn

I paint my toenails, everything. Paint the walls, I'm silly... They call me rubberneck.

3 hours ago, smuggs said:

I paint my toenails, everything. Paint the walls, I'm silly... They call me rubberneck.

I was very impressed with the roller-job you did on your car.  

The split with Kemal is sort of sad. There was a 10-12 episode series on iTunes called "The Jerky Boys podcast" a few years back with Johnny Brennan (the main guy). It's great and worth repeated listens. But the last one is a Q and A and someone asks about Kemal. Johnny talks about how the last time he saw Kemal he was holding his baby daughter and now (at the time) she was in high school. I guess common when money and success kills a friendship. 

 

Big Hock of the Bayside Raiders. 

Oh you mean the Cornwall Dragons?

  • 2 weeks later...

Up and down and speedin all over.

 

Actually used that today.

9 hours ago, threesheets said:

I put mustard on it and I eat the fuckin' shit. 

So what then, the shit don't bother you?  

9 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Up and down and speedin all over.

 

Actually used that today.

I speed, I pop wheelies...I do all that shit. 

I had problems with my fucking boss. I said I had problems with my boss. 

Oh, I'm approximately 6-foot, four.  

I have other little… the… little tricks I do, trinkets and what not. I jump around with dogs on the stage. I bring a little chipmunk in and a little monkey and I beat him senseless in front of the crowd. They love that. I put a little ballerina skirt on the monkey and I beat him into oblivion. The crowd seems to love this.

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