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Draw is today.  Pots below...

Pot 1

Bayern (GER), UEFA Champions League holders
Sevilla (ESP), UEFA Europa League holders
Real Madrid (ESP)
Liverpool (ENG)
Juventus (ITA)
Paris (FRA)
Zenit (RUS)
Porto (POR)

Pot 2

Barcelona (ESP) coefficient 128.000
Atlético Madrid (ESP) 127.000
Manchester City (ENG) 116.000
Manchester United (ENG) 100.000
Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR) 85.000
Dortmund (GER) 85.000
Chelsea (ENG) 83.000
Ajax (NED) 69.500

Pot 3

Dynamo Kyiv (UKR) 55.000
Salzburg (AUT) 53.500
RB Leipzig (GER) 49.000
Internazionale (ITA) 44.000
Olympiacos (GRE) 43.000
Lazio (ITA) 41.000
Krasnodar (RUS) 35.500
Atalanta (ITA) 33.500

Pot 4

Lokomotiv Moskva (RUS) 33.000
Marseille (FRA) 31.000
Club Brugge (BEL) 28.500
Mönchengladbach (GER) 26.000
İstanbul Başakşehir (TUR) 21.500
Midtjylland (DEN) 14.500
Rennes (FRA) 14.000
Ferencváros (HUN) 9.000

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  • MoJames
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    To follow up - Fuck Real Madrid

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Pot 1 is done.  now everybody wants Shakhtar.  City and Dortmund are the ones to avoid.

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chelsea catches a break and goes to sevilla's group.

Dortmund goes with Zenit SP.  Dortmund is gonna win that group.

Man City goes with Porto.  City wins that group.

ManU goes with PSG.

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english teams have nothing to complain about.  city and chelsea really lucky.  liverpool and united get a bit tougher draws.

Just now, sidis said:

english teams have nothing to complain about.  city and chelsea really lucky.  liverpool and united get a bit tougher draws.

AJAX is a shell of the squad they were 2 years ago.

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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

AJAX is a shell of the squad they were 2 years ago.

yeah, they should roll.

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apparently, they should put the lyon women's team into the men's UCL draw.

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chelsea catches another break from pot 3.  russian play-in team. 

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goup h is not going to be a joke.  psg, man u, leipzig.

Inter Milan and Real Madrid could be fun. 

11 minutes ago, sidis said:

goup h is not going to be a joke.  psg, man u, leipzig.

Group of death.

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have fun in group h random turkish team.

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all done.

Group A

Bayern, Atlético, Salzburg, Lokomotiv Moskva

Group B

Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Internazionale, Mönchengladbach

Group C

Porto, Man. City, Olympiacos, Marseille

Group D

Liverpool, Ajax, Atalanta, Midtjylland

Group E

Sevilla, Chelsea, Krasnodar, Rennes

Group F

Zenit, Dortmund, Lazio, Club Brugge

Group G

Juventus, Barcelona, Dynamo Kyiv, Ferencváros

Group H

Paris, Man. United, Leipzig, İstanbul Başakşehir

Group A: Bayern, Atletico
Group B: Real, Inter
Group C: City, Porto
Group D: Liverpool, Atalanta
Group E: Chelsea, Sevilla
Group F: Dortmund, Zenit
Group G: Juventus, Barca
Group H: PSG, Manu( heart is for liepzig)

Group D, the fastest guns in the west!

That could be a fun group to watch.

Outside of that, CR7 v Messi x2 will be fun.

As always Hala Madrid

On 10/1/2020 at 10:23 AM, sidis said:

Group A

Bayern, Atlético, Salzburg, Lokomotiv Moskva

Group B

Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Internazionale, Mönchengladbach

Group C

Porto, Man. City, Olympiacos, Marseille

Group D

Liverpool, Ajax, Atalanta, Midtjylland

Group E

Sevilla, Chelsea, Krasnodar, Rennes

Group F

Zenit, Dortmund, Lazio, Club Brugge

Group G

Juventus, Barcelona, Dynamo Kyiv, Ferencváros

Group H

Paris, Man. United, Leipzig, İstanbul Başakşehir

A: Bayern, Atleti

B: Madrid, Inter

C City, Porto

D Liverpool, Atalanta

E: Chelsea, Sevilla

F: Dortmund, Lazio

G: Barca, Juve

H: PSG, Leipzig

Edited by maninblack

  • 3 weeks later...

group play starts today.  all the games will be on CBS All Access. i don't see a single fucking game on CBS Sports Network.  this is straight up bullshit.  some games will be on Galavision and TUDN but that's it.  

Tuesday, Oct. 20

Match Time TV Channel Live Stream
Zenit vs. Club Brugge 12:55 p.m. Galavision CBS All Access
Dynamo Kyiv vs. Juventus 12:55 p.m. TUDN CBS All Access
RB Leipzig vs. Istanbul Basaksehir 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
Stade Rennes vs. Krasnodar 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
Lazio vs. Borussia Dortmund 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
Chelsea vs. Sevilla 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
Paris Saint-Germain vs. Manchester United 3 p.m. Galavision CBS All Access
Barcelona vs. Ferencvaros 3 p.m. TUDN CBS All Access
 

Wednesday, Oct. 21

Match Time TV Channel Live Stream
RB Salzburg vs. Lokomotiv Moscow 12:55 p.m. Galavision CBS All Access
Real Madrid vs. Shakhtar Donetsk 12:55 p.m. TUDN CBS All Access
Ajax vs. Liverpool 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
Manchester City vs. Porto 3 p.m. Galavision CBS All Access
Midtjylland vs. Atalanta 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
Olympiacos vs. Marseille 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
Bayern Munich vs. Atletico Madrid 3 p.m. TUDN CBS All Access
Inter Milan vs. Borussia Monchengladbach 3 p.m.   CBS All Access
 

Look how they massacred my boy sport!!!

 

Edited by Cheeseweasel

My guide is showing a whiparound show on CBS sports network during the late game window.  Univision it is.

listing current as of this morning (ET):

CBSSN: Andres Cantor's son doing the whiparound

GALAVISION
Zenit-Brugge 1 pm.
PSG-Manchester United 3 pm.
 
TUDN
Dynamo Kiev-Juventus 1 pm.
Barcelona-Ferencvaros 3 pm.
 
UNIMAS
Dynamo Kiev-Juventus 1 pm.
Barcelona-Ferencvaros 3 pm.
 
CBS ALL ACCESS
Zenit-Brugge 1 pm.
Dynamo Kiev-Juventus 1 pm.
Rennes-Krasnodar 3 pm.
Chelsea-Sevilla 3 pm.
Lazio-Dortmund 3 pm.
Barcelona-Ferencvaros 3 pm.
PSG-Manchester United 3 pm.
RB Leipzig-Istanbul Basaksehir 3 pm.
 

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Someone want to explain CBS all access? Is it just another pay app?

yep.  rape city.  just like paycock.  it took 20+ years to get global football on US tv, and in the course of 18 months we're back in 1996.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

yep.  rape city.  just like paycock.  it took 20+ years to get global football on US tv, and in the course of 18 months we're back in 1996.

Not sure why I bother with cable anymore.

at&t was pissing me off with whack-a-mole billing so i axed them down from u400 to u200.  killed 50% of the channels i actually watched.  now down to less than 10% of the channels are viable.  20% is just wasted 4:3 standard def bandwidth they are contractually required to carry despite the fact that no one used 4:3 TVs anymore.  70% of the HD bandwidth is garbage trash.   it's an insane business model from a technical perspective in the era of fiber and 5g.

however, cbssn management, in their infinite wisdom, like all who have come before, believe they can rape english-speaking soccer fans, when the same content is available either OTA (tudn) or on 'basic' cable (galavision, u200 ch.3303).

29 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Illegal Streams here we gooooo

80% of the "US" audience wants to see the kid.  cbssn would have the best ratings nationwide in the next 2 hours if they were showing chelsea/sevilla, and put the whiparound on the pay service.  but no.

A 13 year old just scored to put Bruges ahead 2-1 in stoppage time

Edited by WBT

Zenit's goal came on a hell of a strike

 

Dest is starting for Barca

20 minutes ago, WBT said:

A 13 year old just scored to put Bruges ahead 2-1 in stoppage time

Damnit, you made me look him up on wiki. He's 19.

 

Just now, 406W30th said:

Damnit, you made me look him up on wiki. He's 19.

Yeah, but he was once 13.

I've got ManU/PSG on.  iffy PK given to ManU.  Fernandes does that stupid hop.  Navas saves but he jumped off the line too soon.  so re-kick.  Bruno scores.

PSG got screwed twice.

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