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  • MoJames
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    To follow up - Fuck Real Madrid

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Pulisic better start the CL Final.

  • Captain Ron
    Captain Ron

    Why? You could probably get away with a slightly smaller pile cash if you don’t include Werner. 

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Messi draws and scores a penalty

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

PSG got screwed twice.

thats-a-shame.jpg

Nice take out of the air by Fati.  2-0 Barca.

 

Edited by WBT

26 minutes ago, WBT said:

Messi draws and scores a penalty

Now tied with Giggsy for most seasons scoring in CL.

 

Mr. Shakira gave up a penalty and got sent off.

amazing

on the whiparound, they just said there are 5 american outfield players on the pitch right now in the UCL.

Guess who got registered for Chelsea

Chelsea


25 Squad players (*Home grown)

Abraham, Tammy*
Alonso Mendoza, Marcos
Arrizabalaga Revuelta, Kepa
Azpilicueta Tanco, Cesar
Caballero Lazcano, Wilfredo Daniel
Cech, Petr
Chilwell, Benjamin James*
Christensen, Andreas Bodtker*
Emiliano Da Silva, Thiago
Giroud, Olivier
Jorge Luiz, Frello Filho
Kante, Ngolo
Kovacic, Mateo
Mendy, Edouard Osoque
Palmieri Dos Santos, Emerson
Pulisic, Christian Mate
Rudiger, Antonio
Tomori, Fikayo*
Werner, Timo
Ziyech, Hakim
Zouma, Kurt Happy

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

amazing

on the whiparound, they just said there are 5 american outfield players on the pitch right now in the UCL.

Who's the 5th?  Pulisic, Gio, Adams, Dest, and...?

Just now, WBT said:

Who's the 5th?  Pulisic, Gio, Adams, Dest, and...?

Lalas

it must be horvath for brugge, i must have misheard the quote, it was 5 total not 5 outfield

but holyfuckballs this is an historic day

of course it doesn't matter with beerholder driving the bus

Some bad ass games tomorrow. Bayern v. Atleti, Liverpool v. Ajax, Man City v. Porto. 

And a 3rd.  Half Cherokee and Shakhtar! 

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Marcello is a shell of his former self.

you hate to see it

Wow, Militao’s effort on that third goal was embarrassing. 
 

If I were Zidane I’d pull this legendary move on him

 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Wow, Militao’s effort on that third goal was embarrassing. 
 

If I were Zidane I’d pull this legendary move on him

 

or this one 

Zidane GIF

19 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

fuck.  i didn't even think to put the game on.

Neither did Real.

I just turned the Real match on.  Where the hell are they playing this game?   Is that a practice field?

40 minutes ago, midtown said:

I just turned the Real match on.  Where the hell are they playing this game?   Is that a practice field?

It's a small stadium at their training site.  They've been playing there since the restart.  Apparently they're rennovating the Bernabeu right now.  

RM tie it up...or not?  To VAR!

Yeah, he was standing right in front of the keeper, hard to say he didn't affect him.

RM has losses to Cadiz and Shakhtar in the last 5 days.

Herrera got on the Goretzka covid workout plan I see.  

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