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 Why were you a big meanie to me and not Hayden? Waaaahhh

I was scrolling and the thought hit me. Maybe it was your self professed Christian part.

My comment could have been made to Hayden or Mrs Wiggens too snowflake, but I don’t monitor my posts under a Surly Fairness Doctrine. Her lack of empathy about kid separation struck me as many times more abhorrent than her bitchy decorating comment.

Maybe subconsciously I picked a Trump defender. Don’t know. Don’t care.
8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I'm just an asshole, so don't call out my hypocrisy!!!!

K

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:


I was scrolling and the thought hit me. Maybe it was your self professed Christian part.

My comment could have been made to Hayden or Mrs Wiggens too snowflake, but I don’t monitor my posts under a Surly Fairness Doctrine. Her lack of empathy about kid separation struck me as many times more abhorrent than her bitchy decorating comment.

Maybe subconsciously I picked a Trump defender. Don’t know. Don’t care.

i didn't even make it at that point to the kid separation stuff. that's going to leave a mark. fuck her for that. that's the same trip she wore the i don't care do u coat too, so it's a super bad look. i've changed my opinion. she's a monster. whether she was before or whether donald ruined her is an open question.

12 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Which means I might make a good Russian hoer in my next life.

Go on...

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


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Back on track, I don't follow the First Lady, but it just sounds like she was mad that the media didn't care about her going to the border. I also didn't know that she wore that jacket when she did the trip, which is very uncouth for sure. Yeah, fuck her.

12 hours ago, tantric superman said:

I bitch about putting up Christmas decorations every year.

 

The driver is going on and on about “oooh like over thurr- look at the Santa up on the roof kids.” I know, bitch, “I'M THE ONE THAT FUCKING PUT HIS FAT ASS UP THERE LAST WEEK"

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


I was scrolling and the thought hit me. Maybe it was your self professed Christian part.

My comment could have been made to Hayden or Mrs Wiggens too snowflake, but I don’t monitor my posts under a Surly Fairness Doctrine. Her lack of empathy about kid separation struck me as many times more abhorrent than her bitchy decorating comment.

Maybe subconsciously I picked a Trump defender. Don’t know. Don’t care.

 

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

i didn't even make it at that point to the kid separation stuff. that's going to leave a mark. fuck her for that. that's the same trip she wore the i don't care do u coat too, so it's a super bad look. i've changed my opinion. she's a monster. whether she was before or whether donald ruined her is an open question.

Yeah, that is why I explained it was just about the Christmas decor complaint. Her trip and the asylum seekers and her whole demeanor in that regard had been discussed quite a bit at the time it happened so I wasn't going to rehash it.

 

The Hooer Games

Again, we see a double standard when it comes to the Trump White House.  Have y'all forgotten Michelle Obama's beef with Jenna Jameson or when Laura Bush called out Ginger Lynn?

Meh. This is nothing. 
 

The more pressing question is what does lame duck Christmas decor in the White House look like?

3 hours ago, Bojack said:

Again, we see a double standard when it comes to the Trump White House.  Have y'all forgotten Michelle Obama's beef with Jenna Jameson or when Laura Bush called out Ginger Lynn?

I never heard about that. I'd like to hear what Nina Hartley thinks. 

Nancy Reagan duking it out with Ms. Christina Bush was particularly disturbing.  Hillary Clinton and Chaisey Lane was oddly arousing to me though for some reason.

Seriously, did anybody have Melania & Stormy Daniels public kerfuffle on their 2020 Bingo Cards?  

I also notice that the week the First Lady of the United States, gets Covid-19 from which she could die, there are no updates about her coming out of the White House...only a story about her and Stormy Daniels calling each other 'Hookers.'  I guess Trump supporters don't give a shit if she's sick or not because she's an immigrant?  

So....wait.....for us old farts, how does Christy Canyon figure in to this?

 
I also notice that the week the First Lady of the United States, gets Covid-19 from which she could die, there are no updates about her coming out of the White House...only a story about her and Stormy Daniels calling each other 'Hookers.'  I guess Trump supporters don't give a shit if she's sick or not because she's an immigrant?  


She did have a statement the other day that she was going to stay quarantined because she didn’t want to put the secret service agents assigned to her at risk. I took that as more a dig at Dotard than anything else.
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So....wait.....for us old farts, how does Christy Canyon figure in to this?

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I guess given her era, she would have paired with Barbara Bush?  We need somebody to go with Roslyn Carter and Betty Ford, probably all the way back to Ladybird...that's pretty much when porn actresses became household names.  I mean, not saying my house in particular.  Well, maybe in my house...my parents did want us to be well-rounded and Dad loved the cinema.  

Levity aside, this is fucking crazy.  Google Melania and everything about her today...there is nothing about how she's doing or what she's doing at the White House...only that she has Covid-19 which we've known for almost a week, and that she's engaged in a war of words with a porn actress that her husband raw-dogged while she was having morning sickness.  

Freakin' Rita Wilson's health status was more frequently and deeply reported than Melania's...and was in Australia at the time.  

  • 2 months later...

Melania Trump is not a fan of Christmas, but is apparently a fan of rubbing spending in people's faces. Also, glass windows near a tennis court? Trump is no hard serving pro, but really? Really? The reno was funded with private donations, so what transactional deal came out of that?

 

Melania Trump is not a fan of Christmas, but is apparently a fan of rubbing spending in people's faces. Also, glass windows near a tennis court? Trump is no hard serving pro, but really? Really? The reno was funded with private donations, so what transactional deal came out of that?

 

I'm sure the Bidens and Harris' will put it to good use. 

Donald Trump's Tennis Photo | Know Your Meme

I guess I don't much care in principle. It's a nice building for the setting. But what if you're hustling your ass towoards the line to make a return and can't stop before crashing into the pavilion?

It would be amusing if it were torn down because it was unsafe. Somehow fitting.

38 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Melania Trump is not a fan of Christmas, but is apparently a fan of rubbing spending in people's faces. Also, glass windows near a tennis court? Trump is no hard serving pro, but really? Really? The reno was funded with private donations, so what transactional deal came out of that?

 

lol, I just realized they took out the basketball court to put this in. Guess they didn't think basketball was white enough.

32 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, I just realized they took out the basketball court to put this in. Guess they didn't think basketball was white enough.

Too urban.

On 10/6/2020 at 10:37 PM, Bama Chick said:

 

Melania is starting to look like Trump. Her facial mannerisms are almost identical to his in that pic. Thats unfortunate for her. 

43 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, I just realized they took out the basketball court to put this in. Guess they didn't think basketball was white enough.

Who even plays on those courts?  I don't see Biden having it in him anymore. Harris might but I dont picture her playing at the white house. If it's mostly staff and secret service using it, they should have let them choose what they wanted.  I think basketball is better because you can shoot around by yourself still if nobody else wants to play. 

It's the Radical Left, that court will be used to lure inner-city kids for their child sex trafficking ring. 

It’s gonna be weird not having an Eastern European ex hooker as the First Lady anymore. 

14 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

It’s gonna be weird not having an Eastern European ex hooker as the First Lady anymore. 

We never even got to see her naked. 

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Melania Trump is not a fan of Christmas, but is apparently a fan of rubbing spending in people's faces. Also, glass windows near a tennis court? Trump is no hard serving pro, but really? Really? The reno was funded with private donations, so what transactional deal came out of that?

 

Obligatory.

 

Why do you guys keep saying "ex"-hooker? 

do you 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

It's the Radical Left, that court will be used to lure inner-city kids for their child sex trafficking ring. 

do you think the white house has a legit pizza oven ?

We never even got to see her naked. 

I bet the Secret Service Agents banging her did.

Trump ain’t getting any......unless it’s in the pre-nup/NDA that his mushroom gets to hibernate no more than 20 and no less than 12 times a year. And to keep her from divorcing him pre-election, she likely got it changed to “a number less than one”.

 

  • 1 month later...

During the plane ride from DC to Florida she transformed from Holly Golightly into Dorothy Zbornak.
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She parachuted out somewheres over North Carolina, DB Cooper style.

6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I wish the fake Melanomas well. (Fake Melanias, damn it autocorrect) 

dr. drunkenstein?

 

38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

The Trump kids all crying is a pretty telling image for me. I don't recall any other children of the president having such a strong reaction. 

While they were rich, they were also never considered serious people in serious society nor did they really have any sway with the real power brokers of the world. They are more Vince McMahon than Charles Koch. Carneys with money. 

The crying is reality setting in that it's back to carney world for them. Sure, they can make basically endless money off of their base. But they will forever be pigeonholed in with the QAnon white trash crowd. The royal family of the shit heap. The people who picked up their phone calls because of the power of POTUS won't ever do that again. The people who saluted them because they had to won't ever do that again. 

It's back to carney land and they know it. I imagine that's very tough to deal with. You hate to see it.

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4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

It's back to carney land and they know it. I imagine that's very tough to deal with. You hate to see it.

Carney Land.  Prison.  Whatever.

During the plane ride from DC to Florida she transformed from Holly Golightly into Dorothy Zbornak.

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GAAGGHH!! Even a die hard Gator fan thinks that combo of orange and blue....


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It’s hideous.

It’s Gucci.

It’s got a $4,700 price tag.

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