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5 hours ago, Covri said:

The funny part besides her accent, is this book has lots of illustrations to go along with the text, and she didn’t show the kids any of the pictures while reading.  

 

 

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That’s a euphemism somehow

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3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

WTF is this???

 

A means of circumventing all of our bribery laws.

Amazon sent her $40 million to make a "documentary" about her.  It's just shameless payola to buy favor from the regime.

Remember how we made Jimmy Carter get rid of his peanut farm?  Fucking different times.

Now?  Melania could make 10 shitty friendship bracelets, price each one at $100 million, and they'd all be sold before the end of the day.  Because some Saudi prince, and Jeff Bezos, and any number of other oligarchs and shit, just really, really need that friendship bracelet, and it's totally worthy $100 million.  It's not payola/bribery at all, no sir.

Are they going to have her working as a whore? Or have her discuss trump’s side action with other whores while she gives birth? How about Epstein island parties?

A means of circumventing all of our bribery laws.
Amazon sent her $40 million to make a "documentary" about her.  It's just shameless payola to buy favor from the regime.
Remember how we made Jimmy Carter get rid of his peanut farm?  Fucking different times.
Now?  Melania could make 10 shitty friendship bracelets, price each one at $100 million, and they'd all be sold before the end of the day.  Because some Saudi prince, and Jeff Bezos, and any number of other oligarchs and shit, just really, really need that friendship bracelet, and it's totally worthy $100 million.  It's not payola/bribery at all, no sir.

Remember back in 2016 when the talking point was “Trump can’t be bribed”? Now it’s just SOP and no one gives a shit.
48 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Remember back in 2016 when the talking point was “Trump can’t be bribed”? Now it’s just SOP and no one gives a shit.


Only People who are bad with money, poor, and dumb could fall for that sentiment…. So yeah, the majority of  the American voting populace fell hook line and sinker.

 

I’ve never once met someone with money who ever turned down an opportunity to make more.  

On 12/8/2025 at 1:58 PM, Covri said:

😂

Quoting for the new page I had to scroll back for this goodness. 

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Melania documentary will win the 2025 FIFA Best Picture Award.

13 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Would be more appropriate to release her movie on pornhub.

She’s trash just like the rest of them. Has a voice like a B movie cartoon villain and has the intellectual abilities of, well, she’s right there with TFG so it’s not much. Anyone who ever feels bad for her needs to remember she signed up for this. I hope when this ends that she gets deported to Slovenia and that they deny her entry. Spend your life in a North Korean prison camp you worthless thief.

On 12/9/2025 at 7:32 AM, miguelito said:

Bad accent aside, what the hell is she reading from? Santa, night vision goggles, colors?

I dont think that's from the Bible.

If you're white and trying to hurt someone, anything is from the Bible 

On 12/9/2025 at 9:32 AM, miguelito said:

Bad accent aside, what the hell is she reading from? Santa, night vision goggles, colors?

I dont think that's from the Bible.


Transcript of the latest signal chat. OPSEC is clean.

On 12/8/2025 at 1:58 PM, Covri said:

 

"...and get a kees from the dog, if it's a dog that leaks..."

Russian kompromat pee-tape is real.

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