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1 minute ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Their Smith drops an easy ball over the middle on a critical play just like ours did.

Doubt this will cost them the win

3 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

 

Careful, your aggy is showing.

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

What's a bomani is that a lunch meat?

Yeah, Bama has great fucking hands across the board. 

Form tackling.  Discipline on both sides of the ball.   No stupidity.    On and on.  All the boxes get checked with Alabama.   
 
None get checked with us.  
 
Sucks. 
1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yeah, Bama has great fucking hands across the board. 

Form tackling.  Discipline on both sides of the ball.   No stupidity.    On and on.  All the boxes get checked with Alabama.   
 
None get checked with us.  
 
Sucks. 

I was thinking this as I'm watching them.

I don't expect us to play like Alabama. But we are so far removed from the way they play, it's absolutely glaring.

2022 and 2023 probably won't be fun unless something drastic changes within this program.

25 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They are objectively better than Texas with a complete joke of a coach in Jumbo. Better league where you can play defense = real recruits.

You should watch the Bama/aggy game if you think aggy is even half-decent.

It won’t make me feel any better about the Texas program.

But watching Aggie get their shit pushed always brings a smile to my face.

aggy roller coaster lasted one entire quarter.

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

The current violent crime rate (2020) in Gainesville is 35.4 compared to 24.9 in Austin.

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15 minutes ago, Zeus said:

The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole 

Know how I know you haven't been to Austin?

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Coming here to enjoy a nice snuff film to take my mind off TCU.  

Pretty short snuff film though, basically a quarter. 

 

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

What the actual fuck?  I’ve lived in Austin my entire life.  I’ve never once felt unsafe, even in some of the tougher areas.  
 

Does the homeless issue look trashy...yes.

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16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

I have 11 degrees from Harvard and 8 more from MIT.  But Boston has become the land of gay pedophile raccoons and lesbian scat punks and both universities don’t even require Latin anymore.  I wish I had gone to UTEP. Embarrassing. 
 

see, I can make shit up too.  

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

The current violent crime rate (2020) in Gainesville is 35.4 compared to 24.9 in Austin.

I'm pretty sure that dumbass isn't going to let facts get in the way of his vaginal caterwauling.

OMG the Tubberville attack ad is fucking awesome.  

 

Edited by Liquor and Poker

Da fuck?  An anti-Tubberville Senate ad just ran on KEYE.

This is a fucked up and weird year. 

20 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I was thinking this as I'm watching them.

I don't expect us to play like Alabama. But we are so far removed from the way they play, it's absolutely glaring.

 

Yeah, it's not near the same zip code. 

Saw it here on CBS in DFW as well.  LOL that is where we are.  A national ad buy for the United States Senate seat from Alabama focused primarily on the way an opponent left football programs in his former life as a college coach

20fucking20....hollleee shit we are fucked

They love losing to daddy Bama. Makes their dicks hard.

9 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

What the actual fuck?  I’ve lived in Austin my entire life.  I’ve never once felt unsafe, even in some of the tougher areas.  
 

Does the homeless issue look trashy...yes.

Girl I work with was approached by two homeless guys who threatened to stab her. Came back up to the office crying. Police were called and told her the couldn't do anything unless they actually stabbed her. WTF?

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Girl I work with was approached by two homeless guys who threatened to stab her. Came back up to the office crying. Police were called and told her the couldn't do anything unless they actually stabbed her. WTF?

If that's a true story then those are just lazy cops (or they're operating under a shitty policy). Threatening to stab someone is at least assault and possibly a terroristic threat depending in the full situation. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

If that's a true story then those are just lazy cops (or they're operating under a shitty policy). Threatening to stab someone is at least assault and possibly a terroristic threat depending in the full situation. 

It's exactly how it happened.

I know two other people in the office who were assaulted by homeless people. And I've had to get physical with one who tried to grab me because I refused to give him beer when I was walking out of the corner store by my house with a 12 pack. 

Edited by Deej

Just now, Deej said:

It's exactly how it hapoened.

I was not questioning your version, more your coworker's recall of a highly stressful situation. So not really doubting the cops part. But way off topic, let's get back to hating our coaching staff which belongs in every thread. 

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

If that's a true story then those are just lazy cops (or they're operating under a shitty policy). Threatening to stab someone is at least assault and possibly a terroristic threat depending in the full situation. 

Sounds pretty heroic to me

But, yeah...back to aggy misery. 

22 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

The current violent crime rate (2020) in Gainesville is 35.4 compared to 24.9 in Austin.

Never had my wife and son in a stroller accosted by a druggie with his pants around his ankles in Gainesville. Happened while I was out for a morning jog at the hill of life last time I was in Austin. 

There was human shit on the side walk near town lake too. 

The city is a meth head shanty town now.

Last time I'll visit unless I got to go there for work.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Never had my wife and son in a stroller accosted by a druggie with his pants around his ankles in Gainesville. Happened while I was out for a morning jog at the hill of life last time I was in Austin. 

There was human shit on the side walk near town lake too. 

The city is a meth head shanty town now.

Last time I'll visit unless I got to go there for work.

You've donated to Fitlump's campaign, haven't you?  Go ahead and admit it.

Fitlump was the one shitting on the trail.

Just now, Deej said:

Fitlump was the one shitting on the trail.

Do you understand how many tokens you get for doing that?

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Never had my wife and son in a stroller accosted by a druggie with his pants around his ankles in Gainesville. 

Sorry for partying. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

So how many plays will it take Bama to make their next touchdown?

Apparently, not very many.

49 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I graduated from Texas, but I wish I had gone to Florida. The city of Austin has turned into a dangerous shit hole and the school and football team are inferior to a country club school with a golf course in the middle of it. Embarrassing.

Stopped at comparing the danger of Austin to fucking Florida 

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Fitlump was the one shitting on the trail.

You should check out her Onlyfans.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

I'm surprised Leon didn't catch him. 

 

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