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46 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I was thinking this as I'm watching them.

I don't expect us to play like Alabama. But we are so far removed from the way they play, it's absolutely glaring.

2022 and 2023 probably won't be fun unless something drastic changes within this program.

thats because their coach is maniacal about focusing their team on football 24/7.  and he hires the best assistants in the business.

Damn, Bama really wanting to humiliate aggy now.  They gonna score 3 or 4 more touchdowns?

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's exactly how it happened.

I know two other people in the office who were assaulted by homeless people. And I've had to get physical with one who tried to grab me because I refused to give him beer when I was walking out of the corner store by my house with a 12 pack. 

Sounds like you should have given him a beer you asshole. 

Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

Sounds like you should have given him a beer you asshole. 

Fuck that shit.

Bama football winning in such impressive fashion that they just got a commitment from the #1 PG in the 2021 class

 

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Redneck spotted in overalls, but dressed in Bama colors.

Aggy status:  triggered

Lawsuit. 

Bama never allows you to get comfortable on offense.  Schemes always fuck w/ the other team's continuity and play calling.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Sick. Now do Austin vs the state of Florida over a period of more than a couple months 

Glad you're good with Austin becoming a shithole as long as Florida has them beat.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Lawsuit. 

Speaking of lawsuits, on top of Bama doing this to aggy, Thujone offering to take some fucking redneck trash to court for punching somebody, makes this day slightly easier.

Still a loss for UT, but theres's a few things to smile about.

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I would really like them to score at least 56. 63 would make me feel a little better about today, but not much.

Not being aggy should make you feel better, no matter the situation. 

3 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I would really like them to score at least 56. 63 would make me feel a little better about today, but not much.

Saban should just go for two.  Aggy ain't stopping shit now.

throwing deep up 25?  that's not very collegial

Florida will mudhole aggy next week. 

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Glad you're good with Austin becoming a shithole as long as Florida has them beat.

Definitely the basis of my argument against some guy comparing Florida to Austin. Nailed it.

Better to get raped by Bama than lose by 2 to TCU ya stupid sips

/texags 

Mond has passed Johnny football for the most yards, he has had a extra year or two though

Edited by Hook1997

Scored more against Bama than they did Vandy.

winning charlie sheen GIF

I'm sure texags is loving this discussion of how mond could fit in at bama or georgia but doesn't have as much talent around him at aggy

Just now, WBT said:

I'm sure texags is loving this discussion of how mond could fit in at bama or georgia but doesn't have as much talent around him at aggy

Less racism at Bama and Georgia. 

1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I have 11 degrees from Harvard and 8 more from MIT.  But Boston has become the land of gay pedophile raccoons and lesbian scat punks and both universities don’t even require Latin anymore.  I wish I had gone to UTEP. Embarrassing. 
 

see, I can make shit up too.  

I wanna know more about you wanting to go to UTEP. I believe the rest of it, tho. 

Remember when we used to make fun of SEC refs?

Crazy how this game has a nice flow to it, isn't interrupted every 3 minutes by 5 minute long ref conferences or reviews, bad calls left & right, etc...

:sigh:

...and fuck aggy.

Just saying I called it that Saban didn't completely mudhole Jimtard.

There is no way Jimtard completely coasts for 10 years at this price point. 

He needs allies.

On 10/2/2020 at 12:48 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Backdoor cover maybe, last minute td to go from 24 to 17. Kicking the pat like a cuck. 

A little too early for this to be accurate, I’m afraid. Also not for the cover. 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Fightin ags tied in the second half! We’re almost there with jumbo!

Wut 

'bama up 21 in the 4th and still running offense?  Are you allowed to do that?  I wish we played football at Texas.  That'd be cool. 

 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Wut 

When post was made aggy has scored 10 second half point to bama 10 second half points(17 now). Hence the we tied them in the second half post. Long day huh.

1-1. 8 yards rushing. King is the savior. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Here you go, king, go beat bama’s backups. 

Whatever he does now will truly define the future in their eyes. Unless he shits the bed, they'll pull some excuse for him. 

King's interceptions are just better because, you know, he's white. 

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