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22 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Why the fuck would Meadows follow up a rosy PC with contradictory info? What is the point of that, other than to sow confusion?

I agree with you.  I’d just say if we wanted real facts on what’s going on we should ask the Russians.  I guarantee they know more than we do.  

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

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Trump is terrified:  

 

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Sanjay Gupta pointing out that doc said the diagnosis was 72 hours ago. That’s Wednesday morning. Holy shit. Biden test results are going to have me on edge all week.

Biden had 2 different negative tests yesterday.

when is Biden in the clear?

Him dying of this would be justice, I just hope if it happens it happens after the election. I want him to know he lost. 

Just now, Voldemort86 said:

Biden had 2 different negative tests yesterday.

when is Biden in the clear?

When he goes into quarantine and is still negative 14 days later. 

If trump was physically capable he’d be tweeting constantly and calling into every Fox show. 

So what's the surly consensus on his condition? I've been unplugged this morning. 

11 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Trump is terrified:  

 

 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Also facts

knew he was positive and still travels without a mask to meet with donors. Exposing all the staff as well as those donors

 

ballgame indeed

Those donors donate because they support Trump’s actions, etc and they want something for their money.

Welp, they got something alright. 
 

The Art of the Deal, baby. 

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Doctors caring for the President are not going to forget details like that. Doctors speak in hours not days. They are so full of shit.
Maybe they will deem her to have been confirmed 

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5 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

So what's the surly consensus on his condition? I've been unplugged this morning. 

Narcissistic personality disorder and pathological lying. Also, he def has the 'rona.

8 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

So what's the surly consensus on his condition? I've been unplugged this morning. 

He's not doing well and we are being lied to.

Everytime I see a new Republican testing positive I can't help but think of this.

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I agree with you.  I’d just say if we wanted real facts on what’s going on we should ask the Russians.  I guarantee they know more than we do.  

Probably. But that doesn’t change the fact that counterintelligence is critical in a time like this. And that this administration is a clusterfuck on a good day only makes that job easier.

Him dying of this would be justice, I just hope if it happens it happens after the election. I want him to know he lost. 

No, I hope he survives. So he can lose the election and then go to prison for tax fraud.
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Now we wait to see if any of those donors get sick 

I am sure there will be few. But they are under no obligation to make it public. 

 

Stella is Triplehorn?

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2 minutes ago, troph said:


That and the government is still an institution with its own emergency systems. That said it’s looking more and more clear that POTUS is in deep doo doo. And for all the glee it’s really not a good thing. It might turn out ok but in the middle of it we have a real live national security situation.

Every day we have trump as president is a national security situation.

Are any of our surly docs around? How common is it for someone to need oxygen in the first few days and then quickly recover? It seems like dipping o2 would be a sign of pneumonia, which doesn't just go away. Regeneron and remdesivir doing work?

No, fat bitch, Stan didn't have hundreds of millions of people who hated his guts.

 

Wait a minute ... are you all saying that Trump KNEW that he was positive and STILL met with donors or that he knew that he was exposed and still met with donors. There's a big difference there, I think.

I don’t want Trump to die.  We need him to be on the ballot when the GOP gets skull fucked this fall.

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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute ... are you all saying that Trump KNEW that he was positive and STILL met with donors or that he knew that he was exposed and still met with donors. There's a big difference there, I think.

If you trust his doctor, he was very clear that Trump was confirmed positive prior to attending both the rally and the fundraising event.

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

No, fat bitch, Stan didn't have hundreds of millions of people who hated his guts.

 

He was friends with Trump.  I’m sure he made the lists of many people.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Someone is eventually going to spill it:  the President quit taking tests sometime ago, because he didn't like having that wand shoved up his nose.

 

As much as I despise dotard, I concur that shit is fucking painful.

It felt like the swab hit my brain pan then proceeded out the back of my skull.

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute ... are you all saying that Trump KNEW that he was positive and STILL met with donors or that he knew that he was exposed and still met with donors. There's a big difference there, I think.

Depends on who you believe and which statments you want to believe. I think the doctor's statements at the press conference had him knowing when he went but the Whitehouse issued an odd statement from the doc clarifying that by 72 hours he meant 48 hours and 48 ours he meant 24 hours. At a minimum he knew he had been exposed and still went. His reasoning was probably that he was too tough to get it. 

16 minutes ago, troph said:

I don’t think anyone thinks I disagree. But I do think a president down with a lethal illness is worse. We don’t know the first thing about Pence’s preparedness or whether he’s going to pop up tomorrow testing positive. As much of a Dem as I am, this isn’t a good thing.

i mean, it's a pretty safe bet he wouldn't be worse...

25 minutes ago, troph said:


That and the government is still an institution with its own emergency systems. That said it’s looking more and more clear that POTUS is in deep doo doo. And for all the glee it’s really not a good thing. It might turn out ok but in the middle of it we have a real live national security situation.

Exactly. I think he’s in bad shape and they’re throwing out chaff because it’s not clear he won’t be incapacitated soon. 

Anyone trying to sell crazy on Darth Pence can fuck off. If you're more scared of him than Donald you're a professional pants-wetter.

Why do I feel like I'm dealing with fourth graders trying not to get caught forging the note excusing them from something?

 

Also, I noticed The Federalist, proud publisher of the take below by Cleta Mitchell back in March, has avoided the topic completely on their Twitter account:
 

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The leftist national media incessantly reports that the spread of the coronavirus is, well, President Trump’s fault. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, always good for the most incendiary and least helpful comments in any difficult situation, said on Sunday, “[T]he president — his denial at the beginning was deadly.”

Then in Joe Biden’s latest effort to be relevant, his campaign has released an ad attacking President Trump for not being sufficiently responsive to the threats of the coronavirus from the “beginning.”

 

 

4 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Keep in mind, this was AFTER Trump's HUD Secretary died after attending a Trump rally where he contracted the virus.

Like confusing Elijah Cummings for John Lewis. 

28 minutes ago, troph said:


That and the government is still an institution with its own emergency systems. That said it’s looking more and more clear that POTUS is in deep doo doo. And for all the glee it’s really not a good thing. It might turn out ok but in the middle of it we have a real live national security situation.

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1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

Anyone trying to sell crazy on Darth Pence can fuck off. If you're more scared of him than Donald you're a professional pants-wetter.

Pence doesn't strike me as crazy, he does strike me as someone who would at least try and read documents before making a decision. Unless it had to do with LBGQT. I think his mind is made up on that one.

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Anyone trying to sell crazy on Darth Pence can fuck off. If you're more scared of him than Donald you're a professional pants-wetter.

What if I'm more scared of Mother?

Here's a good timeline if you dismiss the unsigned cleanup statement.

 

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