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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If he was asking for tweets to read, I'd believe it was him.  Or that he was resting and watching the news.

 

or he wanted to watch the gorilla channel.  😃

(yes, i know it's fake)

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4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

so is mine here in Waco; best doc i’ve ever had, in fact.

Yeah, but does he know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?

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What are you reading? 

Uh, Papers. Just my papers. You know, my business papers.

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I’m not buying this 

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m not buying this 

Please don't. Jon Cooper is a #Resistance hack that will post bullshit just for the Twitter engagement. MAGA produces a lot more of these assholes, but liberal social media has their own group of con artists. 

 

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but does he know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?

No reason it can't be both.

 

52 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Take that shit to today's football board.

UNC is winning right now.

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If he was asking for tweets to read, I'd believe it was him.  Or that he was resting and watching the news.

 

Hannity. If he and Hannity talk then he's at least alive. He can be in an altered level of consciousness but Hannity won't mind.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Hannity. If he and Hannity talk then he's at least alive. He can be in an altered level of consciousness but Hannity won't mind.

I notice that Hannity isn't exactly talking about him today, which I would have expected that Hannity would be one of the first sunshine pumpers out there talking about the wonderful conversations he had with Trump.

Speaking of twitter, if Trump is alert, there's no way he's sitting on his ass reading papers, he'd be watching Fox News and tweeting like fucking crazy.

Outside of wartime has there ever been an instance where more people around the world wanted someone to die?

4 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Outside of wartime has there ever been an instance where more people around the world wanted someone to die?

Jerry Jones....every Dallas Cowboys fan in the world.

4 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Outside of wartime has there ever been an instance where more people around the world wanted someone to die?

Do you have a wife/gf who likes the Real Housewives shows?

Please don't. Jon Cooper is a #Resistance hack that will post bullshit just for the Twitter engagement. MAGA produces a lot more of these assholes, but liberal social media has their own group of con artists. 
 
Plus, he couldn't beat Michigan.
41 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

“He’s asking for documents to review.”

Lol he doesn’t read. If he wanted to make that believable, at least say “he’s alert and is watching the news.”

The only document review he's doing is going over the will to make sure everything goes to Ivanka.

18 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Outside of wartime has there ever been an instance where more people around the world wanted someone to die?

Does Bin Laden count? Because maybe him.

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jerry Jones....every Dallas Cowboys fan in the world.

Are you married? If not, how you doing?

So does anybody think those tweets are actually from Trump?
And he's got fans trying to catch covid in support of him.
 

Saw the same thing in miniature today. For whatever reason a park I was taking the family too has a parking lot that reminded me of my days on the west mall. One side apparently a BLM gathering, all wearing masks.

The other side a bunch of Trumpkins with flags and Skynerd blaring. No masks on that crew.

It threatened to put a damper on my mood.


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10 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

The only document review he's doing is going over the will to make sure everything goes to Ivanka.

Awful lotta debt to saddle her with.

2 minutes ago, 406W30th said:

Awful lotta debt to saddle her with.

He's saving that for Tiffany.

God forbid - but were something to happen - here are solid facts if a candidate is incapacitated or dies - (pre-election plus post-election, including Electoral College).  We are heading into the legal wars. Hundreds already filed.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-trump-election/what-happens-to-the-u-s-presidential-election-if-a-candidate-dies-or-becomes-incapacitated-idUSKBN26N347

I hope the President has a miraculous recovery. I would say that for any President of the United States. When he loses, I hope he bows out gracefully. This might teach him some humility. He has lived in a bubble and then a silo all of his life. Facing death is a heavy fact to ponder for anyone, let alone - the President. Maybe this gives him the good sense to value every human. Longshot, of course, but it is 2020. 

 

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3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Exactly. I think he’s in bad shape and they’re throwing out chaff because it’s not clear he won’t be incapacitated soon. 

I’m of the opinion the other reason they got him out the WH was for message control around his condition.  If Meadows is the only senior adviser with access in the suite at WR, others in the WH can’t get info to leak.

Chris Christie hospitalized. Not a good development for him.

5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

I’m of the opinion the other reason they got him out the WH was for message control around his condition.  If Meadows is the only senior adviser with access in the suite at WR, others in the WH can’t get info to leak.

That and no way in hell they want to risk carrying him out in a stretcher with an oxygen mask.

WH is supposed to have some incredible medical facilities.  They don't take him to Walter Reed unless they are very uncertain, or they are trying to lock down leaks.  I notice the leaks all pretty much end with him getting on the helicopter.

His lack of twitter activity is most damning.

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43 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

When the Proud Boys name kept coming up this last week, we were all reminded of their favorite tough guy phrase: FA&FO--Fuck Around & Find Out or something like that.

How's that going for you GOP?

5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Chris Christie hospitalized. Not a good development for him.

I'm holding off. He's likely got concierge care and isn't worried about the bill, right?

This cocksucker better not die. Dammit. He needs to see the other side of some bars for all the evil he has done in this world.

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

His lack of twitter activity is most damning.

Is the Presidential Suite at Walter Reed a SCIF?

He asked for documents to read? Ok we know that he’s in critical condition

11 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

I’m of the opinion the other reason they got him out the WH was for message control around his condition.  If Meadows is the only senior adviser with access in the suite at WR, others in the WH can’t get info to leak.

That could certainly be. Which makes it all the more implausible that Meadows would just happen to throw water on the optimistic reports out of a newfound commitment to integrity. They’re releasing chaff. Which is what they should be doing right now.

I have no idea why anyone on this thread expects that we’d get a straight answer or even a not-purposefully-confusing set of inconsistent answers about the President’s current status. 

13 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Chris Christie hospitalized. Not a good development for him.

He drove himself to start remedesivir treatment because he knows he’s fucked 

21 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

When he loses, I hope he bows out gracefully. This might teach him some humility. 

Haha ha hahaha ha hahahaha ha haha hahahahaha

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'm holding off. He's likely got concierge care and isn't worried about the bill, right?

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I have no idea why anyone on this thread expects that we’d get a straight answer or even a not-purposefully-confusing set of inconsistent answers about the President’s current status. 

No one expects that. But they're not playing chess with foreign adversaries. This is just a continuation of the normal clown show. 

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3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This cocksucker better not die. Dammit. He needs to see the other side of some bars for all the evil he has done in this world.

Do you trust American politicians to do the right thing and nail those fuckers to the wall? I don't. They'll hide behind "it'll be bad for the country" when it's exactly what the country needs along with laws banning gerrymandering and getting rid of the electoral college

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Y’all do know some ppl pay cash for care insurance won’t cover right?

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Put this in the other thread too, since we've not yet reached singularity:

 

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Y’all do know some ppl pay cash for care insurance won’t cover right?

most people can afford to do that as well!

5 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

What a fucking pussy.

I dunno that I would describe someone realizing they might be dead in a week as a pussy.

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Y’all do know some ppl pay cash for care insurance won’t cover right?

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8 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

most people can afford to do that as well!

No most people can’t. But Christie can. 

Just now, Sawbonz said:

No most people can’t. But Christie can. 

See above your post.

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