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10 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I've always heard the name, but didn't really know anything about it.

 

 

updated pics of the suite . . . 

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Please tell me y’all are getting these jokes. I honestly can’t tell. 
 

First tweet is the Doom bathroom, second tweet is from 2001. 

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

updated pics of the suite . . . 

 

 

 

Sorry, last one.  That's Jefferson Station in Philly.  Bad things happen in Philadelphia.

 

 

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1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This cocksucker better not die. Dammit. He needs to see the other side of some bars for all the evil he has done in this world.

I am still holding out hope for long term illness. he loses a lung or some other organ. whore wife freaks out and evacuates to Kazakstan to become Ms. Ackbar Oil whore. Some next level Jackie Onassis shit. Children try to donate said organ and someone accidentally eats its for Thanksgiving and then they have to line up another child Trump for another organ. Procedure goes wrong and they accidentally cut his tiny dick off.

He loses the election in here somewhere. Whole family gets tossed into pound you in the ass prison where they can all finally have sex with each other. (...and then the Democrats come into power and reform the government top to bottom so this nightmare can never happen again). 

fuck me. almost choked on that last part.

But ya'll know me. I would never wish death on anyone. We good. Ya'll homies be cool. We all made it through Friday. Sorry our football still sucks. 

 

1 hour ago, texas08 said:

Dude is scared AF...when’s the last time he actually said the word god....damn, he’s screwed.

I'm shocked that he admitted to having felt bad, and that they will help him feel better.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Now's a perfect time for a rambling, nonsensical rant to reassure the nation. Bueno trabajo, pendejo!

He did toss in the part about Melania caring about the country, to counter the audio of her cursing the Christmas/decoration/etc. stuff.

11 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Please tell me y’all are getting these jokes. I honestly can’t tell. 
 

First tweet is the Doom bathroom, second tweet is from 2001. 

I didn't at first, but then I wasn't sure if he did. It took me two tweets for me to go duh when I was reading below the Twitter account's original tweet.

 

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And now you know why I tend not to brat and beer before I go on Surly

Well I’ve been drinking all day since the latest Texas football abortion so cheers. 

In that video, he’s wearing the same cuff links from yesterday. Everything they do is smoke and mirrors.

6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

In that video, he’s wearing the same cuff links from yesterday. Everything they do is smoke and mirrors.

What are you talking about, he's the healthiest President we've ever had, he's not a pound over 245!

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20 minutes ago, staboner said:

I am still holding out hope for long term illness. he loses a lung or some other organ. whore wife freaks out and evacuates to Kazakstan to become Ms. Ackbar Oil whore. Some next level Jackie Onassis shit. Children try to donate said organ and someone accidentally eats its for Thanksgiving and then they have to line up another child Trump for another organ. Procedure goes wrong and they accidentally cut his tiny dick off.

He loses the election in here somewhere. Whole family gets tossed into pound you in the ass prison where they can all finally have sex with each other. (...and then the Democrats come into power and reform the government top to bottom so this nightmare can never happen again). 

fuck me. almost choked on that last part.

But ya'll know me. I would never wish death on anyone. We good. Ya'll homies be cool. We all made it through Friday. Sorry our football still sucks. 

 

Go on 

One week out from the probable event of MAGA infection. Hopefully no more of the WH employees (rank and file) will be exposed, but given that Pence said masks are still a choice, that is pretty sucky to have to work around. Do they even give the staff masks if they want them or do they have to locate them on their own? I'd be looking into the whole face shield mask gloves kit if I had to walk down those halls.

In that video, he’s wearing the same cuff links from yesterday. Everything they do is smoke and mirrors.

He’s wearing the same clothes from yesterday, sans tie and perhaps pants.

Couldn’t get anyone to bring him a change of clothes. Family probably rifling through his stuff taking anything of value, including drugs.
48 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I've always heard the name, but didn't really know anything about it.

 

 

Lol. That’s not real. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Lol. That’s not real. 

Are you sure?

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Are you sure?

I think so. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this a video edit to hide a coughing fit or a mini dry heave?
 

The simulation is buffering. There’s too much going on.

Kind of shitty that these Covid deniers are checking into the hospital when they get some symptoms and freak out because they are obese.

The rest of America was told to lock themselves up in a room and try not to die.

9 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:


Dancing days are here again....


 

As the remdesivir briefings grow

 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this a video edit to hide a coughing fit or a mini dry heave?
 

That's a shart, folks.

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30 minutes ago, shakahorn said:


He’s wearing the same clothes from yesterday, sans tie and perhaps pants.

Couldn’t get anyone to bring him a change of clothes. Family probably rifling through his stuff taking anything of value, including drugs.

Pretty sure he’s wearing a blue hospital gown with the back open!

10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is making the rounds. 

 

for the record, looks like this was true and not qanon lite for the left. what a world...

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I've always heard the name, but didn't really know anything about it.

 

 

Dude is at the Hard Rock in Vegas.  Does my BlueCross / Blue Shield cover?


A friend sent me a text late last night I that I woke up to - it said Trump fever spiked he was unconscious and Penza was sworn in. There was a link. One guess what the link was to....


A buddy sent me one and it flipped to Wood, the porn star.
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

If I wanted to move somebody around a large hospital, without any photos or sightings, I'd issue a shelter in place.

17 minutes ago, achooloco said:

for the record, looks like this was true and not qanon lite for the left. what a world...

I mean...link? 

 

I kind of remember that Drudge turned on Trump, but didn't realize how much until looking earlier today.

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

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That means they didn't want people in the hallways and elevators, or peaking out of doorways.

they had to move his fat ass somewhere else. 

They don’t want anyone to see just how big his McDonald’s order is. 

3 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Possibly moving him for a chest CT. Doubt they have that capability in his suite.

Bidet. Doubt they have that capability in his suite either.

X-rays take 5 minutes.  They’re doing something else,

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

They don’t want anyone to see just how big his McDonald’s order is. 

Au contraire, he'd be bragging about it.

But seriously, dude is supposedly feeling better, but ain't posting shit on twitter, and what little was posted besides the videos seems like typical Dan Scavino posting in his place.

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

X-rays take 5 minutes.  They’re doing something else,

True, but maybe the Secret Service needed the additional time to do what they do. 

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