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Hahaha he wasn't going home? Just an infected person with a virus that has killed 210,000 people since March out taking a joy ride. Maybe they stopped for McDonalds?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this experience isn't going to change him one bit. 

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Looks like he’s getting some energy back. 
but isn’t one of the hallmarks of this virus a recovery after a week but then a second wave that’s worse than the first?

maybe all the drugs will stop that.  Maybe not. 

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Either a McDs, Wendy's or BK run. 

He always reverts to form: being a narcissistic Id driven dolt.  What a POS.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Bio: Chief of Disaster Medicine, GWU Emergency Medicine | Walter Reed Attending | Media contributor | COVID 19 Recovery Consultants, LLC | http://COVID19reopen.com |

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3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

to be fair to Trump, that's probably all his valet packed him was his usual ensemble.  The same generously cut suits with the same Trump-brand white dress shirts which are tailored to allow his thryoid-labia to comfortably sit atop his buttoned collar.  He's not wearing a tie obviously, and I don't think any of us fault him for that...he's in hospital...he should be even more casual than this.  I'm sure the cuff links have proven fun for his charge nurse to take on/off.  But if we're honest, he looks good there.  He looks like a normal old guy.  Hair's a little silly, but he doesn't appear to be a muppet undergoing water-boarding.  

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Either a McDs, Wendy's or BK run. 

Feeling like an Arby's night. 

Sing song melody.

Did you ever wonder

If your mother had da Rona

just before she kissed you goodnight?

Odds that he recorded that video around the same time as the photos of him signing blank papers? 80% or higher? Keep the b roll in the can & break it out when you need it.

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I haven't been in a car with people outside of immediate family in seven months. 

Just now, Lobo said:

Feeling like an Arby's night. 

Carls Junior actually had an ad for that primerib burger that looked not too bad. We used to live where there was a Carl's Jr. and they were alright but that was ages ago. Don't guess they have those in DC though.

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4 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Dr Ding hasn’t seen a patient in years, much less anyone really sick. 

Potus right now would be a typical floor patient in a normal community setting. Not icu. Not even in a step down unit. He probably wouldn’t have been given remdesivir because he wouldn’t have been seen as worthy of it. 

Gonna have to neg you on that as well as the earlier posts. Gathered together they've gone from an opinion to a campaign of obfuscation. It's fine to read your opinion from your known disposition. It can be balancing. Repeating with certainty that this is no big deal and anyone disagreeing with you is a Dr. Oz is pretty much political dissembling. 

You haven't examined the patient. The other medical professionals on the thread couch their opinions as best guesses. You're not nearly so honest.

You've regularly downplayed the need for masks in the medical community. You've made many challenged medical claims on the political boards. I would think Drs. Oz and Phil would be idols rather than objects of scorn from you.

Would have been better off letting him drive semi truck down the street by himself.

"At 2:30 pm today we administered an enema on the President.  He didn't really need it, we just thought it was funny."

21 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

We owe Jennifer Jacobs of Bloomberg News a pretty big pat on the back it seems. I think I read she's the one who broke the story?

She cracked the code on Hope Hicks' positive test.  That's what got the ball rolling.

9 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Odds that he recorded that video around the same time as the photos of him signing blank papers? 80% or higher? Keep the b roll in the can & break it out when you need it.

That shit was all filmed a couple days ago.  No way he’d wear the exact same stuff the exact same way 3 days in a row.  He’s known for throwing his dirty clothes on the floor.

15 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Feeling like an Arby's night. 

ExemplarySardonicGermanspitz-size_restri

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

This doc is on MSNBC a lot.  I like both him and Sanjay

 

We have a Gupta consensus. I loved my primary care guy, another Dr. Gupta. Now Sanjay and Vin are as one. There can be little doubt, now.

The shit is serious. Unless the G in GRHorn stands for Gupta, I'm leaning towards Donald being fucked. Too bad, but he should at least get it as bad as anyone he caused to be infected if there's any poetic justice in the world. 

Now that I think about it, that would be a death sentence if you take the deaths he could have prevented. Oh well, poetry will have little to do with what happens. He's been remarkably lucky so far in his villainous life.

This is right out of the North Korea playbook.

This is right out of the North Korea playbook.
And his cult will make North Koreans look disloyal
1 hour ago, horncyclist said:

George Conway had tweeted this was inaccurate and they were still awaiting results. But I can't find it now so maybe  Claudia got hers first? Also, continues to blow my mind George and Kelly Anne continue to live together.

Before I would have thought it was a mutual decision for the sake of the kid.  But there's an argument to be made that their negligence could kill Claudia, so I dunno.  

This is right out of the North Korea playbook.
Expect a report by Tuesday that he just shot 32 under par at one of his courses that morning.
16 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

He always reverts to form: being a narcissistic Id driven dolt.  What a POS.

This right here.  Just in case anyone began to see him through the lens of compassion, remember you are insignificant to him.3DD1F560-E27F-466F-B336-4B3ACD3528A5.gif.1fef9084451d8a9901de6c08c73841c2.gif

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

How's that fake news for the Republicans today?  Trump all better from his hoax scare?  He should be denied hospital treatment since it involves science and he's just got a cold.  Oh wait, the folks that didn't care about 200k+ dead from COVID now seem to care a whole lot.  Maybe the doc should jokingly tell him to take bleach.  Think he and his followers would find it funny?  Anybody doing Trump Covid impressions like he did of Biden and the disabled reporter?  Yeah, the president of the United States did all of this but we're supposed to be concerned and observe decorum because decency.  Meanwhile they're trying to hammer home their Justice pick regardless of decorum, self quarantines and decency.  Guess who's going to win out here?  Is that good?  I hear it's better to go high when being bent over and grabbed by the pussy.  The fact we're in.a situation where we're on the fence regarding decency is a testament to the shittiness of the GOP and this administration.  Because I really want to treat them the way they treat us, with no regard.  I think we're entitled to it after 4 years.  Meanwhile, let's get back to the voter suppression apparatus that this walking sputtering piece of fetid fecal matter unleashed on a Democracy and let's wish him well so he can get back to destroying America.   The doc should have given him a spread of chik fil a, Burger King and McDonalds.  Eat up buddy, this is the spread you provided champions.  Biden was wrong, he's not just the worst president of all time, he's also one of the worst Americans.  Yeah, get well later, like in December.  DOTARD can't protect his own house, staff and party, unfit for office jackass.   

 

Quoted just to keep this post alive in this thread. Great capsule. Well done, sir.

42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So he really can kill someone on Rockville Street and not lose any supporters

HEY HEY HEY let's keep our eye on the ball.  The real problem is the libtards who didn't offer "thoughts and prayers".

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Steroid induced mania. 

Perhaps an apt diagnosis if this stunt wasn't entirely consistent with everything we know about the man.

Donnie was a good boy and got a ride in the car as a reward?

40 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

This is right out of the North Korea playbook.

Nobody said you could quit wailing yet.

3 minutes ago, staboner said:

is he deads yet

Maybe, maybe not 

19 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

She's right you know.

Wood 

30 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Steroid induced mania. 

How would we ever know

While we were watching all this, I received word via a runner from the coast. There are strange wooden houses, floating on the waves. There are white billows above them, like clouds. Men have descended from them, and come ashore. Strange men, pale of skin, with hairy faces and voices like the barking of dogs. They wear hard clothing that shines in the sun, and they ride giant deer. When we approached, they held up a stick, and the noise of thunder sprang forth.

We fled. Surely this is a time of prophesy.

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2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I think I see the play here.  They’re going to announce that he has died.  Then, 2 days later, they are going to announce that he has risen from the dead.


"He rises from the grave just like Jesus did!"

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The video was edited.  A whole shitload of people pointed out where it was edited, and what tool was used to cover the missing frames (morphing tool).

We are in 2020.  The video editing companies have made their tools easy enough to use for the fuckton of YouTubers with very little formal video editing education.  They are able to do the same effects with a cheap laptop that Dan Scavino or whoever did.  It's not rocket science, and nobody is splicing physical film.  It's about 30 seconds in Adobe Premiere - select the part you want to cut out, apply the morph to the frames on either side of the cut, and it's done.  And you could probably even do it with an iPad or iPhone, given how fancy the tools have gotten.

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I would have said they made his hands larger and the folders give it away. The suggestion that he does work is always a setup.  I would have added a random catsup bottle on his desk along with some lines of Adderall, an overturned, empty bottle of Viagara, a gas mask and a photo of Putin.  You know, all the things in his head I would have laid out on the table.  

38 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

HEY HEY HEY let's keep our eye on the ball.  The real problem is the libtards who didn't offer "thoughts and prayers".

I got some thoughts and prayers.

Psalm 109 for him.

A second paragraph of the Weigel article cited earlier. 

Perdue seemed to be telling a joke -- he started his next sentence with "in all seriousness" -- but Psalm 109 has repeatedly gotten Republicans in trouble during the Obama era. Bumper stickers reading "Pray for Obama: Psalm 109:8" appeared during the first year of his presidency, and from time to time, government officials have apologized or been laid off after citing it.

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

There's still disinfectant injections and uv light suppositories.

 

Edit: Have they prescribed thoughts and prayers yet?

The Pope said no. 

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I think I see the play here.  They’re going to announce that he has died.  Then, 2 days later, they are going to announce that he has risen from the dead.

jesus-finger1.png?w=584

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

The Pope said no. 

Trump will start his own Pope. A tremendous Pope 

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