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Ya don't fucking say???

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

"essential worker working on behalf of the American people" GTFO of here with that bullshit. 

I think the emphasis was on half.  
 

 

Oh and to them 35% is half.  

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

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they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

Ain’t no party 

like a covid party 

cause a covid party 

don’t stop 

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2 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

These fucking dolts still don’t care how a virus spreads and we’re 10 months in. 
 

Understanding is for wimps.

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

O is good if you don't want to worst effects of COVID.

Trump's blood type is Ragu.

Had no idea sizzlechest was a cardiologist.  But yes, this. 

21 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Bad sex and bad cocaine. That’s the title track to my early twenties.

It’s also a hell of an album title

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s also a hell of an album title

featuring the smash hit "Why is there a dead whore in my bathtub?" 

10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

rose-garden-covid.jpg

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

We need an edited graphic with plus signs or circles over the head of everyone who got it.  Lincoln Project or Biden campaign needs to get to work.

Early on reports of gatherings, even ones outdoors where social distancing was ignored, were shown to be risky. 
 

I don’t want to wish people harm, but I cannot help but think how if you’re going to have to get dressed up, sit squashed together with people, and listen to some blah blah talks from mostly mediocre speakers, then COVID is a craptastic party favor. 

29 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Ohhhh yeah. Man I had my wife’s crossed and haven’t thought about that movie in forever.

apparently only movies from that era with significant nudity are burned into my brain. 

so, let's expand on this.  how many wives do you have and what exactly happens when they 'cross'?  Is is like Egon 'don't cross the streams'  bad or more like 4D scissoring?

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, seriously, what the actual fuck. i don't think i saw this when it was happening, but fucking christ, what were they thinking?

rose-garden-covid.jpg

they broke every fucking rule of this virus.

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden
Just take Hydroxychloroquine
There's gotta be a little rain some time
When I take you gotta give so my Presidency lives
And you die oh-why-why-why
Can't I get a pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden

17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

See, where you went wrong was not fully taking on your avatar's approach to life in your recovery to replenish your energy, C-Man.

Maybe so. But I was still rocking the Hawkeye avatar back in mid-March.

24 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Bad sex and bad cocaine. That’s the title track to my early twenties.

User name verified.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

featuring the smash hit "Why is there a dead whore in my bathtub?" 

Man.....those awesome power ballads always make me tear up.

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Checkmate, libtards.

lol.  This is a classic example of motivated reasoning.  I mean it's possible...... but unlikely.

 

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden
Just take Hydroxychloroquine
There's gotta be a little rain some time
When I take you gotta give so my Presidency lives
And you die oh-why-why-why
Can't I get a pardon
I never promised you a safe rose garden

Didn’t expect to read some Janie frickey or whoever sang that, in the potus Covid thread. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

No, you ridiculous child.  Literally no one would have said you were rude for being a Covid patient inside a hospital not spreading it to other people.

Just now, Red Five said:

He doesn't understand. He is so very very stupid. 

 

 

"RUDE Donald won't WAVE at his DEVOTED FANS!" - CNN headline, probably

5 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Your cocaine must be terrible 

Just typing up the post made me need to take a shit.

 Get Covid-19 and feel 20 years younger. There's a strong campaign slogan. 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

JFC

Also, if only those 200K plus people just didn't let it dominate their lives.  Bet their loved ones wish they thought of that.

Edited by MC Fresh Breath

I'm glad he's out. The longer he was in the hospital the fewer days he had to continue to make an ass out of himself. If he were in there for too long, the stupid people that make up "undecided voters" might forget that he's a total childish piece of shit and begin to feel sympathy for him. The sooner he's back on Twitter acting a fool and being an asshole the better IMO.

My post on page one was pretty accurate (not that it was hard to predict how this would go).

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

Painted himself into a corner with this one. If he ends up back in the hospital....

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Which of course can lead to bad sex with Kimberly Guilfoyle.  Who, by all indicators, should be fantastic in the sack.  But I'm guessing their sex is quite weird.

A snapshot just before sex with Ms. Kim:

The Last Taboo: Stephen Rea talks *The Crying Game*

if you want bad cocaine, go to the doorman at 512 on dirty and ask if Nephew is working. 

If he doesn't end up having to be re-admitted to WR, the next few months are going to be an absolute COVID disaster ...

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Don't be afraid of Covid? That piece of advice is going to get a lot of people killed. 

2 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Painted himself into a corner with this one. If he ends up back in the hospital....

He will most certainly be back in the hospital or not leave at all.  

I can't stop laughing at Trump's tweet saying he feels so good. 

Reminds me of the Human Giant/Will Arnett skit from back in the day. 

"If you do the heat wrap and then the burn cream chaser it makes you cum at the same time as the dude!"

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9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

There must be some staff at the WH that still need to catch covid. Helpful Donald is helpful 

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's not like there weren't "fans" outside the hospital for more than 48 hours prior to your victory lap, Donald.  Did the media say "RUDE!!!" at any point during that time period?

Sounds like he's taunting Covid. You just going to sit there and take that, Covid?

0% chance this ever comes back to haunt him.

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

0% chance this ever comes back to haunt him.

Was my first reaction. 

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

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14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here we go 

 

definitely his first real tweet since checking in.  oh, and Donald:

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