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these fucking idiots.  that's where this whole thing started.  one super spreader event isn't enough?

Be sure to lick the handrails you fucking morons.  

This is the kind of behavior I've come to expect from Branson, not D.C. 

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Be sure to lick the handrails you fucking morons.  

This is the kind of behavior I've come to expect from Branson, not D.C. 

Way to insult two cities at once.

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

 

I'm gonna assume the reason it's there....is no city would allow him to hold a rally unless he could prove he was clean.  .

At least I want to believe that.

55 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

There is no way that is his heart rate and blood pressure even on his best day. Who do they think they are kidding with this shit?  Kim Jong Un's doctors give more truthful reporting than that.

Its strange that Trump hasn't figured out that you can sell the huge lie better if you mix little truths in with it. 

I doubt he’s ever read Orwell. And if he has, I’m sure he related to big brother and came away with an entirely different message from the book. 

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30 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

It is refreshing to see an MD that understands the word data is plural.  That's PhD in engineering territory. 

Sure but often the word data is short for data set, which puts the sentence back into the singular again. 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sure but often the word data is short for data set, which puts the sentence back into the singular again. 

#teamplural

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The fetus was aborted a long time ago so that makes it okay. But if you're ever discussing it with a pro-lifer, make sure they remain consistent and refer to the fetus as a baby. 

As if Trump wouldn't have drained the life force from 1000s of actual newborns if it would have helped him live 15 minutes longer. He would probably even steal Barron's organs if Barron was his only match. Otherwise, homeless people with Trump's blood type need to have their heads on a swivel. 

You’d think if there someone Trump would share his new double secret covid cure, it’d be Christie.  I’d have no issue with him helping out a friend.  But that presupposes this ‘cure’ is real. 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

You’d think if there someone Trump would share his new double secret covid cure, it’d be Christie.  I’d have no issue with him helping out a friend.  But that presupposes this ‘cure’ is real. 

Trump doesn’t “help” anyone. He’s surely named his price, and negotiations are ongoing. Trump has all the leverage here as Christie gets closer to Charon’s boat. 

42 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The fetus was aborted a long time ago so that makes it okay. But if you're ever discussing it with a pro-lifer, make sure they remain consistent and refer to the fetus as a baby. 

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump doesn’t “help” anyone. He’s surely named his price, and negotiations are ongoing. Trump has all the leverage here as Christie gets closer to Charon’s boat. 

Can Charon's boat handle that?  He might need to upgrade or Christie is going to put that boat at the bottom of the Styx. 

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Right now at the office a Trumpkin secretary got real close to me and I said “hey six feet. This isn’t the White House.” 

Then I laughed.

46 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

All those people should be fine. /MNLonghorn

56 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

I hope he invites as much of his base as possible. Fuck it, he loves steering into the iceberg. I hope to see Cruz and Cornyn in attendance

1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

It is refreshing to see an MD that understands the word data is plural.  That's PhD in engineering territory. 

Data as a plural is a bit of an “I know what I’m talking about” shibboleth.

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The fetus was aborted a long time ago so that makes it okay. But if you're ever discussing it with a pro-lifer, make sure they remain consistent and refer to the fetus as a baby. 

I’ve seen antivaxers make the case that vaccination makes you morally culpable for abortion due some connection with similar fetal tissues.

3 hours ago, MrBig said:

He closed up a whole wing of the hospital so his family could have exclusive bedside access to the area without public interference. 

He is a private citizen on private insurance. If that happened, it should be investigated and the hospital admin should be investigated as well. 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

I hope he invites as much of his base as possible. Fuck it, he loves steering into the iceberg. I hope to see Cruz and Cornyn in attendance

It’s Candace Owens’ Blexit group. Her ass is pregnant. Maybe she can pal around with Katie Miller and compare notes.

10 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He is a private citizen on private insurance. If that happened, it should be investigated and the hospital admin should be investigated as well. 

It’s not like they could have fit anyone else in that wing anyway.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

 


I mean there are 34 cases (at last count) from the WH event. Odds were that a couple people were going to get really, really sick and potentially die.

 

 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And Christie would seem a prime candidate to be one  both of those people. 

 

Has anybody heard any news re: Bill Barr?  There were rumors that he had it, but I don't think we ever saw anything official.

58 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Has anybody heard any news re: Bill Barr?  There were rumors that he had it, but I don't think we ever saw anything official.

I heard he’s a cunt 

I heard he’s a cunt 

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So he thought he might die but he never had trouble breathing? 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t he know that regeneron is the company and not the drug?

Yes, but Trump is so strong...he requested his own vaginal regeneronation.  Eric, too.  

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42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t he know that regeneron is the company and not the drug?

He Celebrates their entire catalog. 

1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

He Celebrates their entire aborted fetal tissue derived catalog. 

FIFY

49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t he know that regeneron is the company and not the drug?

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He should use “Creeping Death” as the intro to his next rally. At least be accurate. I bet Metallica would let it slide. 

6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

The Jonestown massacre: a technicolour tragedy

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That's as desperate as the OU staff.

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I read that as Jonestown, PA and was like that’s appropriate 

For the people in Trump's orbit who don't wear masks or social distance.

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6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Hopefully another "night of the Johnstown flood"...

When in Johnstown people...please, by all means-try the Flavor-Aid.  And when in Jonestown people...please, by all means-try the Kool-Aid.  People who know history will understand the difference.  Since you don't, you won't.  But you'll be gone.  Thank you for service to Trump Nation and remember the "J." in Donald J. Trump stands for whichever one of Johnstown and Jonestown makes you the most thirsty.    

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37 minutes ago, Lobo said:

When in Johnstown people...please, by all means-try the Flavor-Aid.  And when in Jonestown people...please, by all means-try the Kool-Aid.  People who know history will understand the difference.  Since you don't, you won't.  But you'll be gone.  Thank you for service to Trump Nation and remember the "J." in Donald J. Trump stands for whichever one of Johnstown and Jonestown makes you the most thirsty.    

Alex Azar was born in Johnstown.

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