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It's like the mother fucking Red Wedding around here!

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I think he's going to be ok.

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19 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Did he go to Walgreens to get tested?

17 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I think he's going to be ok.

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Easily in the Top 10 of most embarrassing photos ever taken.

29 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It's like the mother fucking Red Wedding around here!

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The Universe will not be fucked with...

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

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As fat as Christie is, those pants would be pretty snug on Trump. 

 

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He's spherical. If somebody photoshopped spike proteins all over him, he would look just like the damn 'rona virus.

7 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

I think he's going to be ok.

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Nice camel toe there Christie

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Nice camel toe there Christie

When two camels happen upon each other in the Sahara, they'll often gesture towards each other's pasterns and say, "Nice Christie Toe"  

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11 hours ago, C-Man said:

Easily in the Top 10 of most embarrassing photos ever taken.

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Newsmax says he's got it. 

lol they gave him Corona and didn't even call to warn him once they knew he'd been exposed

Powerful Toad Energy

Some of these folks that are releasing results, I'm considering may or may not have had the results in, but are holding on to them as long as possible until the hand is forced. It's pretty much out now, but for a while, it enabled the stories to get all lined up and everything organized.

All that election year cock sucking catches up to Burger King 

28 minutes ago, NAVY said:

All that election year cock sucking catches up to Burger King 

Not 100% clear what this means but I laughed anyway.

I'd just like to point out that I called Christie the moment POTUS' diagnosis became public.

Because, morbidly obese + stupid.  (Not me, Christie.)

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd just like to point out that I called Christie the moment POTUS' diagnosis became public.

Because, morbidly obese + stupid.  (Not me, Christie.)

I bet you did call him and his contact name in your phone is "Gay Sex Partner".

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Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

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Covid-   I have cursed your name for months, but I’m starting to warm up to you.

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(Couldn't post the link to the original tweet from the GOAT @kenklippenstein)

 

 

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

Asthma you say?

11 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

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He's spherical. If somebody photoshopped spike proteins all over him, he would look just like the damn 'rona virus.

 

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sucks to your assmar, piggy.

I say that about three times a month to someone. 

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44 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

Wait until they run labs on him and find out that his blood type is "Ragu". 

 

 

 

Sucks to your assmar, piggy.

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Don’t care, have closed beach.

Sir, you put your phone number where the form asked for your weight.  Oh, I see.  Holy ... I mean, that's, uh, fine. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sucks to your assmar, piggy.

At least Piggy was likable. Christie is just a fungus.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

LOL I just saw that tweet.

 

Everyone when Christie mentioned he is concerned because of his asthma.

 

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LOL I just saw that tweet.
 
Everyone when Christie mentioned he is concerned because of his asthma.
 
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Maybe he meant “ass, ma”?
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

Sir, this is an Arby’s 

14 hours ago, Chooky said:

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I'm thinking that's not a salad Christie is holding and the guy behind him is the catcher in this scenario.  

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

They said once you pop, the fun don't stop.  Well, the day the fun is about to stop is nearly upon us. Rest In Pringles Big Fella.

 

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He has asthma and this is how he reacted?

6 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

I'm thinking that's not a salad Christie is holding and the guy behind him is the catcher in this scenario.  

It's for his wife...  she's pregnant. 

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

JudgeSmails/ "I'll give you asthma!"  

 

One more reason to hate COVID.  Apparently being a complete piece of shit is a great weapon against it.

So this fat fuck who has several comorbidities an no reason for even breathing air on the planet let alone not being some kind of essential person got experimental VIP drugs for Covid that are not available to you and me. 
 

 

Hopefully they slipped in a little bit of Eli Manning dumb face in him also. 

31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

So this fat fuck who has several comorbidities an no reason for even breathing air on the planet let alone not being some kind of essential person got experimental VIP drugs for Covid that are not available to you and me. 
 

 

This shit makes me rage(special access to drugs).  Fat fuck should be dead.

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