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Did Bijan reinjure himself on that 90 yard kick return that was negated for some reason that was never shown or addressed by the broadcast crew?

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Just now, Dark Horse said:

And we Turtle

Just wait until the third quarter. 

So 27-14 after TCU gets the ball to start the second half 

I don't blame them honestly. Sam had a chance and threw the pick, just take it in and fucking adjust.

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Just kneel the god damn ball tom

Don't understand why we run it if we're not looking to score? Why risk an injury to another rb?  

Pussy team by a pussy coach.   Obviously our defense sucks shit. So just onsides kick to start the game so the defense isn’t in the field so long 

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I’m shocked a flag wasn’t thrown   Lol

official knew they were getting 3 at least.  now TCU/Patterson will lobby for a make up.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Are you serious? At home down, and giving up?

That's worse than Charlie Strong punting while down by 3 scores

If you are going to do that, just take a fucking knee you morons. Cannot wait for the utterly worthless halftime adjustments that Herman is always known for.

The 2-11 stat for Herman when trailing doesn't even tell the story of just how shitty a 3rd quarter team Texas is.

 

Do I hear boos coming from my tv?

They’re pumping them in.

So the stadium has instituted the brilliant policy of no smoking anywhere in the stadium coupled with no re entry upon leaving.

What kind of commie horseshit is that?

So was getting my third coffee and rum. Into the house comes running a Rock Squirrel chased by my friends dog. Better agility than the Texas team for sure, but now I guess I have a new pet. 

Oh, and fuck this game. 

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Just kneel the god damn ball tom

Seriously. What was the point of running those two plays?

55 seconds was plenty of time Tom. I know it has been a rough half but in the 21st century you don't waste an opportunity like that.

Surprised we didn’t get flagged on that

I’m surprised we don’t get flagged on every positive play
6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

don't be an idiot

Anyone who thought he was a real Heisman candidate has their head in the sand.  Way overrated 

A 2 hour and 7 minute first half?

Ridiculous. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Did Bijan reinjure himself on that 90 yard kick return that was negated for some reason that was never shown or addressed by the broadcast crew?

Was it he or the other #5, Jamison?

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

I don't blame them honestly. Sam had a chance and threw the pick, just take it in and fucking adjust.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHGAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAGAHHAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA 

 

Yeah Herman is definitely known for his half time adjustments and not coming out and doing the same shit over and over and over. 

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

If you are going to do that, just take a fucking knee you morons. Cannot wait for the utterly worthless halftime adjustments that Herman is always known for.

The 2-11 stat for Herman when trailing doesn't even tell the story of just how shitty a 3rd quarter team Texas is.

 

and can't adjust for shit

Fucking Christ -- let's recap that ending.

1. We've allowed 20 points and there's no reason to think they can't get 20 more.

2. We've got 14.

3. We've got a Heisman candidate dual threat QB.

4. We've got 55 seconds.

5. We don't even try to go get some god damned points??

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

If you are going to do that, just take a fucking knee you morons. Cannot wait for the utterly worthless halftime adjustments that Herman is always known for.

The 2-11 stat for Herman when trailing doesn't even tell the story of just how shitty a 3rd quarter team Texas is.

 

yep Patterson gonna pants Herman in the 2nd half on D.  our D will put up a fight I think.  30-20 final.

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

Let’s see, our Oline sucks, our dline sucks, our linebackers suck and our receivers drop balls.

Our D-Line is hitting Duggan every other play lol he's just getting rid of the ball and half the time the receivers come down with it. Blame our shit secondary 

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

has to try and get points.  Why are we conceding this?

Don't want to risk getting flagged and letting them score again. The only way to win against the refs is to not play.

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