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trust me, we’ll take care of business in the 2nd half.  we are the 9th best team in the whole country.  

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Defense actually doesn’t look terrible.  
 

Offense on the other hand is an abortion.  Terrible run blocking, no pass protect, WRs just doing whatever they want to do.  They look lost.  
 

Gary owns Tom.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

55 seconds was plenty of time Tom. I know it has been a rough half but in the 21st century you don't waste an opportunity like that.

Ehlinger has become automatic in 2 minute scenarios. How do you not push the ball downfield there. I was shocked at Sam’s pick but I doubt he’d make that mistake twice.

Our D-Line is hitting Duggan every other play lol he's just getting rid of the ball and half the time the receivers come down with it. Blame our shit secondary 

Caden Sterns needs to sit down. No way he’s the best we have at his position.

Sam looks like shit. Play calling looks like shit. Our coaches are scared as shit and getting laughed at.  I swear the QB from Mater Dei asked to scrimmage Texas defense. We need to accept the fact that in a covid year where everyone gets a bowl game. Texas may not get a bowl game lol 

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

55 seconds was plenty of time Tom. I know it has been a rough half but in the 21st century you don't waste an opportunity like that.

This here. Don't be such a pussy, Tom. If we lose a close one here, he's gonna have to answer hard questions about that shit.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This game is uglier than Derka’s prom date. Jesus.

Hot dog and a hand job, nothing wrong with that

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Anyone who thought he was a real Heisman candidate has their head in the sand.  Way overrated 

any dumbfuck ragging on Sam because of Moore not running his route across the dback's face should never watch football again

The refs have negated more yardage than we have right now.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Fucking Christ -- let's recap that ending.

1. We've allowed 20 points and there's no reason to think they can't get 20 more.

2. We've got 14.

3. We've got a Heisman candidate dual threat QB.

4. We've got 55 seconds.

5. We don't even try to go get some god damned points??

especially when we kick to them starting the second half.

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It's amazing people keep ranking Texas as high as they do, year after year of this. You think they'd make the team prove it for once.

media does their part, Texas just doesn't deliver. 

Why didn’t we just take a knee there at the end if we were just gonna do that with our last possession.

i swear Herman knows Urban is waiting in the wings. Jmo. (And I hope). I wanted PJ Fleck not UConn Tom. 

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All sweat's TCU is the new late 90's KSU for the Horns. It felt like TCU had the ball the entire half. Here is hoping for the tide to turn.

2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Our D-Line is hitting Duggan every other play lol he's just getting rid of the ball and half the time the receivers come down with it. Blame our shit secondary 

Duggan is getting it out sometimes while getting hit.  The hit accumulation may slow him in the second half after his adrenalin drops at halftime.  He's getting hit a bunch--and not just shoves either.  Our secondary is lost.

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Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It's amazing people keep ranking Texas as high as they do, year after year of this. You think they'd make the team prove it for once.

This. Keep them out of the fucking Top 10. Hell top 15.These idiots get full of themselves 

3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Was it he or the other #5, Jamison?

Bijan hasn’t played today. The announcers called Jamison Bijan about 84 times in one minute. Forget that Jamison is a much darker skin tone & different body type.

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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


Caden Sterns needs to sit down. No way he’s the best we have at his position.

Overrated as fuck. Regressed like I’ve ever seen anyone regress 

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

Defense actually doesn’t look terrible.  
 

Offense on the other hand is an abortion.  Terrible run blocking, no pass protect, WRs just doing whatever they want to do.  They look lost.  
 

Gary owns Tom.

TCU got bailed out twice on O.  Patterson and Cumbie are way better at adjusting though.  

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


Caden Sterns needs to sit down. No way he’s the best we have at his position.

You know, this is my thought about every starter on defense. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ehlinger has become automatic in 2 minute scenarios. How do you not push the ball downfield there. I was shocked at Sam’s pick but I doubt he’d make that mistake twice.

what the fuck mistake did Sam make? Moore broke off his route after Sam threw the ball.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Overrated as fuck. Regressed like I’ve ever seen anyone regress 

Like all the 5- star DB’s 

2 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHGAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAGAHHAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA 

 

Yeah Herman is definitely known for his half time adjustments and not coming out and doing the same shit over and over and over. 

You seem to be under the impression that this team wouldn't have found a way to fuck it up either way.

1 minute ago, Assman said:

Defense actually doesn’t look terrible.  
 

Offense on the other hand is an abortion.  Terrible run blocking, no pass protect, WRs just doing whatever they want to do.  They look lost.  
 

Gary owns Tom.

They didn't look great. Gave up 258 yards and 15 first downs. They looked a little better at the end of the half, but they're going to need to hold TCU to minimal points and generate a turnover or two if Texas wants a chance at this game.

Offense was abysmal.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Duggan is getting it out sometimes while getting hit.  The hit accumulation may slow him in the second half after his adrenalin drops at halftime.  He's getting hit a bunch--and not just shoves either.  Our secondary is lost.

He’s getting up slower & slower after all those hits. He won’t last long in the 2nd half.

If we can hold TCU to 14 points in the 3rd qtr of doom we may have a shot. But with Beck/Watson love child calling the game I don’t know if we can score 14 the remainder of the game 

This was a top 5 bottom half of football I have ever watched.

I should have seen it coming when it took 3 kickoffs to get the game started.  

Herman is about to go down 3-1 to Fatterson if he loses this.  Then it becomes obvious who is getting out coached 75% of the time against a team with less than 25% of the talent.  

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

any dumbfuck ragging on Sam because of Moore not running his route across the dback's face should never watch football again

Yes because take that play away he’s done great 🙄

Good news folks. We have Baylor, OU, WVU, KSU and Ok State left. Going to be a long year 

Sam is also hurt, you can see he doesn’t have the same zip on the ball

Two games into this conference and I can't see how this Texas team goes undefeated in conference play.  They probably drop at least 2 unless they have a coming to Jeebus moment.  

I remember sterns being all world superstar when he was a freshman. wtf happened?

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Good news folks. We have Baylor, OU, WVU, KSU and Ok State left. Going to be a long year 

Good news is, Baylor and WVa tied at 7 in the 3rd, so maybe their offenses shoot themselves in the dick as much as we do?

Does Tom get a pass due to COVID? I think if he wins 5 games or more he's safe. Less than that is a toss up.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So the stadium has instituted the brilliant policy of no smoking anywhere in the stadium coupled with no re entry upon leaving.

What kind of commie horseshit is that?

Suck my dick TCU 

 

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

Two games into this conference and I can't see how this Texas team goes undefeated in conference play.  They probably drop at least 2 unless they have a coming to Jeebus moment.  

They are dropping TCU Baylor OU and OK state. 

our coaches like their paychecks and the players like their scholarships and being BMOC.  winning is secondary.  CDC is going to have a shot to make his mark but we will have to go through another year of this.

We can barely scrape by tech and going into the half down against tcu, that doesn’t bode well for a 9am game next week

Just now, horn.g20 said:

I remember sterns being all world superstar when he was a freshman. wtf happened?

pussified culture and he's made of glass

Riley is gonna gape that Herman ass next week if he doesn’t some miraculous adjustments 

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Good news folks. We have Baylor, OU, WVU, KSU and Ok State left. Going to be a long year 

We're going to win this game.  We just have to realize that most of our wins are going to be close.

 

Fuck; blow someone with a pulse out....

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