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  • Luka Skywalker
    Luka Skywalker

    Looks like our team was to busy being fake social justice warriors this summer. Maybe learn coverage or how to tackle instead of bitching “The Eyes of Texas is racist!!!”

  • Luka Skywalker
    Luka Skywalker

    Juwan Mitchell has dumbface. Looks like a Neanderthal.

  • Colonel Sanders
    Colonel Sanders

    I DVR'd the debate.   Think I'll switch to that.

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Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

This team is mentally weak. They get down and start feeling sorry for themselves, 

uhhmmmmm, just like the Texas Tech game????

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

she has to deal with Skip Bayless 5 days a week.

JFC. Is she LTC?

Just obviously holding every play because they only call it one of 10 times

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Great adjustments Ash, you fucking fuck. 

I'm pretty sure Patterson is the one who made the "adjustment". Seeing that they ran the same fucking play twice right up the gut. 

Well he has held the last 3 plays. Nice you called it finally

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Relax, have some orange slices.

And cookies. I wonder how Michelle's cookies taste?

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Duggan is limping.

Does it matter? Just hand it off. I could run for 100 on our defense. 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Gashing our defense like we're a high school 2A team 

A 2A high school team would laugh at us. 

Has it been about an hour of real time since we had a first down? 

9 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I know these aren't regular college refs but where did they come from?  Are they high school refs?  They are really bad at their jobs. Can't see how they call high school football much better. 

They are college officials, but this isn't Van Vark's original crew due to COVID. 

I'm wondering if some of these aren't regular Big 12 officials in some of the non-white hat positions though because we've been told that's how we will ref NCAA basketball this season.  Basically, if another conference needs a person and you are available and COVID free, you're going if you get the call regardless if you work in that conference or not. 

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

What kind of defense are we running?

The escort defense.

ha.  Patterson thinks a FG wins this.  

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?

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Did she grow up on horseback?

by the way that hold on Ossai happens nearly every play on him.  

Just now, dcar00 said:

ha.  Patterson thinks a FG wins this.  

Is he wrong?  Have you seen our offense today?  

Fatsa playing for 3, and Mensa will still lose the game

This is why you don’t turtle like a little bitch Tom. Now it’s a 2 possession game and our WRs been ass all day

Just now, dcar00 said:

ha.  Patterson thinks a FG wins this.  

It likely will when we come out and go 3 and out lol. 

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1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

If the first Q had the Rona, this Q looks to have the aids

WTF you shooting for, Legionnaires?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They are college officials, but this isn't Van Vark's original crew due to COVID. 

I'm wondering if some of these aren't regular Big 12 officials in some of the non-white hat positions though because we've been told that's how we will ref NCAA basketball this season.  Basically, if another conference needs a person and you are available and COVID free, you're going if you get the call regardless if you work in that conference or not. 

have you seen these calls? they gotta be Big 12 refs,

Predict this series.  1st down run for 1 yard into the right side. 
 

2nd down sack or no gain

3rd down short pass 

 

punt 

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

How do you know that's water? @ztejas could have vodka in that bottle. 

I don't but I'm drunk so I'm talking shit.  

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It likely will when we come out and go 3 and out lol. 

thats what I meant.  He doesn't think we can score.  

Just now, hookem48 said:

have you seen these calls? they gotta be Big 12 refs,

No way they're Big 12. They've called holding on a Texas opponent twice in this game. 

I don't understand how this much talent with coaches who have won a fucking national championship can look this horrifically bad against this poor of an opponent. TCU has very little talent. They don't have a Vasher like Tech or even a Bowman level QB. We have the most experienced and supposedly one of the best QBs and can't do dick against a weak defense on our own grass. 

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2 minutes ago, SDG said:

Is he wrong?  Have you seen our offense today?  

Before or after Ref interference?

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