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This team is woefully under-coached.  It’s sad.  All phases.  And head coaching is a joke.  

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    Looks like our team was to busy being fake social justice warriors this summer. Maybe learn coverage or how to tackle instead of bitching “The Eyes of Texas is racist!!!”

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    Juwan Mitchell has dumbface. Looks like a Neanderthal.

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    Colonel Sanders

    I DVR'd the debate.   Think I'll switch to that.

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1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

I think you guys are missing stork's point. What he's saying is that 10 and a half years of sloppy play, mental mistakes, lack of offensive aggression with a lead, stupid penalties, and showing up to games mentally unprepared can be attributed to the BLM thing that happened four months ago.
I don't see how any reasonable fan can disagree imo

fify.,,,

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

did people really think a herman lead team could go undefeated?

I wanted to believe it, after sitting through years of bullshit. But another disappointment of a head coach. 

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Did you have too much White Claw?  Please stay off the roads.  

No, i don't drink. I just watched my team lose because some fucking idiot fumbled at the goal line. And now you're telling me he fumbled because he was just so focused on being a SJW that he forgot how to hold onto a fucking football.

 

I'm not sure which of you is dumber.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

did people really think a herman lead team could go undefeated?

There were people that thought we would sleep walk to a big 12 title game against OU. They might still believe it, actually.

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

There were people that thought we would sleep walk to a big 12 title game against OU. They might still believe it, actually.

I was one of those people. I am also stupid though.

Anyone notice how aggressive TCU was through 4 quarters?

Or how their receivers fought for and caught the ball?

Or how they didn't miss as many tackles?

 

Just sayin': coaching matters.

6 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

No, i don't drink. I just watched my team lose because some fucking idiot fumbled at the goal line. And now you're telling me he fumbled because he was just so focused on being a SJW that he forgot how to hold onto a fucking football.

 

I'm not sure which of you is dumber.

Go take your midol and pipe down pam. Go bake some cookies.

No, I'm negging stupid posts. If you don't like it then stop being stupid. 

You stupid chucklefucks don't even realize that you're giving Herman an excuse he doesn't deserve. 

And stop crying about being negged.

6 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Anyone notice how aggressive TCU was through 4 quarters?

Or how their receivers fought for and caught the ball?

Or how they didn't miss as many tackles?

 

Just sayin': coaching matters.

Stark difference in the 2. Patterson was getting after his players all day after they fucked something up. And he was in the refs ear all game long too. Tom was/is much more passive. That makes a difference.

12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Go take your midol and pipe down pam. Go bake some cookies.

 

8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol looks like huckleberry is pissed anyone is talking to his girlfriend Pam. 

These would have been devastating if this was middle school.

25 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

No, i don't drink. I just watched my team lose because some fucking idiot fumbled at the goal line. And now you're telling me he fumbled because he was just so focused on being a SJW that he forgot how to hold onto a fucking football.

 

I'm not sure which of you is dumber.

You don’t read very well do you.  I never said one causes the other but people see what they want to see I guess.  Does it make you feel smarter when you call other people dumb?  If so... good for you.  

I miss Mack 

You mean the coach of an undefeated top 20 soon to be top 10 team? That guy could never be successful here.
20 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, I'm negging stupid posts. If you don't like it then stop being stupid. 

You stupid chucklefucks don't even realize that you're giving Herman an excuse he doesn't deserve. 

And stop crying about being negged.

I’ve been blasting Herman non stop. I’m posting to Pam because I’m a surly asshole to women posting about sports. I’m joking around poster police. 

37 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I'm not sure which of you is dumber.

We're all dumber for continuing to follow this team. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

We're all dumber for continuing to follow this team. 

I’ve never thought of myself as having sadomasochist tendencies but at this point I starting to wonder.  The stress this team causes is off the chart.  When Smith dropped that pass I screamed so loud that my wife and son thought someone had just died.  Fuck.  I’m getting stressed out just thinking about all the missed easy opportunities.  

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

I’ve never thought of myself as having sadomasochist tendencies but at this point I starting to wonder.  The stress this team causes is off the chart.  When Smith dropped that pass I screamed so loud that my wife and son thought someone had just died.  Fuck.  I’m getting stressed out just thinking about all the missed easy opportunities.  

It's time to find a relaxing hobby to fill our Saturdays. 

If this team played fundamentally sound, disciplined football everything would be ok.

Why is it so fucking hard for this program to do that?

Couldn’t do it in Mack’s last 4 years, Charlie’s 3 years or Herm’s 4.

Seems like a systemic problem.

I don’t know who to blame but this sucks.

They ran 20 more plays than us on offense. 80 to 60. Somehow we still had a ton of penalties on offense

Her date was definitely not too beaucoup. They got in a fight at half time and she cried most of the second half. I should have known that Herman and her were cosmically connected and he was crying too. Fuck Herman. Fuck hipster boyfriends. Fuck ou. Fuck everything.

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46 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's time to find a relaxing hobby to fill our Saturdays. 

It could involve alligator clips and a 12V battery and be more enjoyable than this shit. 

It's time to find a relaxing hobby to fill our Saturdays. 

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1 hour ago, Topper13 said:

 

Take the loss pussy

29 minutes ago, Whatever said:

If this team played fundamentally sound, disciplined football everything would be ok.

Why is it so fucking hard for this program to do that?

Couldn’t do it in Mack’s last 4 years, Charlie’s 3 years or Herm’s 4.

Seems like a systemic problem.

I don’t know who to blame but this sucks.

we can't do it because Charlie Stong is an idiot and Herman is a pussy, for all his talk.  family fridays??  can we cut the stupid shit and start playing football?

4 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Mack was a pussy and so is Herman. 

Put them in the same sentence when Tom has a run of 10 win seasons and a NC.

3 hours ago, tx ind said:

Take the loss pussy

I hate that motherfucker so much now. There wasn’t an ounce of contrition, anger or disappointment in that presser. He doesn’t fucking get it. Everyone on this board cares more about winning and losing more than he does. He just doesn’t sound like a man who cares that they just lost to a really shitty team. If I got the impression he cared half as much as I did about the loss I could cut him some slack. He obviously doesn’t. 
 

Maybe he should do something more productive with his “family Friday’s” like doing a walk through or something. Obviously stickball and trash can basketball aren’t getting it done.

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Her date was definitely not too beaucoup. They got in a fight at half time and she cried most of the second half. I should have known that Herman and her were cosmically connected and he was crying too. Fuck Herman. Fuck hipster boyfriends. Fuck ou. Fuck everything.

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LOL @ at the pint of Bacardi

1 hour ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Put them in the same sentence when Tom has a run of 10 win seasons and a NC.

Actually 2 NC games, and one game away from 1 more. (2008)

I picked the wrong week to stop mainlining Drano


Even blowU getting punked by the Clones and aggy getting pantsed by Bama doesnt ease the pain of this one, I live in FW

8 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I hate that motherfucker so much now. There wasn’t an ounce of contrition, anger or disappointment in that presser. He doesn’t fucking get it. Everyone on this board cares more about winning and losing more than he does. He just doesn’t sound like a man who cares that they just lost to a really shitty team. If I got the impression he cared half as much as I did about the loss I could cut him some slack. He obviously doesn’t. 
 

Maybe he should do something more productive with his “family Friday’s” like doing a walk through or something. Obviously stickball and trash can basketball aren’t getting it done.

You're kind of neglecting that we are a really shitty team too. I mean one of us shitty teams has to lose, right?

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

Stark difference in the 2. Patterson was getting after his players all day after they fucked something up. And he was in the refs ear all game long too. Tom was/is much more passive. That makes a difference.

Tom probably can’t do that. This group would simply quit, see half time week one. 
 

Why do people think Sterns is a good safety?  Crazy overrated 

"It's time to find a relaxing hobby to fill our Saturdays. "

Taking more time to watch Nude Luge Mixed Doubles", for  sure now.
12 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

LOL @ at the empty pint of Bacardi

FIFY.  Probably empty before halftime, hence the argument and tears.

Tom probably can’t do that. This group would simply quit, see half time week one. 
 
Why do people think Sterns is a good safety?  Crazy overrated 
He made some spectacular plays as a true Freshman (along with his share of boneheaded ones) but I sadly have to agree, he hasnt been the same ever since his big injury...and not sure he wasnt a little overrated coming out of HS.
16 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Her date was definitely not too beaucoup. They got in a fight at half time and she cried most of the second half. I should have known that Herman and her were cosmically connected and he was crying too. Fuck Herman. Fuck hipster boyfriends. Fuck ou. Fuck everything.

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Valient effort to save this thread, but unfortunately I don't think it's possible unless she's texting her wealthy parents to pay THs buyout 

14 hours ago, Poolflood said:

Go

Fuck

Yourself 

 

This video needs to be run in the longhorn locker room before and after every fkn practice and every fkn game

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Just looked at the stats: Roschon Johnson averaged 12.6 fucking yards per carry, but was only handed the ball five times. What in the ever loving fuck does TH look at during the week? It was blatantly obvious TCU was weak against the run. Fucking idiot.

33 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Just looked at the stats: Roschon Johnson averaged 12.6 fucking yards per carry, but was only handed the ball five times. What in the ever loving fuck does TH look at during the week? It was blatantly obvious TCU was weak against the run. Fucking idiot.

So you mean when we get 1st & goal because of the running game, maybe we should run it once or twice once we're there?

20 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Just looked at the stats: Roschon Johnson averaged 12.6 fucking yards per carry, but was only handed the ball five times. What in the ever loving fuck does TH look at during the week? It was blatantly obvious TCU was weak against the run. Fucking idiot.

infuriating.

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Short version of entire tcu game...

 

I like how the cover shot of the video is the uncalled DPI against Eagles. Very appropriate.

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