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Just now, Smax said:

 

Its interesting to me how those of you in this camp, completely ignore the calls we get away with

Literally EVERYONE in the SEC complains about the refs giving games to Bama every year, and our game against Bama with SEC refs in Tuscaloosa was the best as far as penalties go for our “mentally” weak team.

Your take is dumb and you should feel bad for it.

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Just now, Smax said:

 

 

have we had a game where our opponent had zero penelties?

You’re fucking retarded.

lol the battered wife whoa is me syndrome is strong on here tonight 

You probably think Kevin Mar is an upstanding citizen.  Hell, you'd probably let Yormark take your daughter on a date, too.  Stats show how bad it is, but don't take the actual numbers into consideration.

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

You’re fucking retarded.

and your wife is the neighborhood whore

2 minutes ago, Smax said:

lol the battered wife whoa is me syndrome is strong on here tonight 

The numbers in Big 12 completely disagree with you since our announcement was made. So kindly fuck off.

Just now, PvilleStang said:

You probably think Kevin Mar is an upstanding citizen.  Hell, you'd probably let Yormark take your daughter on a date, too.  Stats show how bad it is, but don't take the actual numbers into consideration.

 

no idea who either of them are

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

The numbers in Big 12 completely disagree with you since our announcement was made. So kindly fuck off.

 uh huh 

20 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

That flag on Whittington was bs too. He stopped. Might've been a split second, but he stopped. And that never gets called. 

That one looks fucking horrible. He stopped, however short it might have been. And that almost never gets called. Really incredible stuff. 

1 minute ago, Smax said:

and your wife is the neighborhood whore

And she still wouldn’t fuck your dumb ass.

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Just now, Fondren & Main said:

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mistake free game = zero penalties its not rocket surgery

 

You guys need to lay off the sauce 

1 minute ago, Smax said:

 

 

have we had a game where our opponent had zero penelties?

Multiple last year. Oklahoma state had zero in our 2022 game in Stillwater. 

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

She still wouldn’t fuck your dumb ass.

 

not biggie Ive fucked hotter 

1 minute ago, Smax said:

 

not biggie Ive fucked hotter 

No you haven’t. You’re twelve.

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Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

No you haven’t.

 

100% and I dont even need to know what your whore looks like 

 

Have we mentioned that Mitchell was clearly being interfered with on the called back TD? 

6 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

have we had a game where our opponent had zero penelties?

Is this a serious question?

No hold on 3rd against sweat. Must be mistake free coaching to wrap your arm around the guys neck @Smax
 

Someone explain to me how that’s not a hold on sweat.

They missed their chance to throw a flag for holding that they knew we'd decline. 

Whoops another "missed" holding right in front of the ref. 

 

Meanwhile watching Florida vs. Mizzu and it's such a better product with competent officiating. Reviews take like 20 seconds and only happens on genuinely tough plays to get the call right. 

They just call what they see. Easy. Simple. Normal football. 

This clown conference is going to rot into complete irrelevance when we leave thank God. 

8 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

mistake free game = zero penalties its not rocket surgery

 

You guys need to lay off the sauce 

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10 minutes ago, Smax said:

and your wife is the neighborhood whore

Pretty rich considering your ref cuck bullshit. Might go check to see if your wife is getting railed by an actual zebra, wouldn’t want to miss that. 

9 minutes ago, sidis said:

Multiple last year. Oklahoma state had zero in our 2022 game in Stillwater. 

IIRC, TX played something like 7 straight qtrs against OU w/o a penalty.  Was 2-3 yrs ago.

10 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

no idea who either of them are

Maybe pay attention

Yormack is the big12 commissioner talking shit about Texas publicly over and over. 

Mar is the fat retard ref that screws us every time he calls our game. 

Alvarez is the other fixer will probably officiate our last game against tech and will try to fuck us by any means necessary

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

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Absolutely but its legal where I live 

2 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Someone explain to me how that’s not a hold on sweat.

Someone that knows the rules better than me can chime in. But if it’s like the NFL, if a defender uses a rip move, I don’t think it’s technically a hold. 

Just now, Zeus said:

Maybe pay attention

Yormack is the big12 commissioner talking shit about Texas publicly over and over. 

Mar is the fat retard ref that screws us every time he calls our game. 

Alvarez is the other fixer will probably officiate our last game against tech and will try to fuck us by any means necessary

 

 

ya never heard of either of them 

Majors had a pretty big hold there (worthy crosser). Don’t care. Fuck big 12 refs

Mitchell just marked 2 yards short. That was a first

Just now, bigcigar said:

Mitchell just marked 2 yards short. That was a first

That was fucking ridiculous. Luckily we made them pay.

Refs tried to fuck us on that laughably short spot, but jokes on them - we used the 3rd and short against ISU's aggression.

Hey smax, go watch where the ref marks the ball on the Mitchell catch on that second down. He had the first down easy and the ref marked it a yard and a half behind where he was. 

Just now, sidis said:

Hey smax, go watch where the ref marks the ball on the Mitchell catch on that second down. He had the first down easy and the ref marked it a yard and a half behind where he was. 

He’s mentally I’ll. He won’t comprehend what you’re saying.

20 minutes ago, Smax said:

and your wife is the neighborhood whore

My wife is a doctor of neighborhood!

8 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Pretty rich considering your ref cuck bullshit. Might go check to see if your wife is getting railed by an actual zebra, wouldn’t want to miss that. 

I left my wife 5 years ago. she can fuck whoever she wants IDGAF 🤣

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Holy shit. That spot????

That one will be sent to conference with strongly worded request. Was ridiculous where it was spotted.

6 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

ya never heard of either of them 

You need to stop weighing in on this thread if you don’t know who these people are because you’re wildly out of your element Donny. 

and you asked for an opponent that had zero penalties against us and I provided one and you never responded. 

8 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Someone that knows the rules better than me can chime in. But if it’s like the NFL, if a defender uses a rip move, I don’t think it’s technically a hold. 

They call that in every league and The NFL. If the defender gets by the OL and they hold it's a hold. Every time. 

8 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

ya never heard of either of them 

Well now you have, if your brain function left. 

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

He’s mentally I’ll. He won’t comprehend what you’re saying.

Right.... Im mentally ill, not the group of people who post yearly on a football forum for the past 20 years on how the big 12 refs are out to get them 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

She was doing that before yall split anyway 

maybe but so was I so who cares

3 minutes ago, Smax said:

I left my wife 5 years ago. she can fuck whoever she wants IDGAF 🤣

Can't imagine why she left.....

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