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55 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Why the fuck do I need to focus on my fandom of a team that lets me down continually and is marginally better than when under Charlie Strong despite better talent?  Fire Herman, and fuck you. 

Such a Rex things for you to say. 
you don’t need to focus on anything you don’t want to.

Beat OU

Who's style is better? The Lincoln scream and freak out on the refs or the Herman bend over and let the refs raw dog you?

Either way, gonna be a shit show.

46 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This game is going to get worse ratings than a call of duty tournament on YouTube . 

Probably guys playing Bama vs. Clemson on NCAA 14 on the PS3 with current rosters would get more eyeballs.

Doesn’t matter. Beat 1-2 OU

For the love of god. With our senior heisman trophy candidate qb and the few returning starters they have, please, please beat OU.

Fuck it, if I find a single, I'm going to the Cotton Bowl.  1-3 Oklahoma has a nice ring to it, and aside from B12 officiating fuckery, Texas is set up just fine to embarrass OU.

Edited by Gravy Train

BEAT OU, because a 1-3 Oklahoma gets to travel the following week to...

 

...Fort Worth.

The only OU game I remember that I didn't want to watch because I thought we had zero chance of winning was 2015.  I even talked to Mrs. Laga4 about doing something else that day and not watching.  I'm feeling the same way this year.   But,  we suited up and watched in amazement as we beat their ass.

You never know. 

In 2020 it's a fact: We know that a solid, disciplined, intelligent team can beat OU.  

Right now they have one more conference loss than us. Woo hoo!!!!!

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

This is so fucking stupid but I think we'll win next weekend. Why not? Everything is fucking stupid. 

I do, too.  ou is god awful and we have the best player on the field.  And we can all rip Herman for a lot of reasons, but he's willing to take chances, and that usually matters in this game.

Texas 41

ou sucks 31

Winner gets to go to the Alamo Bowl!

I saw the first Transformers movie when I was in college. It was what I expected. Meh. A fun diversion, cool effects, Megan Fox. Would maybe watch a few scenes again if on an airplane or in the break room at work.

 

Then came Transformers 2, Transformers 3, 4; even 5. And you know what? Ive seen em all. I had to, given that ive seen the first and figured that though they might not be as good, they might still turn my mind off for an hour or two. My brother and I call these types of movies “force watches.” Ie - saw First Blood and Rambo 2, might as well see Rambo 3 even though it will likely suck.

 

Thats what this season is now. This program is now. One big “force watch.” 2009 was Transformers...most of the last 10 seasons have basically been over before they have started. Might as well keep watching, for some reason. I already go to all tbe home games/OU games every year. Already own all the shirts, the gear, have read the books, etc. Guess ill meander over to the Cotton Bowl and watch what is likely to be 65-13 or some shit. 
 

what else am I going to do? 

I would love nothing more than to watch this storied rivalry between a 1-2 and 2-1 team at 11am with 25% fan capacity at a cancelled state fair venue during a global pandemic, but I have a thing that day so unfortunately I can't make it.

Edited by perfectchaos007

Can 2020 possibly get any worse? BlowU sucks harder than ever this year and we probably wont even be able to take advantage of it.

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Let's party like its 1997 

I was a student that year.  My old ass probably wouldn’t survive the weekend if I tried that now!

Look, I'm not saying that anything is going to happen, or that this matters, or that it will somehow affect the rest of the season.... 

BUT...

The last time an unranked OU played in this game Texas won the national title.

We’re gonna beat ou by like 10 then lose to Iowa state and okie lite and k state. Baylor, West Virginia and Kansas are toss ups. So yeah we’ll end up 5-6 probably. Is 5-6 with a win over ou but losses to tcu, Baylor, Iowa state and Kansas state enough to get rid of this cougar high clown?

Difference is OU will take game seriously and Tom “winning is hard” Herman won’t. 
 

 

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I’ve sobered up and slept on it and I have this to say

Beat Ou. 

17 hours ago, Gravy Train said:

BEAT OU, because a 1-3 Oklahoma gets to travel the following week to...

 

...Fort Worth.

I'll be at Amon Carter-but will miss Dallas for the first time in 15 years.  As the game draws closer, my withdrawal may become so intense I have to be straightjacketed and given 100cc of demerol to keep me from driving over to Fair Park in search of a ticket.  On the other hand, this might be the one year where the $100 handshake at the correct gate could be rewarded with no fear of sitting in someone else's seat because there will be plenty of open choices. Beat OU.

On 10/3/2020 at 4:01 PM, taybo20 said:

I have to admire the incessant posting of wulaw here

I equally admire 2300 Nueces's incessant negging of his posts.

19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

In 2020 it's a fact: We know that a solid, disciplined, intelligent team can beat OU.  

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1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

I equally admire 2300 Nueces's incessant negging of his posts.

That was impressive wasn’t it. He made a poor life decision. Anyone has made a poor life decision when they can’t focus- for 7 days on the main thing which is

Beat OU

On 10/3/2020 at 4:54 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

Don’t worry about 3 weeks from now. Not the end of the year. Beat OU...

[Fuck anything that has happened so far. Beat OU. 
put the second or third loss of the year on them. 
get the upper hand for a trip to the conference title game. 
Win the conference. 
I don’t really give a shit, this year, about anything other than winning conference. ]

Yeah but you worried about 3 weeks from now.

WTF Surly?  91 posts and no ou gifs, meme, picts with a dick in their mouth?  Come on man!

On 10/4/2020 at 7:52 AM, BrazilHorn said:

Difference is OU will take game seriously and Tom “winning is hard” Herman won’t. 
 

 

Respectfully, what in the past two weeks has led you to believe this OU team is capable of taking a football game seriously

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3 minutes ago, soonernado said:

Respectfully, what in the past two weeks has led you to believe this OU team is capable of taking a football game seriously

Well, one thing is your head coach CAN get your player's attention,  Herman has not shown us in 4 years he is capable of doing that, plus he also thinks he is smarter than everyone in the stadium. 

16 minutes ago, soonernado said:

Respectfully, what in the past two weeks has led you to believe this OU team is capable of taking a football game seriously

I guess as Herman is known for just being an absolutely terrible gameday coach who turtles at the absolute worst moments and neither he nor his staff have have any sense of what the fuck is happening in a game (as seen by Ash twice leaving middle of field sans LB resulting in two easy QB runs & Yurchich going to hurry up on 1 yd line with gassed RB and 2 mins left)

Riley when not suffocating on dicks from Bob Stoops' perpetual bag of them he left in Riley's care at least seems to have a plan on offense and the players at least try and execute. I think Rattler's elusiveness gives Ash fits on Saturday and OU rolls Texas big.

On 10/3/2020 at 5:01 PM, mdmost said:

This is so fucking stupid but I think we'll win next weekend. Why not? Everything is fucking stupid. 

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I say Oklahoma wins, (with a packed stadium no less) the final score will be 3-2, afterwards all members of both teams eat Fletchers corny dogs.?! 

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4 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

I guess as Herman is known for just being an absolutely terrible gameday coach who turtles at the absolute worst moments and neither he nor his staff have have any sense of what the fuck is happening in a game (as seen by Ash twice leaving middle of field sans LB resulting in two easy QB runs & Yurchich going to hurry up on 1 yd line with gassed RB and 2 mins left)

Riley when not suffocating on dicks from Bob Stoops' perpetual bag of them he left in Riley's care at least seems to have a plan on offense and the players at least try and execute. I think Rattler's elusiveness gives Ash fits on Saturday and OU rolls Texas big.

Don’t you bring that evil into this world. 
beat OU. 

On 10/5/2020 at 2:00 PM, BrazilHorn said:

I guess as Herman is known for just being an absolutely terrible gameday coach who turtles at the absolute worst moments and neither he nor his staff have have any sense of what the fuck is happening in a game (as seen by Ash twice leaving middle of field sans LB resulting in two easy QB runs & Yurchich going to hurry up on 1 yd line with gassed RB and 2 mins left)

Riley when not suffocating on dicks from Bob Stoops' perpetual bag of them he left in Riley's care at least seems to have a plan on offense and the players at least try and execute. I think Rattler's elusiveness gives Ash fits on Saturday and OU rolls Texas big.

That would shock me.  Looking at both defenses, this is going to be a shootout at very best, and I don't think OU has the skill guys for that right now.  OL could come together at any moment given the talent and the coaching, but our #1 and #3 receivers so far are an H-back and a true freshman, respectively, and RB1 is also a true freshman.

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I’m skeeered. This is the worst OU team since 2009- maybe 2005, we have a stud senior QB and good weapons and I feel like we are going to blow it and lose embarrassingly to those cocksuckers. 
 

just kidding- lets go win by 34. 
 

Beat OU 

If we can't beat OU this year, it will be sad. But our last two games aren't an aberration. OU sucks, but we're not any good either. I predict a close game. And one thing I've learned about Texas this last decade is, we can always find away to lose. One play. That's all it takes to choke it away.

OU is currently on their longest national championship drought since 1950.  SO that's kind of nice.  

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