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This is the thread where you admit you put mayo on your hot dog

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15 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

My stepdad does peanut butter and syrup all the time. Looks gross. He is also a big fat person from Sweetwater so maybe it is a thing in West Texas

I had peanut butter and syrup on toast for breakfast this morning. It’s delicious.

Mom used to give us peanut butter and honey sandwiches back in the day. Is that gross or is it a "thing"?

On 4/25/2018 at 7:12 PM, Stoogey said:

Thank you for correcting me. Didn't know we were married. My usual lunch is a Reuben sandwich with Thousand Island dressing (ketchup and mayonnaise) and a martini. It's a good thing you work at McDonald's or I would have went to my grave thinking Big Mac sauce had ketchup. Or maybe it's the booze talking.

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you're wrong on the internet, so you should expect to get corrected.  no need to get your panties in a bunch about it.  just accept that you're wrong and move on.

 

 

7 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Mom used to give us peanut butter and honey sandwiches back in the day. Is that gross or is it a "thing"?

definitely delicious. especially with some banana. 

10 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Mom used to give us peanut butter and honey sandwiches back in the day. Is that gross or is it a "thing"?

Gave my kid a pb and honey sandwich last weekend. Some good shit. While we are tossing around honey, i'd like to add this epic combination which is delicious:

Grape Nuts + Milk + Honey

On 4/25/2018 at 10:15 PM, Sam Lin said:

That's some expensive mustard.

I just had to pay the guy to open the packets for me

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

definitely delicious. especially with some banana. 

This...peanut butter, banana, honey sandwich FTMFW

11 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Gave my kid a pb and honey sandwich last weekend. Some good shit. While we are tossing around honey, i'd like to add this epic combination which is delicious:

Grape Nuts + Milk + Honey

Yup, grape nuts + honey with milk is truly great.  

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yup, grape nuts + honey with milk is truly great.  

You best wash that bowl out when you’re finished because I ain’t prying that glue out of there.  

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You best wash that bowl out when you’re finished because I ain’t prying that glue out of there.  

Ha, no doubt.  It only takes a few seconds before you need a gas-powered power washer, or perhaps even a media blaster.  

 

On 4/25/2018 at 7:08 PM, utee94 said:

Keep up the "I'm rubber you're glue" routine, it doesn't make you sound at all like an 8 year old.

 

Except of course it does.

He’s not the only one looking like a grade schooler

40 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

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I have no words for this.

^ Some men just like to watch the world burn. Also would smash.

Is that a snack or are you going to somehow turn that pringles can into a penis pump?  Asking for a friend. 

14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is that a snack or are you going to somehow turn that pringles can into a penis pump?  Asking for a friend. 

I’m undecided.  

Actually I was going through a bunch of my dads and grandpas fishing stuff.  That penn reel has seen some things.  

Grandpas cane pole is particularly awesome

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What did he catch with the PCV valve?

2 hours ago, Mr.Hovis said:

I have no words for this.

I think the free range eggs made it.

7 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

I think the free range eggs made it.

Ahhh, I now see the CAGE FREE WHOLE EGGS label. Game changer, say no more.

9 hours ago, Landomatic said:

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Vic's Cholas Food thread is thataway!  ---->

9 hours ago, Mr.Hovis said:

I have no words for this.

I have many. One of them is vomit

That was about 60 cents of good surly discussion. That went straight to the trash.

16 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

That was about 60 cents of good surly discussion. That went straight to the trash.

I want to believe you.

If available, I will put mayo, ketchup, mustard, relish, and shredded cheese on a hot dog. Try it. 

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

If available, I will put mayo, ketchup, mustard, relish, and shredded cheese on a hot dog. Try it. 

 

My kids eat pb and honey sandwiches almost daily.  They love it.  

 

As for me, I had a pb and miracle whip this weekend.  I thought of this thread and almost took a pic.  I guess I will next time. It was good and it had been a while, so I’ll probably go again later this week.  

  • 2 years later...
On 4/27/2018 at 11:18 AM, DoobieWah said:

Mom used to give us peanut butter and honey sandwiches back in the day. Is that gross or is it a "thing"?

Old post, but my kids have been eating those since they were little.  Neither liked jelly, but PB&H was just fine.

Also, team Hellmann's.  I don't tend to put it on hotdogs, but I wouldn't turn one down with it along with some more traditional condiments.

Edited by dcbc

My dad used to have a weekend, make your own lunch, no judgment (supposedly) sandwich.  He settled on, wheat bread, mayo, Coleman's hot mustard, peanut butter, bologna, and American cheese.  We judged, but everyone in the family, at some point, had to have a bite.  Weirdly, it wasn't terrible.

Edited by dcbc

1 hour ago, futureman said:

have you had it?

Nope...all you homie.  Report back though because I bet it’s good shit.

Is peanut butter and honey supposed to be weird?

Peanut butter & honey on sourdough toast 

Crunchy peanut butter & honey 

Peanut butter and maple cream

That salty/sweet combo never fails to slam. 
 

Mayo I can give or take.  Dirty’s bacon cheeseburger with mayo goes hard. 

Edited by CycleTex87

3 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Mayo I can give or take.

I gave your mom some mayo, iykwim. 

  • 2 months later...

I only put mayo on my dogs. Judge me if you want its fucking delicious!  what is fucking disgusting is my wife grew up on and still puts miracle whip on her grilled cheese instead of butter. I make her keep the miracle whip in the fridge in the garage. 

Miracle Whip is awesome for grilled cheese. Fight me.

Is peanut butter and honey supposed to be weird?

Used to do peanut butter and pancake syrup toast when I was in elementary school.
On 4/25/2018 at 9:15 PM, Jimbaround said:

This sounds lovely.

Also, someone needs to start the "We were so poor we had to eat tar" thread where people talk about weird shit we have to resort to when we're poor.  It could be a mix of the Derka Dog; Steel Shank; and Gross Shit you Ate thread (no Vic's gross food threat shit though please).

 

cheap delicious meal at 3am while drunk in college was mac n cheese, mixed with salsa and tortilla chips.

 

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