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#3301
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, awesome. we're gonna be disease-ridden, toothless assholes again

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  • Chewbacca
    Chewbacca

    Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them.  Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.

  • She just got tired of his wandering eye

  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Ah, yes. The “I don’t like this guy, but voting for a a literal criminal into a position of power is better than voting for someone who fights for civil liberties. Because fuck democrats and people wh

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#3302
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, awesome. we're gonna be disease-ridden, toothless assholes again, just like real Texans! they really rehashing this shit, again!?

Bring back the Commanches and we can have some real fun.

  • 2 months later...
#3304
#3305


I’d like to think Cornyn is going to go scorched earth on this stupid fuck leading up to the primary, but he’s a big pussy so I expect he won’t

#3306
15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’d like to think Cornyn is going to go scorched earth on this stupid fuck leading up to the primary, but he’s a big pussy so I expect he won’t

He bakes his brisket. He ain’t doing shit.

#3308
He'll probably drop out when Trump endorses Paxton

This is exactly what happens. I mean, he may not drop out, but he might as well. Grifting criminal con men stick together; Paxton is a lock for the Trump endorsement, which means he’s a lock to be our next Senator.

Remember, folks…it only gets worse, and there is no bottom.
Odds are very high that Paxton opens a criminal inquiry into why Biden murdered 20+ campers along the Guadalupe within the next week. You think that’s alarmist hyperbole. It’s not.
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#3309
BREAKING NEWS: State Sen. Angela Paxton files for divorce from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, according to court records. https://t.co/watiM75oIW #txlege

 

 

#3310
1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:
BREAKING NEWS: State Sen. Angela Paxton files for divorce from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, according to court records. https://t.co/watiM75oIW #txlege

 

 

Not surprised but wonder what event kicked off the divorce today.

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#3312
9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not surprised but wonder what event kicked off the divorce today.

Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds.I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to…

 

 

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#3314
14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not surprised but wonder what event kicked off the divorce today.

She just got tired of his wandering eye

#3317

how much was she offered to hold on for a bit after his impeachment trial?

biblical grounds?

laughable, they both passed that metric long ago..

#3318
3 minutes ago, bluto said:

He’s on the Epstein list!!!

Fuck yeah, Ken Paxton is!  I am calling on Pam Bondi, release the Epstein list on your desk to prove Ken Paxton is not on it!  Thank you for your attention to this matter!

#3319
23 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:
Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds.I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to…

 

 

 

recent in that sentence:

 

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#3320

Do you think her lawyer was okay with her sending out that tweet, or do you think she even consulted with him before doing that?  

I'm not a family lawyer, but with a law practice that is as personal and emotional as that, I imagine a lot of lawyers routinely tell their divorce clients upon engagement to refrain from any social media communications about the proceeding, even if the other spouse was a cheating, stealing, abusive shitbag.  I'll let @hornian and others weigh in.

#3322
33 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Do you think her lawyer was okay with her sending out that tweet, or do you think she even consulted with him before doing that?  

I'm not a family lawyer, but with a law practice that is as personal and emotional as that, I imagine a lot of lawyers routinely tell their divorce clients upon engagement to refrain from any social media communications about the proceeding, even if the other spouse was a cheating, stealing, abusive shitbag.  I'll let @hornian and others weigh in.

 

So glad social media wasn't a thing when I filed, because my ex would have been all over that spouting off shit day and night.

 

Also, this:

 

Ken Paxton has launched a consumer fraud investigation on his soon-to-be ex-wife.

 

 

#3323
1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:
Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds.I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to…

 

 

She's divorcing him because he has wandering eyes?!?!

#3325
59 minutes ago, tx ind said:

She just got tired of his wandering eye

 

4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

She's divorcing him because he has wandering eyes?!?!

Good job, guys!

#3326
1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not surprised but wonder what event kicked off the divorce today.

 

"recent discoveries"

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/ken-paxton-angela-paxton-20764827.php

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State Sen. Angela Paxton on Thursday filed for divorce from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, court records show.

The McKinney Republican cited “recent discoveries” and “biblical grounds” in a statement on the social media site X.

“I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation,” she wrote. “But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to remain in the marriage.”

 

 

 

#3327

Yeah…love the “recent discoveries” angle. Him fucking an aide was a centerpiece of his impeachment and related lawsuit, from YEARS ago. It’s all about political expediency.
But, you know, the party of Christian family values.
There is no less Christian, less pro-family group on earth than the GQP, yet here we are.

#3329
26 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

@rexkramer had his account scrubbed when his old lady decided to ditch him.

Gonna need the backstory here. Is that why he's been more insufferable lately? What will the HP community think!?!!?

#3331

I like how they couch it in biblical terms so they can continue to be judgmental of others and their divorces. 

#3332
47 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

@rexkramer had his account scrubbed when his old lady decided to ditch him.

Wait, Rex was/is wandering eye Paxton? 

#3333

And here you go:

https://www.kut.org/politics/2025-07-10/state-sen-angela-paxton-files-for-divorce-from-texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton

 

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Angela Paxton, a Republican who represents the McKinney area, filed a petition for divorce in Collin County on Thursday, according to court records. In her divorce petition, she accuses her husband of adultery and noted the couple ceased living together in June 2024.

 

 

Also, from the same article. This brings the chuckles.   

 

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Cornyn, the senior senator from Texas, has long been critical of Paxton's alleged malfeasance as an elected official. The attorney general's marital problems could benefit Cornyn during the upcoming campaign.

 

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#3334
Wow. That’s quite the statement from the NRSC.

 

#3335

"Truly repulsive and disgusting"....until he wins a Senate seat next year. Then he's cool.

#3337

This is the same party that elected Donald Trump after the "grab them by the pussy" tape, elected him again after covering up hush payments to a porn star, and will elect him again (after the Roberts Court rules he can run for a third term) when they now pretty much know he's all over the Epstein files for having sex with trafficked minors.

The divorce and whatever scandalous details of Ken's affairs come out of it don't matter.  If the voters still see Paxton as more MAGA than Cornyn, Cornyn will get his ass whupped.  

Edited by South Austin

#3338
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Do you think her lawyer was okay with her sending out that tweet, or do you think she even consulted with him before doing that?  

I'm not a family lawyer, but with a law practice that is as personal and emotional as that, I imagine a lot of lawyers routinely tell their divorce clients upon engagement to refrain from any social media communications about the proceeding, even if the other spouse was a cheating, stealing, abusive shitbag.  I'll let @hornian and others weigh in.

I mean, I tell my clients not to post anything that they wouldn't want to be read into evidence in Court. 

I think she's probably OK with that being in evidence. I would be too, based on the content I've seen. Although I groaned as a family law practitioner when I read the term "biblical grounds" because all that means is that she is signaling that she is pleadings for a fault-based ground (adultery) instead of no-fault grounds to curry favor with her base.

#3341
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

That wall eyed cunt will be the next POTUS.

As an unfaithful, lying, thieving, fraudulent huckster who has made a mockery of the legal system in Texas resulting in taxpayers being forced to pay for his abuse of power...he's guar-an-fucking-teed to be the #1 vote getter at the next CPAC poll for '28 GOP candidates.

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2 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

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#3346

I think you guys are forgetting the old “every accusation is a confession” mantra of the GOP. I think it is more likely she had a man and now wants to move that relationship forward. 

Now she gets to move on cleanly since she really tried, and Ken’s the asshole that broke their sacred vows. 

#3350
Notably, Ken Paxton has not publicly denied that animals were involved. Some are saying that his silence raises questions and may draw increased scrutiny. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

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