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  • Chewbacca
    Chewbacca

    Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them.  Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.

  • She just got tired of his wandering eye

  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Ah, yes. The “I don’t like this guy, but voting for a a literal criminal into a position of power is better than voting for someone who fights for civil liberties. Because fuck democrats and people wh

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#3452
3 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Laws for thee not for me. 

It's literally their entire philosophy:

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

Not only do they not hide it or try to run away from it, they gleefully revel in it.  And the fucking dumbest thing is that their supporters do, too....even though 99% of them end up being just as fucked by that order of business as the people they THINK they're shitting on.  They pull the rip cord on the suicide vest, then stand there bleeding out pointing and laughing at the other people the shrapnel shredded...and they think they've won something.

#3453
1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

Zina Bash - you mean this bitch from the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings?

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I suppose that checks out.

What is it with all the wall eyed right wing attorneys?

#3454
But....that was a simpler time.  And, Morales was a democrat.  There are no such laws, rules, or standards that apply to Republicans.  A Republican can do every single thing Morales did, and....be rewarded by being elected to the US Senate.  Mark it down.  What got a democrat convicted will get a republican promoted.
But, you know, republicans and their supporters are against corruption and the deep state and all that.

Ah the good old days.

My now-wife worked at Reaud, Morgan & Quinn at the time. And my FIL was Wayne’s “fixer.” Jack Brooks’ pet name for my wife was “Wayne’s goddamned token republican office girl” who refused to vote for him. That was before her run in with Greg Abbot over Warren Jeffs turned her blue.

What a fucking world, man. But hey, I had sex.
#3455
Just now, Sawbonz said:

What is it with all the wall eyed right wing attorneys?

Amusingly, she's Jewish and Mexican.

#3457
1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Jewish, half Mexican, half Chinese is my Rosebud.

The rose goes in the front. big guy.

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#3458

Holy fuck! Cornyn from the top rope, throwing a hammer blow!

 

Might want to brush up on the Ten Commandments, Ken.#txsen https://t.co/c4GzuXobsT

 

 

#3459
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fuck! Cornyn from the top rope, throwing a hammer blow!

 

Might want to brush up on the Ten Commandments, Ken.#txsen https://t.co/c4GzuXobsT

 

 

Slap fight at best.

#3460
10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Slap fight at best.

 A Big Beto donor I know who listens to Smerconish is shocked I think Paxton will win the primary.  He predicts Cornyn wins 60-40.  Im playing possum and trying to get him to give me odds. 
 

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#3461

"The virtues and values that built this country."

Christians breaking their own commandment by lying about how this has always been a Christian country is one of my favorite types of irony.

#3462
3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fuck! Cornyn from the top rope, throwing a hammer blow!

 

Might want to brush up on the Ten Commandments, Ken.#txsen https://t.co/c4GzuXobsT

 

 

Paxton should respond: “Thou shalt not boil brisket.”

#3463

Watch this space:

On 8/7/2025 at 1:11 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Have y’all seen these Wesley Hunt ads, where he’s not campaigning for any particular thing? They are prepping him to step in when/if Cornyn drops out.

Wesley Hunt would 100% beat Paxton and win the general. Really hoping Cornyn stays in. 

 

#TXPol: "Trust is President Trump is announcing his run for President and me endorsing him that very night...trust is having the most conservative voting record in Texas."Wesley Hunt is up with this new ad. Hunt has placed $1.2m in ad spending/reservations this year.

 

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#3464
4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Watch this space:

 

#TXPol: "Trust is President Trump is announcing his run for President and me endorsing him that very night...trust is having the most conservative voting record in Texas."Wesley Hunt is up with this new ad. Hunt has placed $1.2m in ad spending/reservations this year.

 

That commercial sucks.   MAGA will eat it up.  

#3465
11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Watch this space:

 

#TXPol: "Trust is President Trump is announcing his run for President and me endorsing him that very night...trust is having the most conservative voting record in Texas."Wesley Hunt is up with this new ad. Hunt has placed $1.2m in ad spending/reservations this year.

 

I don't think 100% means what you think it means is the best case explanation. Being hyperbolic is worse.

#3466

Paxton will call him DEI and he’ll be done

rural and south Texas republicans aren’t voting for him in a primary for a statewide office

#3467
11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Paxton will call him DEI and he’ll be done

rural and south Texas republicans aren’t voting for him in a primary for a statewide office

This.  Any of y'all who think Paxton's campaign can be derailed are smoking ALL the crack.

He's a mean, utterly dishonest, criminal, fake evangelical white male.  He wins that seat in a cakewalk.  "Shitty, lying, evil white male" is the bullseye for "guaranteed electoral success" in Texas.

#3469
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  Any of y'all who think Paxton's campaign can be derailed are smoking ALL the crack.

He's a mean, utterly dishonest, criminal, fake evangelical white male.  He wins that seat in a cakewalk.  "Shitty, lying, evil white male" is the bullseye for "guaranteed electoral success" in Texas.

Wesley Hunt isn’t better, he’s merely less criminal. Besides you’re underestimating that Texas Republican voters are trained to vote with maximum cynicism, and Wesley Hunt is the clear choice there. He’s just as bad as Paxton but skates to a win and you get moral license to perpetuate racism when you for him. 

#3471
3 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

He's going to be appointed AG

Which would frankly be hilarious and I’m here for it 

Just now, Disco Strangler said:

No way in hell that happens.  Ken claimed three homes as his primary residence.  Trump just fired one of the Fed Board members for claiming two homes as a primary residence.

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/ken-angela-paxton-mortgage-primary-residence-homestead-exemption/

 

 

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#3473
Just now, Disco Strangler said:

No way in hell that happens.  Ken claimed three homes as his primary residence.  Trump just fired one of the Fed Board members for claiming two homes as a primary residence.

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/ken-angela-paxton-mortgage-primary-residence-homestead-exemption/

 

 

Oh, wait.  Now I see the difference between the two cases:

 

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#3474
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Wesley Hunt isn’t better, he’s merely less criminal. Besides you’re underestimating that Texas Republican voters are trained to vote with maximum cynicism, and Wesley Hunt is the clear choice there. He’s just as bad as Paxton but skates to a win and you get moral license to perpetuate racism when you for him. 

You overestimate the levels of thinking of GQP voters, and underestimate their racism.  Paxton is a fake-Jesus-loving white guy who is a bonafide Trump fellater.  Nobody knows who Hunt is, but....he's black.  DEI HIRE!  Head-to-head, the cruel racist evangelical white guy SMOKES him.

Ken Paxton may actually be moving up to the presidency within the next 10 years.  He's that perfect a Republican politician.

#3476
5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

The lazy eye caps him out at senator

Meh.  Wait until a story breaks about him fucking underage girls -- he'll shoot right to the top of the GQP rankings.

#3477
The problem: Mortgages signed by the Paxtons contained inaccurate statements declaring that each of those three houses was their primary residence, enabling the now-estranged couple to improperly lock in low interest rates, according to an Associated Press review of public records. https://apnews.com/article/paxton-mortgages-trump-primary-residence-homestead-deduction-bd259b6bd122afcaf4f11eac5a3a152e

 

#3478
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
The problem: Mortgages signed by the Paxtons contained inaccurate statements declaring that each of those three houses was their primary residence, enabling the now-estranged couple to improperly lock in low interest rates, according to an Associated Press review of public records. https://apnews.com/article/paxton-mortgages-trump-primary-residence-homestead-deduction-bd259b6bd122afcaf4f11eac5a3a152e

 


if using one or more of those residences for fucking his side piece, who got a no-show job from the builder who did his remodels for free in exchange for political favors didn’t matter, why does anyone think this will?

#3480
On 8/25/2025 at 4:52 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy fuck! Cornyn from the top rope, throwing a hammer blow!

 

Might want to brush up on the Ten Commandments, Ken.#txsen https://t.co/c4GzuXobsT

 

 

Fuck ‘em both. 

#3481

Can this end with 10 paces and someone getting satisfaction?

There you go again. Ten Commandments for thee, but not for me, eh, Ken? https://t.co/XvQLhmkI7r

 

#3483

What did I see recently about Paxton having to sit for a deposition?  I read the headline but lost it before I read the story.

  • 2 weeks later...
#3487

Hey, she's postmenopausal and you know she fucks.  Ken doesn't have to worry about knocking her up and then shipping her off to New Mexico for an abortion.

#3489

That husband should kill himself. Imagine getting cucked by that wall eyed sonofabitch. 

#3490
Just now, Sawbonz said:

That husband should kill himself. Imagine getting cucked by that wall eyed sonofabitch. 

 

he was probably watching 

#3492
9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I do like both jackets they’re wearing. 

Wait, are we sure that Ken isn't fucking him?

#3495
49 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Hey, she's postmenopausal and you know she fucks.  Ken doesn't have to worry about knocking her up and then shipping her off to New Mexico for an abortion.

7 kids though?

Not much tread on those tires….

  • 4 weeks later...
#3496

https://www.ksat.com/news/texas/2025/10/09/paxton-sides-with-texas-gop-against-secretary-of-state-in-lawsuit-seeking-to-close-primaries/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=ksat12&fbclid=IwY2xjawNVXLJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHnsBt83jX8rcKFfHixBtAbc1FGAhtGx48i4qCoZAv26qQh-V4AT6xbolHITH_aem_QZIj94adVR5LI6Ido4R5zQ

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On Thursday, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton responded, not to defend the state law, but to side with the GOP in asking a federal judge to strike down parts of the election code that allow for open primaries.

Unconstitutional law? This fucking, lazy eyed dumbass...

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#3497

These anti-Paxton commercials running lately are fun, even if they probably won't work.  I assume Cornyn is behind them?

#3498
9 minutes ago, WBT said:

These anti-Paxton commercials running lately are fun, even if they probably won't work.  I assume Cornyn is behind them?

Maybe Cornyn's people, but not Cornyn.  That milquetoast Stepford Texan has probably never said a funny thing in his life (not counting the "Brisket family tradition" tweet, which was unintentionally funny).

#3499
On 8/26/2025 at 11:04 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Wesley Hunt isn’t better, he’s merely less criminal. Besides you’re underestimating that Texas Republican voters are trained to vote with maximum cynicism, and Wesley Hunt is the clear choice there. He’s just as bad as Paxton but skates to a win and you get moral license to perpetuate racism when you for him. 

Cross-posting from the Abbott thread, the "informed speculation" I heard at the event I was at last week--to which you were invited but you did not show (shame on you, by the way)--was exactly this.

Paxton's fundraising and polling have been disappointing after Hunt announced his candidacy.  A lot of MAGA donors see Hunt as being every bit as MAGA as Paxton without any of the baggage.  You're exactly right hwn you say that Texas Republican voters are trained to vote with maximum cynicism.  And Paxton's camp is starting to get concerned that he might end up third in a three-candidate race.  And that is to say that he would end up without a job in government, which is pretty bad for a guy of his criminality.

So according to my informant, when the filing deadline comes in December, Ken Paxton is not going to have filed to run for U.S. Senate against John Cornyn; he will have filed to run for governor against Greg Abbott.

There are some people (e.g., Tim Dunn) who aren't altogether thrilled with Abbott.  I don't know if it's all about marijuana, but I think that's a large part of it.  And they see Paxton as a viable alternative.

 

 

Now, I've got to tell you--that last bit doesn't make any sense to me.  Greg Abbott has a $100M war chest.  And he's probably the most popular Republican in Texas.  I suppose Tim Dunn could challenge him on the money front.  Maybe.  But really--why?  And even if you could challenge him on the money front, Ken Paxton isn't going to challenge him on the popularity front with a Republican (or any) electorate.  

So Paxton running a real risk of missing a run-off in the Senate race makes some sense to me.  But the running against Abbott bit doesn't.

But maybe the last part just flows from the first part.  Paxton has to be desperate to hold public office given his criminality.  Any office.  He could've stayed AG, but he's probably burned his ships on that.  So he's got to find something else to run for.  Anything.  So maybe this does make some sense.

 

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