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2 hours ago, That Guy said:

One fucking hour?

He has lawsuits to file. Busy.

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    Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them.  Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.

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    She just got tired of his wandering eye

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    Ah, yes. The “I don’t like this guy, but voting for a a literal criminal into a position of power is better than voting for someone who fights for civil liberties. Because fuck democrats and people wh

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6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

He has lawsuits to file. Busy.

Got to track women leaving Texas in case they want to get an abortion in another state.

Will Nate Paul pay her bills?   She didn’t suck cross-eyed Dick for free.  
 

No bump yet for one of the election overturn lawsuits getting tossed? Baylor JD judge in milam county hooked his boy up. 

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

 

 

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Let this turn into some OJ in a white Bronco shit lol

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6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ken Paxton is a coward and a cunt.

The Chief Legal Officer of the State of Texas is dodging service like a fucking deadbeat dad.

We all knew he was a piece of shit, but this is really something.

The Chief Legal Officer of the State of Texas is dodging service like a fucking deadbeat dad.
We all knew he was a piece of shit, but this is really something.

I’ve dodged service before (it was a bullshit stunt by opposing counsel). It was fun as hell.

“Considering Ken Paxton is attempting to block people from fleeing the state to get access to abortion care, I find it quite ironic— almost painfully comedic— that he fled from his home to avoid a subpoena concerning abortion access”

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it blows my mind that awful, ugly people like this never receive the horrific, terrible fucking deaths and suffering that they so clearly deserve...yet you people can believe in an interventionist, personal god.

I don’t feel like looking, which group from the state lege fled to New Mexico to avoid a quorum and opening a session?  

Seems appropriate to put a bounty on him.

18 minutes ago, sidis said:

...yet you people can believe in an interventionist, personal god.



Tell me you weren't at the Rose Bowl On January 4, 2006 without telling me you weren't at the Rose Bowl on Jan. 4, 2006.

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Tell me you weren't at the Rose Bowl On January 4, 2006 without telling me you weren't at the Rose Bowl on Jan. 4, 2006.

i actually was there.  and unfortunately, i have been around for every year since...the majority of which have been further proof that there cannot be a god...or if there is...he's a sick fuck.

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11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Tell me you weren't at the Rose Bowl On January 4, 2006 without telling me you weren't at the Rose Bowl on Jan. 4, 2006.

Vince Young is a demigod, not a god. Vince Young has done more for me personally than any of the other sky fairies. I believe in VY. 

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t feel like looking, which group from the state lege fled to New Mexico to avoid a quorum and opening a session?  

Texas Dems did it in 2003 over new Congressional maps and 2021 over the terrible voting bill
Oregon GOP did it in 2019 over cap and trade legislation

12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The Chief Legal Officer of the State of Texas is dodging service like a fucking deadbeat dad.

We all knew he was a piece of shit, but this is really something.

This is nothing.  Recall that he met with trans kids and their parents, pretending to be human for a moment, then pissed in their face by using the full power of the State to persecute them for his own personal and political aggrandizement.  He's a monster.

 

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Vince Young is a demigod, not a god. Vince Young has done more for me personally than any of the other sky fairies. I believe in VY. 

I think he's more like Aias/Ajax. 

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

12 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Let this turn into some OJ in a white Bronco shit lol

I actually had this in mind

 

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Just like Abbott hasn't completely ended rape in Texas

It's all theater. 

34 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so wait, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is on the lam?

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10 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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22 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so wait, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is on the lam?

I just hope they cheese him !

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I think he's more like Aias/Ajax. 

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And steakhouses are his Achilles Heel.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Paxton's priorities, in order, are his own protection and the Right's attitude to their culture war.  If given the choice between stopping human trafficking or protecting book bans, he's going with the book ban.

Texas politics is very flawed that in that our statewide officials only really care about the opinions of 10-20% of the voters. If they get those voters in the primary, they're elected. 

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A conspiracy to traffic Venezualan migrants is right under his lose
16 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

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The top law man in Texas hid and ran from a process server? 

This would be like police arriving to arrest their chief and he's hiding in the closet.

Very pathetic yet completely expected from Paxton.

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t feel like looking, which group from the state lege fled to New Mexico to avoid a quorum and opening a session?  

And I don’t feel like searching in vain for relevance in your post.

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Texas politics is very flawed that in that our statewide officials only really care about the opinions of 10-20% of the voters. If they get those voters in the primary, they're elected. 

And they get the added bonus of getting to tell that 10-20% what their opinion should be.  The whole thing is fucked.

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

And I don’t feel like searching in vain for relevance in your post.

Just the running to avoid something. 
 

I should have been able to deduce, though. There’s no reason for Rs to run from anything involving the state gvt when they maintain the majority. 

 

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21 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ken Paxton is a coward and a cunt.

Cunts deserve so much better than suffering such comparisons. Ken Paxton is a Republican. There’s no worse epithet in 2022, at least domestically. These people are traitors to the Republic at every turn.

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Let’s not forget the family he loves so much, he cheated on.

52 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Strangers in the driveway? If he really thought that he should have dropped them in their tracks. What kind of Texan is he? Here he was handed a dream castle doctrine scenario and he hides behind  his old lady’s skirts. 

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