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  • Chewbacca
    Chewbacca

    Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them.  Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.

  • tx ind
    tx ind

    She just got tired of his wandering eye

  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Ah, yes. The “I don’t like this guy, but voting for a a literal criminal into a position of power is better than voting for someone who fights for civil liberties. Because fuck democrats and people wh

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4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

jfc. 

 

With our tax dollars.  

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

With our tax dollars.  

Paxton’s day is coming. 

Paxton’s day is coming. 

No it’s not.
I don’t know why, I really don’t….but the Republicfascists are above and beyond the law. That’s just the way it is.
19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No it’s not.
I don’t know why, I really don’t….but the Republicfascists are above and beyond the law. That’s just the way it is.

That Nate Paul stuff is pretty shady, and there's no way Nate won't squeal.

 

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

Paxton’s day is coming. 

At this rate...  Some time in 2038.

  • 2 weeks later...

Paxton suing Pfizer over efficacy claims of COVID-19 vaccine.

 

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Paxton suing Pfizer over efficacy claims of COVID-19 vaccine.

 

What a fucking tool.  How the Repubs turtled and did not impeach him, I'll never understand.  

"in at least some places"

Do they teach that kind of logic in law school?  And are lawyers required to know any math?

Look on the bright side. This action by the very-concerned-about-consumers AG's office surely means we will soon see similar actions against the shitton of misrepresentations and fraud committed by other industries in Texas. Like, say, car dealerships; oil, gas & chemical; energy conglomerates, and so on, I mean it's the AG's office, that's a respected state institution. It's not like they're just going to selectively target prosecutions to score cheap political points. That would be something that happens in a banana republic.

 

 

 

They probably were that effective until the virus started mutating like crazy.

Can we suggest that Paxton conduct his own clinic trial. Cohort A, vaccinated with Pfizer's Covid vaccine/booster. Cohort B, (Paxton can start here) injected with Trump's patented bleach riding Covid solution.

I still can't believe this shit, even in this current political landscape. It's even more mind bottling than the Rudy and Alex Jones storylines. Multiple indictments, and very plainly a complete piece of shit. He goes out and smashes the primary, smashes the runoff, and then smashes the general. Then gets acquitted by the senate. Come the fuck on Texas.  

Few people on earth truly deserve to burn in hell for eternity, but Ken Paxton is one of them.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

how many is he not claiming homestead on?

The ones with the rebuilt kitchen counters.

On 11/21/2023 at 11:44 AM, BevoAbyss said:

No surprise, Elon Musk is a flat-out fascist. So are Abbott, Paxton, and so must be their entire governing staffs/attorneys.

Intellectual fascists/theocrats (and their apologists) are at UT, at that Civitas Institute. Hiding behind Ivy League credentials and "prestigious" universities and publishers, plus that libertarian/conservative smoke screen propaganda of "civic virtue" and "a free society" at the website. Funded with millions of dollars from the Board of Regents. No doubt the BOR has its MAGA fascists, who also aligned UT with the SEC SEC SEC fascist south. 

Fascism is busy organizing, gaining economic and academic power, and ground zero is Texas, right smack in the middle of Austin, no less. 

 

Counterpoint: Rig 12 officiating.

Any particular reason this was filed in Lubbock?

On 11/30/2023 at 6:01 PM, C-Man said:

Paxton suing Pfizer over efficacy claims of COVID-19 vaccine.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Any particular reason this was filed in Lubbock?

West Texas courts favor Republicans.

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Ho. Lee. Fuk.

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Texas Attorney General Tries to Block a Court-Approved Abortion

Ken Paxton is asking the State Supreme Court to overturn a judge’s decision to allow an abortion for a woman whose fetus has a fatal condition.

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Hey Ken, you don't like what's happening to save women's lives?  Just look down and away...

Paxton needs to go further to the right. I want video of dps rounding this little hussie up and chaining her to a bed. Forcing her to give birth to a freedom fetus. Then abbott / patrick / paxton can tour with this freedom fetus. Spreading the message and fundraising as god intended it !

On 12/7/2023 at 8:58 PM, atomheartbevo said:

West Texas courts favor Republicans.

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Well, the seeming actual answer is James Wesley Hendrix. who was a Trump appointee. But before that, he was an Obama appointee and, other than doing undergrad at Chicago, is not an obvious christofascist.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the seeming actual answer is James Wesley Hendrix. who was a Trump appointee. But before that, he was an Obama appointee and, other than doing undergrad at Chicago, is not an obvious christofascist.

Judge shopping is pretty bad when it comes to the State of Texas.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/03/politics/justice-department-texas-judge-shopping/index.html

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Paxton’s office has brought 28 cases against the Biden administration in Texas federal courts, according to a DOJ brief, which said that all of those lawsuits have been filed “in just seven Divisions where local rules severely limit the number of judges to whom the cases could be assigned.” Eighteen of those cases were filed in divisions where a single, pre-determined judge is assigned all lawsuits, the DOJ has said.

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Tipton presides over virtually all civil litigation filed in Victoria, Texas, including at least seven lawsuits brought by Paxton against the administration in that division. In one of those cases – concerning the how the administration prioritizes deportations – Tipton in 2021 halted the policy and ordered regular updates from the administration on how it was managing its deportations in accordance with his order. 

That case is now being reviewed by the US Supreme Court, which has kept the Biden policy on pause. Tipton was appointed by former President Donald Trump and is viewed as a very conservative judge, having been confirmed without the support of any Democrats. 

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Hendrix, another Trump appointee, hears two-thirds of the civil lawsuits filed in the Lubbock division, which is located in northwest Texas and is several hours’ drive from the state’s biggest cities. DOJ, with its Monday request in the spending legislation case, asked the judge to move the lawsuit to DC or to Austin. The department argued that Texas’ “sole allegation related to an event in Texas is the National Board’s award of a grant to a non-profit organization in Houston.” 

Kacsmaryk, meanwhile, is assigned every civil case filed in Amarillo, another division in northern Texas. The judge has ruled in favor of Texas in disputes over Biden administration’s LGBT protections and the president’s attempts to end Trump-era migration restrictions. He is now in the national spotlight for his forthcoming ruling in the medication abortion case, which could be issued any day now.

 

She needs to leave the state ASAP and get it taken care of.  If Paxton and company try and stop her from leaving the state, get the DOJ involved.

Paxton and the GQP want this confrontation.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She needs to leave the state ASAP and get it taken care of.  If Paxton and company try and stop her from leaving the state, get the DOJ involved.

Paxton and the GQP want this confrontation.

Christofascism in real time

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Christofascism in real time

It's good timing - heading into the campaign season, let's have the State of Texas trying to dictate who can and cannot leave the state and for what purposes.

If I had George Soros money and wanted to increase people in Texas voting against Republicans, I'd be running a playbook of Texas Republicans trying to make life miserable for as many women as possible.

What’s the wingnut play here?   So the baby isn’t viable and poses a serious health risk to the mother.  The woman already has 2 kids and white, so not their target black lady getting bunches of abortion trope.
 

Is this like this is someone who is bored of winning 70-3 on madden so they decided to try All Madden level?
 

Or is it as simple as they don’t give a fuck about women, unless they are unborn. 

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's good timing - heading into the campaign season, let's have the State of Texas trying to dictate who can and cannot leave the state and for what purposes.

If I had George Soros money and wanted to increase people in Texas voting against Republicans, I'd be running a playbook of Texas Republicans trying to make life miserable for as many women as possible.

It will not surprise me to find out 20 years from now that Texas elections are being and for years have been tampered with to the tune of 10-15 points statewide. These people have already shown on Jan 6 what they're willing to do to hold on to power. They've already been exposed as drawing lines in North Carolina on the basis of race. Why on Earth should we believe that a state as urban and diverse as Texas would actually vote for Paxton with the margins we're supposed to believe he got last time around.

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

 it is simple as they don’t give a fuck about women, unless they are unborn. 

This, plus it sets precedent for all the undesirables.

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Is this like this is someone who is bored of winning 70-3 on madden so they decided to try All Madden level?

Mostly this

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Or is it is simple as they don’t give a fuck about women, unless they are unborn. 

But some of this.

Could the people involved get this done on a federal enclave like Camp Mabry? Or what about a foreign embassy?

19 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Could the people involved get this done on a federal enclave like Camp Mabry? Or what about a foreign embassy?

Mabry is State of Texas, and even looking at a federal military base, neither she nor her husband are military (I think).

Plus, Paxton would try and have whatever doctor did it arrested - he's vowed to stop her from having an abortion.

They just need to drive or fly to New Mexico.  It's the best option.  Flying is probably best bet, since at this point, the state might try and stop her from driving out of the state.

It's got national headlines, and I like that so many outlets are using this photo

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can dps shoot a jet out of the sky ?

 

the end game : every freedom fetus must be given a chance at life 

Paxton's forced sterilization response team

So this lady wants to have more kids and carrying this dead fetus to term would likely end that,  I assume Tucker and Alex Jones are up in arms over Paxtons clear depopulation agenda?

48 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

What’s the wingnut play here?   So the baby isn’t viable and poses a serious health risk to the mother.  The woman already has 2 kids and white, so not their target black lady getting bunches of abortion trope.
 

Is this like this is someone who is bored of winning 70-3 on madden so they decided to try All Madden level?
 

Or is it as simple as they don’t give a fuck about women, unless they are unborn. 

LOL. The hospital is engaged in shenanigans. She is perfectly entitled to the procedure. There is no legal issue here. The AG's office made very clear, especially in their fourth objection, who is to blame for this idiocy.

 

 

Texans are some of the worst citizens to be found anywhere. That we allow this kind of crap to go on in our names is shameful.

So, this woman is a felon?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/black-woman-miscarriage-results-felony-152114292.html

The country’s war against Roe v. Wade has taken a complicated turn in the case of Brittany Watts, 33, a Warren, Ohio woman headed to grand jury on charges that she allegedly attempted to discard the remains of her baby.

Watts was handed a felony charge after the traumatizing events of Sept. 22, when she sat on the toilet at 22 weeks of pregnancy and felt the baby passing through, according to the Warren Police Department. Watts heard a “big splash,” a detective said in court last month. By the time police responded to her home, they said the fetus’ remains were stuck in the toilet.

11 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

LOL. The hospital is engaged in shenanigans. She is perfectly entitled to the procedure. There is no legal issue here. The AG's office made very clear, especially in their fourth objection, who is to blame for this idiocy.

 

 

Perfectly clear?

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Perfectly clear?

I acknowledge, one must be literate. 

bag of hammered!

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LOL. The hospital is engaged in shenanigans. She is perfectly entitled to the procedure. There is no legal issue here. The AG's office made very clear, especially in their fourth objection, who is to blame for this idiocy.
 
 

So, you’re saying that she is legally entitled to the procedure, and as proof, cite…
an objection lodged by Paxton explaining why she is NOT legally allowed to get the procedure? What the fuck are you talking about?

That objection clearly states that the plaintiffs do not state a medical basis for a notion that meets the requirements of the current Texas law as written.

What “shenanigans” are you talking about?
1 hour ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Paxton is a piece of shit and I hope terrible things happen to him. Fuck that guy

If you can wait until roughly about the end of this decade, you're going to be pleased.  Very, very pleased.  It'll remain quiet and mysterious for awhile, what happens to him.  For obvious reasons.  But his fate is going to be absolutely brutal and grotesque.  But I think, on some level, he's already accepted it, because he walks around with that shit-eating grin knowing that he should live fast and hard.  Because tomorrow may never come.

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