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3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Thought Aggyleft was a big head cutout.

2 hours ago, faps said:

Lotta plastic and filler in that photo.

Shit man, I thought he was posing with about $40,000 worth of Real Dolls for a moment and that he was too cheap to spring for the life-sized Stormy Daniels Real Doll. (NSFW)

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  • Chewbacca
    Chewbacca

    Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them.  Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.

  • tx ind
    tx ind

    She just got tired of his wandering eye

  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Ah, yes. The “I don’t like this guy, but voting for a a literal criminal into a position of power is better than voting for someone who fights for civil liberties. Because fuck democrats and people wh

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10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Gross.

The exact word that came to me when I saw the pic. 

12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Which one is his wife?

She’s in the lounge. Serenading the MAGAs with a stirring rendition of “Pistol Packin’ Mama”136c6980db9db25811c58d6940d87910.jpg
On 5/21/2024 at 8:13 AM, bolverk said:

Trump will just name him "acting" AG to avoid the Senate.

Trump would full the entire cabinet with acting secretaries. And the right would eat that up, as showing the Libtards who's the boss.

So, some kind of interesting shit on the Bar and Paxton.  The Bar filed a disciplinary suit against Paxton in Collin County over misrepresentations he made in the abortive petition directly to the Supreme Court.

Paxton claimed he was immune from suit as this was an action of the AG.  The trial court disagreed, as did the Dallas Court of Appeals.

He's now petitioning the Texas Supreme Court.

This is all just preliminary shit but at least he's losing.  An interesting aspect is that the trial judge who ruled against him is the same one that granted summary judgment to Powell after the Bar fucked the dog.

Oh man if there’s one thing I’m confident in it’s the Tx SC absolutely salivating at the idea of nailing Paxton 

/s

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It appears he's trying to look down 2 different shirts at once.

1 hour ago, bluto said:

Oh man if there’s one thing I’m confident in it’s the Tx SC absolutely salivating at the idea of nailing Paxton 

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I presume this is sarcasm?

No GQP official wants to take on Paxton.  Why?  Because he will take them out.  He is the most powerful state official we've seen in a century.  Abbott and Patrick are scared of him.  He has weaponized the MAGAs to perfection.  GQP official who goes against him?  He will take you out in the primary (see what happened to our other high court, the Court of Criminal Appeals, this last primary).

They will do whatever he wants them to do, or else they will be looking for a new job.

2 hours ago, bluto said:

Oh man if there’s one thing I’m confident in it’s the Tx SC absolutely salivating at the idea of nailing Paxton 

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Well I'd like to see Ol Kenny Paxton wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

20 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So, some kind of interesting shit on the Bar and Paxton.  The Bar filed a disciplinary suit against Paxton in Collin County over misrepresentations he made in the abortive petition directly to the Supreme Court.

Paxton claimed he was immune from suit as this was an action of the AG.  The trial court disagreed, as did the Dallas Court of Appeals.

He's now petitioning the Texas Supreme Court.

This is all just preliminary shit but at least he's losing.  An interesting aspect is that the trial judge who ruled against him is the same one that granted summary judgment to Powell after the Bar fucked the dog.

I'm sure the consequences for Paxton will be devastating. 

They’ll look the other way

29 minutes ago, TDunk said:

They’ll look the other way

Me banging the chick in the red shirt while Paxton walks in shocked, "Just avert your eye, Ken!  No, your other eye.  Singular.  Plural.  Dammit, just go away!"  

55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

proving that senators were bought off?

the fucking presiding trier literally accepted a $3M payoff immediately before the trial in one of the most naked acts of corruption ever seen.

Why did it take the State Bar 3 1/2 years to initiate proceedings?

Same reason it took several years to initiate impeachment hearings, SEC hearings, fraud indictments, etc.  He's protected from up on high until he's no longer needed.  And then it's open season.  

Just now, YGIFS said:

Same reason it took several years to initiate impeachment hearings, SEC hearings, fraud indictments, etc.  He's protected from up on high until he's no longer needed.  And then it's open season.  

And yet, we're still waiting for the cartels to get their act together.

Dude, they're not gonna touch an elected official until he's well outta office.  He's got legal protection the likes of which I've never seen.  The only thing that's gonna get him outta office since nobody can seem to beat him at the ballot box is Nate Paul turning on him as I've indicated for years.  But I'm guessing Nate has been "advised" that doing so will have even worse consequences than he's facing already, either legally or given notice that an infrastructure crew in Juarez is reinforcing a bridge to accommodate Nate's giant fucking head.  

Feels like our best hope is Ken and Don Jr snorting some laced booger sugar off of a mostly plastic MAGA Barbie's ass. 

They probably have cocaine tasters to make sure that doesn't happen.

I'd rather taste the MAGA Barbie's ass.  

Blows me away (pun intended) that Don, Jr. still gets his shit locally through an entourage member from a nearby bar/hotel/club employee instead of traveling with it.  Nobody would recognize his errand guy, and even Don Jr. wouldn't resonate with most people in that world...but the fucking moron broadcasts his travel schedule on social media every week.  Really not that difficult to figure out if somebody doesn't mind being hunted by MAGA lunatics for a year or two.  

54 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Why did it take the State Bar 3 1/2 years to initiate proceedings?

The Bar filed suit in May 2022.  The trial court ruled against him, the Dallas Court of Appeals ruled against him, now it's at the SCoTX.

Earlier, I mentioned that the trial court judge was Andrea Bouressa, the same one who poured out the Bar in the Sidney Powell case.  That was bad reporting.  It was filed in her court, but a Kaufman County judge, Casey Blair, was appointed to hear the case.  Much like Powell's case was filed in a Dallas County court, but a Collin County judge appointed to hear it.

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Why did it take the State Bar 3 1/2 years to initiate proceedings?

Come on, it’s not like he violated any serious standards of behavior like doing the jerk-off  hand motion in court or not returning phone calls. 

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The Bar filed suit in May 2022.  The trial court ruled against him, the Dallas Court of Appeals ruled against him, now it's at the SCoTX.

Earlier, I mentioned that the trial court judge was Andrea Bouressa, the same one who poured out the Bar in the Sidney Powell case.  That was bad reporting.  It was filed in her court, but a Kaufman County judge, Casey Blair, was appointed to hear the case.  Much like Powell's case was filed in a Dallas County court, but a Collin County judge appointed to hear it.

In tech, responding to frustration and complaints this way is called “sending the client an org chart.”

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

In tech, responding to frustration and complaints this way is called “sending the client an org chart.”

Also, filing suit in a district court is about the third or fourth step in a grievance process under Texas' relatively new disciplinary rules.

It used to be that almost everything initially went to a Grievance Panel comprised of attorneys and laypeople that decided on a sanction or no sanction.  If the lawyer didn't accept the sanction s/he could have the case heard over again in the district court.

Now, things muddle along for a few months and if the grievance is determined to state a claim, the lawyer has the option of going to the district court or before the grievance panel.  District court proceedings are public and therefore used to be pretty rare, while grievance panel proceedings are private until and unless the sanction is public.

On 6/5/2024 at 2:13 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

damn.  Snooki let herself go.

On 6/9/2024 at 8:13 AM, troph said:

Why is he so “powerful” and then upon departure a “dead man walking” those two things don’t seem to jibe.

Lobo gonna Lobo.

Paxton is MAGA and MAGA protects MAGA. That's all it is. There's not a fucking Keyser Soze operating everything from behind the scenes. 

He was already pulling this scheme with Nate Paul before MAGA was a thing.  I stated as much way back when.  

For the umpteenth time, he cannot be touched while in office.  So he bribes, schemes, and legally maneuvers (including MAGA favors) to maintain office.  After that, it's trouble.

This is not that complicated. 

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously. why? why even fucking bother. that toothpaste is already out of the tube. 

Being a Republican office holder is not about making life better for your constituents (all of them, including the ones who didn’t vote for you), it’s about owning the libs, which is “winning” in the eyes of Republicans, because they are children and everything is a fucking contest with them.

Paxton and Abbott gonna send DPS in to go after anybody that smells of the devil's weed.

 

 

Just wait for him to try and derail the rescheduling. 
 

 

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when you've lost the 5th circuit

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Ha! Beat you to posting your own link.

Yeah, asshole—because I texted it to you first.

Yeah, asshole—because I texted it to you first.

I am asshole. Very asshole. Much happy.
37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Tick…tock…
 

 

37 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

 

I read some of those lines.  Which one of you nerds wants to explain what's between the lines?

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18 minutes ago, miguelito said:

 

I read some of those lines.  Which one of you nerds wants to explain what's between the lines?

There is a grand jury investigation of a certain Texas state agency and its high level officials.  The agency and officials have been attempting to avoid testifying and producing evidence on the ground of attorney-client privilege, because lawyer.  But not everything a government lawyer does is attorney-client privileged, And when that government lawyer is doing crimes, even if it was privileged, the crime-fraud exception vitiates or destroys the privilege.

The crime in question is aiding the obstruction and obstructing the criminal investigation of another party.

So, we know Paxton is being investigated, mostly likely in relation to Nate Paul.  And, as usual, he has shit to hide so he's trying to hide behind privilege.  And the august judges of the WD Tex aren't having it and neither is the Fifth Circuit.

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