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  • Chewbacca
    Chewbacca

    Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them.  Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.

  • She just got tired of his wandering eye

  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Ah, yes. The “I don’t like this guy, but voting for a a literal criminal into a position of power is better than voting for someone who fights for civil liberties. Because fuck democrats and people wh

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#3352
2 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Notably, Ken Paxton has not publicly denied that animals were involved. Some are saying that his silence raises questions and may draw increased scrutiny. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

You tell us, The Dog.

#3353
Texas AG Paxton has asked for privacy from colleagues, politicians, the media, and interns named Christy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#3354
2 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela.  People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php

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#3355
3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Side Eye Shenanigans?

Paxton’s wife left him because he had a wandering eye.

 

#3356
9 hours ago, HRSchenker said:
Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds.I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to…

 

 

Welp.  The capitilizations seem to be in the right place.  Petition granted!

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#3357
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Texas AG Paxton has asked for privacy from colleagues, politicians, the media, and interns named Christy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

So the pressures of countless political attacks and public scrutiny caused him to stick his dick in someone other than his wife's holiest of holies? Man, it must be great to use your faith as a get out of jail free card. Of course, you certainly don't extend that grace to anyone else, you fucking piece of shit. I hope it all spills out and MAGA sees yet another charlatan they put their dipshit faith behind. 

#3358
7 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is the same party that elected Donald Trump after the "grab them by the pussy" tape, elected him again after covering up hush payments to a porn star, and will elect him again (after the Roberts Court rules he can run for a third term) when they now pretty much know he's all over the Epstein files for having sex with trafficked minors.

The divorce and whatever scandalous details of Ken's affairs come out of it don't matter.  If the voters still see Paxton as more MAGA than Cornyn, Cornyn will get his ass whupped.  

The word of the lord.

 

Praise be to Brisketexan

#3359

The good news for Paxton is he cannot really do anything to make me oppose him more than I already do.

#3360

Do any of you hang out at the Drover Hotel in Fort Worth and know a regular named Kyle who looks a lot like Ken Paxton? 

Asking for a friend.... 

#3361

Hi. First time caller, also first time listener…

Can someone give me the background tea here on the divorce? I know Paxton is a corrupt piece of shit, but I haven’t followed him closely and hadn’t planned to unless he won the Senate primary.

#3362
33 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Hi. First time caller, also first time listener…

Can someone give me the background tea here on the divorce? I know Paxton is a corrupt piece of shit, but I haven’t followed him closely and hadn’t planned to unless he won the Senate primary.

No one really knows.  It was well-known by the time of impeachment that he had been carrying on with this Olson woman, and had been since his Nate Paul connections were revealed.  Paul was raided by the FBI in 2019 and rumors swirled about their connection.  The shit hit the fan with the whistleblower lawsuit in late 20 or early 21, where it was alleged that one of the ties between Paxton and Paul was that Paul hired Olson in his Austin office to bring her closer to Paxton. https://www.texastribune.org/2021/02/11/ken-paxton-whistleblowers-texas-bribe/

Why ol Ang decided enough was enough is anyone's guess.

#3363
7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Why ol Ang decided enough was enough is anyone's guess.

I suspect someone from Cornyn's camp showed her some bad general election polling and she realized she didn't want to risk being married to a guy who might lose a statewide race to a Democrat.

#3364
48 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Hi. First time caller, also first time listener…

Can someone give me the background tea here on the divorce? I know Paxton is a corrupt piece of shit, but I haven’t followed him closely and hadn’t planned to unless he won the Senate primary.

And that's how we (as Texans) got into this mess in the first place. People like Paxton thrive due to low information voters who blindly pull the lever for the (R) candidate, even if they would blanche at what that candidate is/does/stands for if they actually took a little time to educate themselves. 

But, it won't change. Go read the LBJ biographies by Robert Caro. This has been going on in Texas since reconstruction. 

#3365
17 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I suspect someone from Cornyn's camp showed her some bad general election polling and she realized she didn't want to risk being married to a guy who might lose a statewide race to a Democrat.

Is he really polling badly here?  In Texas?  I have heard Ronny Jackson say that, but he's delulu.

I wonder if it isn't a timing thing, file get it out of the way before the primary, get some extra goodies.

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#3366
18 minutes ago, hornian said:

And that's how we (as Texans) got into this mess in the first place. People like Paxton thrive due to low information voters who blindly pull the lever for the (R) candidate, even if they would blanche at what that candidate is/does/stands for if they actually took a little time to educate themselves. 

But, it won't change. Go read the LBJ biographies by Robert Caro. This has been going on in Texas since reconstruction. 

Well, the election that propelled LBJ was between two Democrats.

#3367
19 minutes ago, hornian said:

And that's how we (as Texans) got into this mess in the first place. People like Paxton thrive due to low information voters who blindly pull the lever for the (R) candidate, even if they would blanche at what that candidate is/does/stands for if they actually took a little time to educate themselves. 

But, it won't change. Go read the LBJ biographies by Robert Caro. This has been going on in Texas since reconstruction. 

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#3368
17 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I suspect someone from Cornyn's camp showed her some bad general election polling and she realized she didn't want to risk being married to a guy who might lose a statewide race to a Democrat.

 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Is he really polling badly here?  In Texas?  I have heard Ronny Jackson say that, but he's delulu.

Ain’t no fuckin way Paxton would lose a general statewide. He smoked a young Latina from Brownsville in 22 by 10 pts. 

#3369
24 minutes ago, hornian said:

And that's how we (as Texans) got into this mess in the first place. People like Paxton thrive due to low information voters who blindly pull the lever for the (R) candidate, even if they would blanche at what that candidate is/does/stands for if they actually took a little time to educate themselves. 

But, it won't change. Go read the LBJ biographies by Robert Caro. This has been going on in Texas since reconstruction. 

While your point is 100% valid and applies you at least 90% of Texans (I.e., idiots), bateshorn lives in Maryland or Virginia. 

though given his career, I still find it surprising he’s not that familiar with Paxton’s general awfulness given the national profile he’s tried to cultivate in being on the vanguard of the race to the bottom. 

#3370
8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, the election that propelled LBJ was between two Democrats.

Right. But the point Caro was making was that if LBJ got into the Senate (and the House before that), the voters of Texas would re-elect him no matter what. That's just what they do. 

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#3371
15 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

As a reminder, this is the one gal identified in the media with whom Ken allegedly desecrated one of God's Commandments, ruining his "biblical marriage" with Angela.  People are saying that he scrambled her guts in ways that Angela would not allow.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/ken-paxton-mistress-laura-olson-18136155.php

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So she's a flower arranger for Whataburger?

#3372
38 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Is he really polling badly here?  In Texas?  I have heard Ronny Jackson say that, but he's delulu.

I wonder if it isn't a timing thing, file get it out of the way before the primary, get some extra goodies.

There's been some pretty bad general election polls against unnamed Dems, IIRC. This far out, without a Dem candidate, I think those are basically meaningless, but maybe some Republicans disagree. I dunno.

Of course, pedocon theory being a theory like gravity is a theory, maybe we're about to hear some breaking news about him molesting kids. 

#3374
2 hours ago, hornian said:

And that's how we (as Texans) got into this mess in the first place. People like Paxton thrive due to low information voters who blindly pull the lever for the (R) candidate, even if they would blanche at what that candidate is/does/stands for if they actually took a little time to educate themselves. 

But, it won't change. Go read the LBJ biographies by Robert Caro. This has been going on in Texas since reconstruction. 

FWIW, I'm in DC, so I generally don't pay attention to primaries unless something like this blows up, or the primary winner is a lock. But your point is well taken. 

#3376
23 hours ago, HRSchenker said:
Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds.I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to…

 

 

Get fucked Angela. I hope he gave you herpes and genital warts

#3377
4 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Hi. First time caller, also first time listener…

Can someone give me the background tea here on the divorce? I know Paxton is a corrupt piece of shit, but I haven’t followed him closely and hadn’t planned to unless he won the Senate primary.

He fucked a garden gnome, or the garden gnome fucked him. 

#3378
4 hours ago, hornian said:

even if they would blanche at what that candidate is/does/stands for if they actually took a little time to educate themselves

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#3379
18 hours ago, That Guy said:

I think you guys are forgetting the old “every accusation is a confession” mantra of the GOP. I think it is more likely she had a man and now wants to move that relationship forward. 

Now she gets to move on cleanly since she really tried, and Ken’s the asshole that broke their sacred vows. 

Angela has leverage over Ken at this point because he wants to get his senate campaign under way. He can't afford her divorcing him in the middle of a race so she can ask for the moon now. If Ken has billionaire backers, they may have to write her a very large check to walk away after signing a NDA. I could see her wanting a high 7 or low 8 figure settlement. I don't think he has it but others do.

Since it's not uncommon for a senator to only face a tough race the first time, Paxton could easily be senator for the next 24 years. 

#3380
Long time Paxton mistress Laura Olson updates her Instagram bio to:" You can't always get what you want. But I can." Shortly after the announcement of his wife's divorce filing.https://t.co/lHegxup78e

 

 

 

#3382
3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

There's been some pretty bad general election polls against unnamed Dems, IIRC. This far out, without a Dem candidate, I think those are basically meaningless, but maybe some Republicans disagree. I dunno.

Of course, pedocon theory being a theory like gravity is a theory, maybe we're about to hear some breaking news about him molesting kids. 

If there's anyone on this board involved with statewide Dem campaigns, a compilation of Republican politicians over the last decade saying "it could have been worse" overlaid with footage of all the disasters/shootings/whatever that they are referencing... and wrapped up with "why aren't we asking if it could have been better?" is basically a slam dunk ad idea that they are gifting the Dems yet nobody wants to take the shot.

 

#3383
23 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:
Long time Paxton mistress Laura Olson updates her Instagram bio to:" You can't always get what you want. But I can." Shortly after the announcement of his wife's divorce filing.https://t.co/lHegxup78e

 

 

 

Yeah….uhhh…lucky guy, I guess. 

#3384
34 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:
Long time Paxton mistress Laura Olson updates her Instagram bio to:" You can't always get what you want. But I can." Shortly after the announcement of his wife's divorce filing.https://t.co/lHegxup78e

 

 

 

Jurassic Park Ian Malcom GIF

 

I think we now know the "recent discoveries." Ken has picked the side piece over the soon to be ex-wife.

#3385
11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Yeah….uhhh…lucky guy, I guess. 

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For this guy? Definitely out of his league

#3387
18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Texas AG Paxton has asked for privacy from colleagues, politicians, the media, and interns named Christy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

He forgot to add, “thanks for your attention to this matter.”

#3388

Sacred covenants are broken because they feel like it?  Huh, and I was told gays getting married was the threat.  

#3390
16 hours ago, mdmost said:

I hope it all spills out and MAGA sees yet another charlatan they put their dipshit faith behind. 

NTTAWWT

#3392
1 minute ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Melania looks like she thinks she's going on safari

I love how that cunt just gets a pass from everyone too. laziest flotus ever

#3393
4 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Melania looks like she thinks she's going on safari

Did she wear the "I really don't care" jacket again?

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#3394
5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

If there's anyone on this board involved with statewide Dem campaigns, a compilation of Republican politicians over the last decade saying "it could have been worse" overlaid with footage of all the disasters/shootings/whatever that they are referencing... and wrapped up with "why aren't we asking if it could have been better?" is basically a slam dunk ad idea that they are gifting the Dems yet nobody wants to take the shot.

 

But pronouns, and a family was speaking Spanish at HEB. That’s literally all the majority cares about anymore.

#3395
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I love how that cunt just gets a pass from everyone too. laziest flotus ever

Yes, but frankly I have much bigger fish to fry. 

#3396
I love how that cunt just gets a pass from everyone too. laziest flotus ever

She and I have a mutual understanding; neither of us give a shit about the other. Although, I do eagerly await her ghost-written tell all book after Donald starts feeding the worms.
#3398
On 7/11/2025 at 1:51 PM, Bateshorn said:

Hi. First time caller, also first time listener…

Can someone give me the background tea here on the divorce? I know Paxton is a corrupt piece of shit, but I haven’t followed him closely and hadn’t planned to unless he won the Senate primary.

Unless?

 

 

#3399
16 hours ago, Tuco said:


She and I have a mutual understanding; neither of us give a shit about the other. Although, I do eagerly await her ghost-written tell all book after Donald starts feeding the worms.

You don't have to wait. Bezos's $40 million bribe "documentary" is coming later this year to Amazon Prime.

#3400
On 7/11/2025 at 8:41 AM, wildcat09 said:

I suspect someone from Cornyn's camp showed her some bad general election polling and she realized she didn't want to risk being married to a guy who might lose a statewide race to a Democrat.

Bwahahahahaha, that will never happen. 

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