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  • youdunnf'dup
    youdunnf'dup

    That was quite possibly the single dumbest face mask penalty I’ve ever seen. JFC

  • youdunnf'dup
    youdunnf'dup

    I don’t know if there’s been a player that I’ve hated more than Jaylon Smith in a while. And that’s before you even think about his contract 

  • Firemans4Horn
    Firemans4Horn

    Is the defenseless receiver penalty just completely randomly enforced?

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Guess who made the stupid play there.

You’ll never guess.

Just now, Nope said:

Horns and Cowboys are the same exact team.....

Nope. Sorry we won a MNC since 2000 and competed ina second one. Now the last ten years maybe sure. But last twenty no. Lol. 

Plenty of time here for four of five more TDs.

It’s all good. Just ask Dak to take the down for the TD. Convert the 2 pt. And then get the onside and kick a FG.

All in 3:25. They’re not getting another onside kick.

I don’t know if there’s been a player that I’ve hated more than Jaylon Smith in a while. And that’s before you even think about his contract 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Guess who made the stupid play there.

You’ll never guess.

Tell me tell me tell me

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4 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I question that kick. And then that reverse was sooooo close to being blown up but good.

Lmao at expecting this defense to EVER make a play when it matters the most.

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Nolan and this defense are fucking horrendous

Nolan should be fired before the 2 minute warning.

I would call this a shit show but that be an insult to shit.

But I heard the last coach was THE BAD ONE.....

Leon Lett man. Inside of two minutes after we get a two point conversation we kick a squib dumb kick and give up a TD and block the extra point and give them two more points. Regarded

6 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Alright alright. The stats aren’t so empty this time haha 

Yes, yes they are. 

The Cowboys are one of the most boneheaded screw ups by an opponent in history away from being 0-4. Haha good work Jerry Jones 

2 minutes ago, Nope said:

Horns and Cowboys are the same exact team.....

Nope

If the Texans are aggy of the NFL, then the Cowboys are Tech.

Dallas thought they had the loss salted away. But the defense had to make one more non-play and then they force Cleveland to get the 2 point conversion to make sure its a 2 td game. 

that is a dumb rule.  if you attempt one point you should only get one point but whatever.

that is on mccarthy for not kicking it away and making them start from the 25.

Leon Lett man. Inside of two minutes after we get a two point conversation we kick a squib dumb kick and give up a TD and block the extra point and give them two more points. Regarded

Difference was that Leon Lett was a good player. Jaylon sucks
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nope. Sorry we won a MNC since 2000 and competed ina second one. Now the last ten years maybe sure. But last twenty no. Lol. 

I’m talking this season only

Somebody has to win the East though LMAO

why isn't the offsides declined and the outcome of the play accepted?

1 minute ago, Moby Ric said:

If the Texans are aggy of the NFL, then the Cowboys are Tech.

This is spot on. What NFL team is Texas? 

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Shouldnt that offside be declined?

I'm wondering how you get the points AND the 5 yards on the kickoff.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is the defenseless receiver penalty just completely randomly enforced?

yup

 

Just now, ButtFumble said:

why isn't the offsides declined and the outcome of the play accepted?

its to prevent teams from continuously jumping offsides to block the kick with no consequence.

to be honest I would try to jump the count all the time because getting an extra 5 on the KO doesn't matter anymore.

Just now, hundredTT said:

This is spot on. What NFL team is Texas? 

We need one in San Antonio! But Jerruh would never allow it. They would pack the stands and it’s not a far drive from Austin. 

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Jaylon Smith needs to be cut post game.

Worst NFL lb I've ever seen

there are guys we could sign right now that are an immediate upgrade I am sure of it.

3 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

This is spot on. What NFL team is Texas? 

Cleveland. At least the past 10 years. 
 

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Just now, dcar00 said:

its to prevent teams from continuously jumping offsides to block the kick with no consequence.

to be honest I would try to jump the count all the time because getting an extra 5 on the KO doesn't matter anymore.

your second point is a really good idea

who cares if they kick off from your own 10 you can still fair catch it and get it at the 25 or let it go out of the end zone and same thing

I think Steele could be called for a false start on every single play

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Are my eyes tricking me, or is Knight false starting like every snap? haha

Haha -- I've had the same thought all day. I thought his name was Steele.

Probably a pick 6 coming up.

What are the lotto numbers?

Only in 2020 can Dallas throw for 500 yards and lose. Texas needs to score 63 to win.  Fuck football 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

I think Steele could be called for a false start on every single play

he has super fast feet

Losing to Browns at home.  Putrid.  

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