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Game blouses. We have dumb players. We have an imbecile GM/Owner. Fuck you Jerruh. This is your team and your loss! 

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    youdunnf'dup

    That was quite possibly the single dumbest face mask penalty I’ve ever seen. JFC

  • youdunnf'dup
    youdunnf'dup

    I don’t know if there’s been a player that I’ve hated more than Jaylon Smith in a while. And that’s before you even think about his contract 

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    Firemans4Horn

    Is the defenseless receiver penalty just completely randomly enforced?

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Yeah, that was 100 percent on Amari. Just shit effort.

Completely. What a horrible fucking effort.

DB jumped that route perfectly.

Wish he hadn’t thrown that.

1-3 start under the new regime.  Not exactly an auspicious beginning.  Jerrah couldn't complete a spoken thought by the half, and is likely piss drunk under a table in his suite by this time.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

TXK pleasant Grove lost
Texas lost
Dallas lost to baker.

FML

could be worse, we could still be Oilers fans

I mean if I had any hope the defend would make any improvement at ALL I’d be okay.

But you can’t ask this offense to be perfect. Every mistake is magnified because they simply can’t stop anyone. And the special teams suck.

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We need one in San Antonio! But Jerruh would never allow it. They would pack the stands and it’s not a far drive from Austin. 

Just what Texas needs...three shitty NFL teams.

6 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Are my eyes tricking me, or is Knight false starting like every snap? haha

I definitely noticed a couple in the first half before I decided not to watch him any more, lol.

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I mean... put some of the blame on Cooper. Just like last game.........

Little column A, little column B. Or should I point to the throw two plays earlier that was just turribly bad? Another "empty stat" game and a loss. Don't worry. They're still likely to win the NFC East.

Just now, Deej said:

Just what Texas needs...three shitty NFL teams.

3rd times a charm? Just kidding. But maybe? 

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

your second point is a really good idea

who cares if they kick off from your own 10 you can still fair catch it and get it at the 25 or let it go out of the end zone and same thing

agreed(although they would try an onsides kick) but that would never happen.  they only get the 5 yards on the KO if they make it.  if you are offsides and you block they accept and rekick.  if you are offides and they make they get the 5 yards.

it is possible you could do it so many times and block or miss and they end up going for 2 instead closer.

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

DB jumped that route perfectly.

Wish he hadn’t thrown that.

You know how many QBs throw that ball with total trust in their WR. That's completely on Amari. Nobody is going to be wide ass open with the field compressed like that in that situation. Dak is 100% throwing to a spot expecting Amari not to stutter step and short arm the ball. 

Amari has a healthy amount of bitchass in him. 

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

 

That’s what I thought I saw live, but I get it. Fuck this game. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I mean if I had any hope the defend would make any improvement at ALL I’d be okay.

But you can’t ask this offense to be perfect. Every mistake is magnified because they simply can’t stop anyone. And the special teams suck.

Perfect? They had 14 points in the first three quarters before waking up when they're behind 41-14.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Gotta agree with this... or he didn't think the ball was coming to him but he just quit on the route....

 

Amari the Ferrari runs hot, breaks down, quits when the chips are down.

Gallop disappeared today. Getting out targeted and outplayed by Cedric Wilson.

Team is getting worse while Dak gets more and more expensive. Somebody check on Jerry.

It was like he hoped that if he didn’t look back for the ball the qb wouldn’t throw it to him. What a bitch. 

307 yards rushing on 40 attempts=7.675 average, and a 10 yard average per pass play tells me what I need to know.  The Dallas efense is tuuuuurible.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Perfect? They had 14 points in the first three quarters before waking up when they're behind 41-14.

exactly.  they were shit until Cleveland did what every NFL team does when they think they have it won.  they started to play soft.

they had a chance until the stupid dumb kickoff.  cleveland would not have called that reverse on their 25.

both sides lost this game and ST had a hand in it due to the KO.

The Cowboys D is so bad they blocked an extra point into a two point conversion. 
this is Jerruh’s team. Jerruh’s loss. 
Dallas 1-3 first time since 2010

Browns 3-1 for first time since 2001

we can’t expect every team to collapse like the Falcons and we can’t not score for two whole quarters while we get further behind. We can’t win from behind. We didn’t do shit after scoring 14 points until we finally realized there are only four quarters. This team for some reason falls asleep in the second and third quarter. Fuck Jerruh.

9 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

You know how many QBs throw that ball with total trust in their WR. That's completely on Amari. Nobody is going to be wide ass open with the field compressed like that in that situation. Dak is 100% throwing to a spot expecting Amari not to stutter step and short arm the ball. 

Amari has a healthy amount of bitchass in him. 

amari wants to know why amari can't have a fade route called for him...Michael Irvin should shit all over him.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Little column A, little column B. Or should I point to the throw two plays earlier that was just turribly bad? Another "empty stat" game and a loss. Don't worry. They're still likely to win the NFC East.

Nah man, that was all column Amari. There were plenty of bad Dak throws, but at least he's smart enough now to put heat on them. There's a reason dbs play defense and not offense. 

Edited by totallynotabuttpirate

10 minutes ago, Nope said:

Team is getting worse while Dak gets more and more expensive. Somebody check on Jerry.

Hey at this rate we may end up in the Tank for Trevoer or Fail for Fields discussions....

29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao at expecting this defense to EVER make a play when it matters the most.

I wouldn't say I expected the defense to make a play. I think more that the Browns were visibly shaken at that point and I would have kicked deep and taken my chances because momentum was certainly with the Cowboys.

I was in the car for the Beckham reverse TD and then saw all the Jaylon talk from that play. That wasn't on him. He came from clear across the field and couldn't beat Beckham in a foot race to the endzone. I don't even know #48's name but he's the one with the egregiously bad effort on that play. (I don't want to give the impression that I think Jaylon is very good. Feel like I need to make that clear here.)

So dak now has the most passing yards thru the first 4 games if anyone ever, the most passing yards in any 3 consecutive games ever, has a 450, 475, and 500 yard game already...and they are 1-3 and should be 0-4. 
 

what is to be gleaned from this?

the 500 yards today was essentially all earned in the first and fourth quarters, a half of football. The other half of the game involves the offense doing less than nothing because of the turnovers, and the defense allowing td after td to the tune of 31 (34?) straight. And then when defense mattered again with 3 minutes to go, one play td in which over pursuit, a bad angle taken behind the LOS, and then poor tackling were put on display concurrently. 
 

Tough to blame an offense that puts up the cumulative numbers it did today vs a defense that offered zero resistance and gave up 49, but the offense absolutely bungled the 2nd and third quarters to help Cleveland run up the huge lead that enables them to manage the 4th like they did.

and yeah add in coaching including the last kickoff when they were only down 3 and had a timeout and the 2 minute warning.  
 

 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

So the real question is are the cowboys the longhorns of the nfl or are the longhorns the cowboys of the ncaa? FML 

28 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Little column A, little column B. Or should I point to the throw two plays earlier that was just turribly bad? Another "empty stat" game and a loss. Don't worry. They're still likely to win the NFC East.

I don't think they are. I think it's far more likely Wentz gets it together than cowboys D all of a sudden gets decent. I'd put Philadelphia as the likely winners as of right now just on that probability

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

So the real question is are the cowboys the longhorns of the nfl or are the longhorns the cowboys of the ncaa? FML 

Idk but being a fan of both teams sucks really really really hard

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9 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I wouldn't say I expected the defense to make a play. I think more that the Browns were visibly shaken at that point and I would have kicked deep and taken my chances because momentum was certainly with the Cowboys.

True but even at that, the Cowboys has the Browns play snuffed out. It should have been a huge loss, which Dallas most likely gets the ball back down 3 at that point. Not only was it not a loss, the Browns scored.

That sums up this defense. They have zero idea how to get off the field when they need to. All this defense had to do was make one stop and get the offense the ball back and we win last week and most likely this week. This might be the absolute worst defense I have ever seen. You don't even see random high school defenses give up this amount of points, poor tackling, out of position constantly and so many open WRs.

If it isn't a QB making us look silly through the air, it's giving up about 300 yards on the ground without their best RB. Embarrassing. 

This season is already done. There is no hope with this defense. 

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5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The Zeke fumble was as big a play as any in the game. The pollard drop was also huge at that point in the game. 

Remember, the Pollard drop was a terrible throw according to some.....lmao....

Let me first preface this with the acknowledgement that the defense is absolutely atrocious, but part of their problem is we can never sustain a lead long enough for them to be in pass rushing situations. Did we ever have the ball up 14-7 or did we give up that lead immediately following the go ahead score? 

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2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Immediately.

The early game fuckups by the offense are exacerbating our garbage defense. The only chance the defense has is to be on the field with a 2 score lead.  

1 minute ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

The early game fuckups by the offense are exacerbating our garbage defense. The only chance the defense has is to be on the field with a 2 score lead, less than 60 seconds remaining, and no timeouts for the opponent. 

FIFY

7 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

The early game fuckups by the offense are exacerbating our garbage defense. The only chance the defense has is to be on the field with a 2 score lead.  

That’s really what it boils down to. You’re already asking the offense to be borderline perfect. But when we’re turning it over multiple times while it’s still a one possession game, we have no chance.

30 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I was in the car for the Beckham reverse TD and then saw all the Jaylon talk from that play. That wasn't on him. He came from clear across the field and couldn't beat Beckham in a foot race to the endzone. I don't even know #48's name but he's the one with the egregiously bad effort on that play. (I don't want to give the impression that I think Jaylon is very good. Feel like I need to make that clear here.)

I don't think many, if any, folks were giving him a hard time about that specific play, it was every other fucking play.  He's been awful.

 

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

I was in the car for the Beckham reverse TD and then saw all the Jaylon talk from that play. That wasn't on him. He came from clear across the field and couldn't beat Beckham in a foot race to the endzone. I don't even know #48's name but he's the one with the egregiously bad effort on that play. (I don't want to give the impression that I think Jaylon is very good. Feel like I need to make that clear here.)

he was standing at the 40 yard line with his thumb up his ass and took off chasing when it was too late.

The fly-by facemask penalty, as the runner was already down was atrocious.  It was typical of Smith's play this season.

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