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2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Member those days when the Browneyes sucked and the Boys ruled?


Neither do I, too long ago

The Vinny Testaverde Cowboys were better than these jackholes.

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    That was quite possibly the single dumbest face mask penalty I’ve ever seen. JFC

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    youdunnf'dup

    I don’t know if there’s been a player that I’ve hated more than Jaylon Smith in a while. And that’s before you even think about his contract 

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    Is the defenseless receiver penalty just completely randomly enforced?

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I take it back on the coaching. It’s worse than Garrett. He was a pussy and played conservative. And Rod was a scared shit and never aggressive.

But they didn’t get down like this every fucking week.

And no, it’s not because they’re passing too much or going too fast. They just didn’t get beat so bad on defense like this.

Maybe they were conservative on defense because this is what they had to work with. 

Well Jerruh needs to pick the coach and such. I’m not ready to condemn Mike just yet but he was sitting in his basement when Jerruh rang. 

Browns finally have to settle for a field goal instead of a touchdown, but only because it ran out of time. LoL

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

I take it back on the coaching. It’s worse than Garrett. He was a pussy and played conservative. And Rod was a scared shit and never aggressive.

But they didn’t get down like this every fucking week.

And no, it’s not because they’re passing too much or going too fast. They just didn’t get beat so bad on defense like this.

The offense has turned the ball over 8 times in 3.5 games. No that’s not Dak’s fault. But you’re gonna lose a lot of games playing like that even with an average defense.

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O-line is crap; LB’s are crap without the two injured studs. 

STs havent mattered today, but they have been a mess this year. 

When did Dallas hire the Longhorns coaching staff?

Mike Nolan was a good defensive coordinator back in the early 2000s, the game passed him by quite some time ago as the NFL evolved.

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

When did Dallas hire the Longhorns coaching staff?

Still be better off if they did, IMO.

Dak has nothing to do with 11 men on defense who couldn’t break the 2 deep on the top 5 ncaa teams 

Just fire everyone and start over. Leave the QB and WRs. Replace everyone else.

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Holy shit. Browns without Chubb is still gaining 9 yards a pop.

Dallas is surrendering 10YPC to Cleveland's third and fourth string running backs.

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Didn’t they lose five yards on the play? Take the result of the play

I was just about to post this. We should never accept a penalty. Just roll the dice with less downs and hold your breath. Giving them an extra down is just a bad strategy 

Doo doo browns didn't even need a Chubb to glory hole the cow boys huh

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

That's about right for today. AVL can't do any wrong. In front of every shot, every bounce, and free to foul at will. Factor in Gomez's awful match and it's perfect.

Wut?

Like clock work, here come the empty stats to bring us back. We’ll probably look competent for the rest of the quarter and we’ll wonder where this team has been. Only this time the other team isn’t Atlanta and they're actually gonna bleed the clock out with their running game like a competent football team. I swear to god this is last years team. Can we just play the NFC East already so we can really pad our offensive stats

Have Jerry Jones as an owner, a dipshit when it comes to football.

Have his son as an executive, and he sounds dumber than Jerry.

We have a meathead for a head coach that was the beneficiary of Aaron Rodgers.

We have a DC whose last stints produced some of the worst defense in the NFL.

We have an OC running the same offense that didn’t win under Garrett for many years.

The year is going exactly as I expected. Not sure what other fans thought would happen this year and every year for the future until a Jones doesn’t own the team, which is never.

I'm laughing at Mike McCarthy.   he took this job and now everyone knows it was all aaron rodgers.  

 

 

At least this team will have a better record than that team. They went 0-11-1

This team will have 1 win
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This might be the worst defense in football history.

Chris Ash - “I can’t coach defense for shit.”

Mike Nolan - “Hold my beer.”

Why accept that penalty way back at the start of the drive?  2nd and 12 seems better than 1st and 20 when they are averaging 10 ypp. 
 

how long will they continue to be amazed at browns wrs catching passes with dbs in position before they realize the dbs can’t make plays?

The winner of the NFC East could get into the playoffs with a 5-11 or 6-10 record this season.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I'm laughing at Mike McCarthy.   he took this job and now everyone knows it was all aaron rodgers.  

 

 Aaron Rodgers is laughing somewhere 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Why accept that penalty way back at the start of the drive?  2nd and 12 seems better than 1st and 20 when they are averaging 10 ypp. 
 

how long will they continue to be amazed at browns wrs catching passes with dbs in position before they realize the dbs can’t make plays?

analytics!!!

Actually, I take that back. Are we even the best team in the division. I don’t think there’s any way we can definitively say that. We definitely have the best offense and the worst defense in the division. 

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Defense has given up at least 38 in 3 straight weeks. Holy shit.

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Actually, I take that back. Are we even the best team in the division. I don’t think there’s any way we can definitively say that. We definitely have the best offense and the worst defense in the division. 

philly is a competent organization.  they will clean up their issues before we do.  I see them winning the east. 

3 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


At least this team will have a better record than that team. They went 0-11-1

This team will have 1 win

They still have 6 games against wash, philly, and nyg. They’ll win one of those. 

jaylon smith hasn't made a tackle within 5 yards of the LOS all day.

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