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2020 VP Debates: Kamala Harris vs. Mike Pence; Special Guest: COVID-19

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She should fuck him up on some answer and finish it by saying "and by the way there's a fly on your head"

Nobody gives a shit about cops. Never needed one except to waste my time with speeding tickets



Fix the virus, fix the economy asshole

Ohhhh fuuuuuck did he just talk about a salon being burned to the ground in Utah?? I'm not sure we can find a Democrat down that political line to blame the rioting on! Awkward! 

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Mike is attracting flies now. 

The flies know

Fly on the head!

He's like a demonic character from that show Good Omens.

flies are attracted to piles of shit so

 

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Remember all those flies in The Amityville Horror?  They're back. 

She should fuck him up on some answer and finish it by saying "and by the way there's a fly on your head"

Sign me up for that.


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Bernie got a little bird.  Pence got a fly.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

That fly gonna be famous.

I'm too lazy to start the Pence's Fly twitter account.

Does he think by thanking Susan for every question and saying her name that it makes up for constantly talking over her requests to follow the rules?

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Just say you are going to pack it. Why is this so hard. It will rally your base. 

no, no.. you say you won't pack it, and then when you have the power, you pack it.

re: Mitch McConnell.

Lmao at the fly, vampire Pence bringing the stink.

When did that happen last? Dem debates? Always hilarious.


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when you were DA you didn't prosecute the guy we made treasury secretary!

Pence, you are not selling yourself to moderate women at all.  Women do not like being talked over.

And I bet good money that Pence would never talk over Mother.

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Flies always find the shit 

That fly made tonight perfect.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

He’s got jewish grandchildren guys.

2020's i have a  black friend

Oh, he had Jewish grandchildren so he can’t be racist excuse.

Jesus cut his fucking mic. 

1 minute ago, bmbmd said:

Bernie got a little bird.  Pence got a fly.

Pretty fly for a white guy.

Does “Pence Fly” have a Twitter account yet?

Well that’s a stupid question. Lol


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1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Does he think by thanking Susan for every question and saying her name that it makes up for constantly talking over her requests to follow the rules?

Yes and it runs the clock out. 

He’s got jewish grandchildren guys.
I have a black friend
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

And I bet good money that Pence would never talk over Mother.

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lol, just joined this thread because of the fly

 

Some of my best grandkids are Jewish

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That fly gonna be famous.

Could it somehow be attracted by the rona??? Just asking questions.

 

Flyboy is pissing himself.

1 minute ago, Chet Steadman said:

Quick, someone make a witty fly-shit post!

I was first. 

Pence has been trying to bait Kamala into being an angry black woman for the last 80 minutes. Props to her for walking a nice line between not taking bullshit while also knowing she's held to a shitty standard.

Does “Pence Fly” have a Twitter account yet?


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Some of my best grandkids are Jewish

I’m not racist I have black friends.
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1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

We need the Seinfeld Soup Nazi as the moderator.

Air horn. 

If that doesn’t work I’m chucking things at you. 

even the fucking neocons support us!

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