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Winning is hard. You look at OU over there having two losses and that's a great team that just shows how strong top to bottom the Big 12 is.

We as coaches need to do better, you drill ball security and all it takes is one mistake blah blah blah blah blah

Fuck Herman

Just now, immamac said:

Legitimately, who gives a fuck what Tom Herman has to say anymore?

From the perspective that all of these press conferences are only meaningless coach-speak, I didn't care even before all this.

But now, yeah, I not only don't care what he SAYS, I also don't care what he DOES.  Because he's a fraud, and he's lost, and he's not capable of doing this job.  On to the next one, I guess.  What a shitshow.

 

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Tom Herman is the Jason Garrett of Jeff Fishers

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

Legitimately, who gives a fuck what Tom Herman has to say anymore?

Michelle.   Maybe. 

Must be really humiliating to suck such ass at your job, publicly on display for all to see, and have no earthly idea what to do.  And then look in the mirror every day and think "God, I am stealing money from this great university and its fans."  If he had any balls he would resign on the spot and admit his sheer incompetence.  So sick of his schtick and this shitshow underachieving athletic department.

Seriously, not one word out of his mouth makes a difference at this point. He’s proven to be a selfish asshole rube and nothing more. Yank him off the podium with a hook and replace him with the next Vaudville act.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Whoops! Forgot to post the OU cheerleader pic...

 

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Is that Mensa in drag?

 

The pandemic offers convenient excuses.

Kurt Bowels should hand Herman a sword, and and Chip Brownnose can ask him if he is familiar with Seppuku, as a means of restoring honor to the Longhorn family.

DiD yOu KnOw ThErE wAs OnE sEcOnD oN tHe ClOcK! 

"Making mistakes during a loss is the best way for young people to learn. That's why we lose so much around here". 

Edited by totallynotabuttpirate

I'm also a Detroit Lions fan (God help me....).  Yesterday after losing for the umpteenth time Matt Patricia said that there was "a lot to fix when we got here."  The Lions had gone 9-7 the year before he arrived, and had made the playoffs two of the previous three years.  Former Lions players blasted his ass on Twitter all Sunday evening.

Waiting for that to come out of Tom's mouth soon... blaming the former coaching staff for his own failure.

24 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

Tom Herman is the Jason Garrett of Jeff Fishers

Fire up the plane 

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Whew.... "all the issues are fixable".   That's good to hear.... 

It's your job to fix it dickweed, and you are a miserable failure at doing so, every year....

Can they televise these "really, really great Sundays" he talks about.  I'd be ok skipping Saturday to watch on Sunday

now that's utter bullshit... "we were on the headset and planned to burn all the remaining clock"..... bullshit you asshole.  if that was the case why did you run ingram?  why didn't you substitute?  why didn't you run sam 3 times up the middle and run the clock down to 5 seconds on 3 snaps??

total bullshit.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

now that's utter bullshit... "we were on the headset and planned to burn all the remaining clock"..... bullshit you asshole.  if that was the case why did you run ingram?  why didn't you substitute?  why didn't you run sam 3 times up the middle and run the clock down to 5 seconds on 3 snaps??

total bullshit.

So it is players fault they ran that play? Have we verified that Herman's headset has batteries or is plugged in. He could just be talking to himself while furiously turning pages in his binder.

Ridiculous. Who exactly where they on the headset with? I hate this staff and team.

Being a gigantic pussy of a head coach cannot be fixed. 

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

now that's utter bullshit... "we were on the headset and planned to burn all the remaining clock"..... bullshit you asshole.  if that was the case why did you run ingram?  why didn't you substitute?  why didn't you run sam 3 times up the middle and run the clock down to 5 seconds on 3 snaps??

total bullshit.

Add liar to your list of faults, Tom.  how freaking dumb do you think we are, asking us to swallow this pablum?  Quit yesterday please.

You look at Oklahoma over and it's just all about the tradition of OU taking this game more seriously than we do. 

Sorry, out of comedic attempts this week. 

Edited by mdmost

he just insulted "everyone outside the arena" and "subjecting himself to the fans to not allow water from outside the boat inside the boat to sink the ship"

Edited by Hagbard Celine

in other words he's proud that he has no idea how pissed off the fanbase is.  just digging his hole deeper.

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Being a gigantic pussy of a head coach cannot be fixed. 

I wish someone would directly ask him about the same playcalls versus ISU and TCU. That is directly on him as it's under two different OCs.

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

now that's utter bullshit... "we were on the headset and planned to burn all the remaining clock"..... bullshit you asshole.  if that was the case why did you run ingram?  why didn't you substitute?  why didn't you run sam 3 times up the middle and run the clock down to 5 seconds on 3 snaps??

total bullshit.

Not only that after we got to the one we literally ran the hurry up. 

That was a lot of hurry up for someone wanting to bleed the clock at the end. 

Hey Tommy - if you are going to make references to boats,  we're going to go ahead and Row the Damn Boat with a guy who knows what he is doing.  There's the door.   PJ Fleck, welcome to Austin.   - is what CDC should say as soon as this press conference is over. 

Nice moustache guy.

he just insulted "everyone outside the arena" and "subjecting himself to the fans to not allow water from outside the boat inside the boat to sink the ship"
Just keep rearranging the deck chairs, then.
33 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Whoops! Forgot to post the OU cheerleader pic...

 

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Does he have any eligibility left, we could use a fierce ass kicking linebacker?

If not reaching the ball out can't be emphasized anymore, then why did a multi-year starter still do it?

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55 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Winning is hard. Our mistakes are fixable. Go 1-0 every week 

God fucking damnit I hate when coaches say this. 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

he seems very very cool. almost nonchalant 

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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

God fucking damnit I hate when coaches say this. 

I mean, it seems pretty damn hard. 

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